A/N This is my first fic, so go easy on me. The beginning takes place when Harry and Ron and Hermione are 25. It's a romantic comedy that involves cast iron pans, extremely hormonal & pregnant women, Fred falling out of the sky and landing in a wedding cake, shotgun weddings, and soufflés gone wrong! WOOT!

Disclaimer: I don't THINK I own these characters… not really sure. I'm lost here… HEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Chapter 1: Horseshoe Crabs and Wedding Rings

Harry looked down into Ginny's eyes. The night sky was dotted with the little stars and the moon was shining brightly. Ginny's face was glowing in the moonlight. She had never looked more beautiful.

Together they walked down the beach with the sand between their toes.

"Harry," Ginny said, 'This has been wonderful. NOW can you tell me why we are here?" "Well, I guess so…" Harry replied slowly, with a grin stretching across his face.

He got down on one knee, but almost at once he jumped back up. "OW!" he yelled. "Bloody horseshoe crabs." He tried again. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a little black box. "Ginny, will you marry me? He popped open the box to reveal a silver ring with a heart shaped diamond adorning it. Written around the ringwas 'Harry and GinnyForever'. Ginny laughed with joy. "YES! I will, Harry, I will!!!" She fell into his arms and they enjoyed a long, passionate kiss.