One day Bella was at the Cullen's house in the computer room. (It was just recently built.)

"Edward, come over here!" She called.

"Yes dear I love so much, that I'd never bet that I could get a date with you with Mike and end up turning it into a permanent thing?"

"I want to show you this website, I heard of that! Type our names in!"

And so Bella typed their names into the two small boxes.

"Yes! 81, we rock!"

"Why didn't we get 100" Edward pouted.

"Because, someone won't change another someone into a vampire," she said as she bent down and pinched Edward's cheeks.

Just then Alice and Jasper enter the room, walking on their handing scream, "WOWIE! WOWIE! WOWIE! WOWIE!"

Alice hoped onto her legs and pushed Edward away from the computer.

"I heard you in the other room and I wanted to check it out."

"But there are like twenty computers around us."

"SLIENCE!" A god like voice boom. Then Emmett, Rosalie, Esme and Carlisle enter the room.

"Whoa what was that?" Bella asked shaken.

"Your mom!" Rosalie shot.

"No, actually your dad, third dad." Esme contradicted, point to Carlisle who had a microphone in his hand.

"Yes! 94 BIATCH!" Alice screamed.

Everyone turned and looked at the screen, sure enough Jasper and Alice's love calculated up to ninety-four percent.

"Move!" Rosalie shoved, interrupting Alice's happy dance.

"SEVENTY-THREE PERCENT?!" She screeched.

"Calm down Rosy it's just a fake website."

"I guess you write Esme. I should just—"

"SEVENTEEN PERCENT?!" Esme yelled.

Everyone looked at the screen and laugh at Esme and Carlisle. Esme glared at them, searching for someone to humiliate. Her eye landed on Emmett, knowing that if he got higher with any other girl Rosalie would kill him. But what girl who she pick? She came across Bella who was still on the floor dying from laughter.

She typed in their names and waited fro the results.

"NINETY-FOUR PERCENT?!" Edward and Rosalie screamed.

"How could this have happen/!" Edward said, on his knees starring up into the sky.

"Maybe if you, I don't know, change me into a Vampire his would lower and ours would rise." Bella said, innocently rolling her eyes, as Rosalie beat the living crap out of Emmett.

"If you're leaving me for Bella, then I'm leaving you for Edward, right Edward?" she said turning to Edward.

"Not if the love calculator doesn't say so." Edward replied with a grin.

After about 2 seconds they got their answered.

"Oh my god! That is so not fair!" Rosalie said angry.

"Sorry Rosy, Forty-seven percent is not going to cut it." Edward said flipping a coin that came out of nowhere.

Rosalie grinned as she typed into another name.

"Yes! Eighty-four percent!" She hollered.

"Sorry Rose," Alice said, "Jasper's wife scored ninety-four."

"IT'S A DAMN CONSPERACY!" She yelled.

They spent the rest of the day on the computer smile and frowning at the percents they got.

"I can't believe it's going to come to this." Rosalie said with her hair in a mess and bigger bags than usual under her eyes. "eight-seven percent… Tyler Crowley…" she said benging her head on the table.

At the end of the day, every one promised that they would never go on that web site again, and secretly planned on going on when no one was around."

That night Bellawoke up, gasping for air.

"Bella, honey, who I'd never make fun of behind their back, what's that matter/"

I had a dream, that… someone… named … Sarah was… narrating our lives and posting it on some website on some… fan fiction web site."

"Bella, how many times do I have to tell you? No body cares about you stupid dreams,"

"Your right Edward, it was probably just my imagination." So that night she went to sleep, as Edward planned how to tell her, he was married to a monkey named Jennifer Lopez.

The End.