(oneshot) This is random…and weird. It could be funny if you want it to but overall only read if you don't like things to make sense…ehehehe
"Fanfiction," read Suze in her email. "HEY PAUL!" she yelled.
"What?" he snapped.
"We have our next job," muttered Suze.
"what is it this time? If it's the same as the talk on parenting then I'm quitting," said Paul.
"You can't quit! What would I do without you? Jesse certainly isn't willing to do this job," whined Suze.
"Ok fine! What topic is it this time," said Paul.
"Fan fiction," said Suze simply.
"WHAT?"
"Fan fiction,"
"WHAT?"
"FAN FICTION DAMMIT!" shouted Suze.
Paul shut up and sat down next to Suze. And looked into the camera.
"Hello and good day to all you wonderful people," smiled Paul.
"Today's topic is fan fiction and we express our views on what we think about how young children put us in very weird situations. What do you think Paul?" asked Suze.
"Personally, I'm split both way. Over 70 of the population like making me the evil git. And making Jesse a beautiful angel. Which he is not," said Paul.
"I disagree with Paul. I personally think that usually fan fiction is fine but that's only because they always get me married to Jesse. And Paul usually ends up dead or worse…" Suze dropped her voice to a dramatic whisper, "with Kelly!"
"Kelly's….ok!" protested Paul.
"Don't lie Paulie Waulie. Remember about that little heart to heart we had about you using Kelly as your cover and you're really lusting after Jesse," smirked Suze.
"YOU LIE!" yelled Paul as he stood up pointing at Suze, panic dancing wildly in his eyes.
"It's fan fiction, Paul. People just shove us into weird and horrible situations…like you getting it on with Jesse. I read one like that a couple of days ago," murmured Suze.
"Well, I read one of you getting it on with me!" shouted Paul triumphantly.
"As you can see, viewers and readers, Paul only seems cool when Meg Cabot writes it and some other fabulous fan fiction writers. In real he's just a desperate teenager," smiled Suze as she noticed how good she had Paul.
"You do realize Suze that one of these days someone will write something with you…and Adam and CeeCee, getting it on," said Paul.
"My faithful readers would never do that, right?" she said uncertainly into the camera.
A wave sound of "Of course not!" was heard.
"Ha!" said Suze happily.
"Oh wait, I'm getting something," muttered Paul as he pressed his earpiece to hear something.
"Suze…are we being Punk'd?" asked Paul.
"No why?" replied Suze.
"Apparently this is not real and our topic of fan fiction…is a fan fiction," said Paul hesitantly.
"Your kidding," said Suze nervously.
"Come on Foolish-Angel (writer of this), write something where I kiss Suze and she dumps Jesse," said Paul, tuning his charm on.
Paul advanced onto Suze, pinning her onto the wall. He lowered his mouth onto hers, entwining his tongue with hers. At that minute Jesse walked in.
Paula and Suze broke apart.
"Jesse I'm sorry to say that you're really hot, but just not my type. I'm going with Paul," said Suze.
"Querida, are we being Punk'd?"
Wow…weird. Most of my stories get hardly any reviews..(2 is the most ive gotten lol) so yeah PLEASE REVIEW!!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!