I really hate doing this... putting characters out of their own story! (Well except KH, it works that way.) Well see first if anyone likes it. I might change the rating.
"You have to be kidding me!" Naruto shouted as he opened his dorm room. "I have to share a dorm with you, teme?"
"Shut up, don't bug me and I won't kill you." Sasuke said as he stopped packing and turned his attention to Naruto who was gaping at the door.
"Like you could." Naruto said as he walked to his bed on the opposite side of Sasuke.
The room was relatively big; to single beds, two desks, one shared night table, one window, two closets, and another room that was the bathroom. The bathroom only had a toilet and sink because "they needed to conserve water" so there was a public shower in each building.
"Hn." was Sasuke's only answer as he went back to packing.
"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted as she ran into the dorm almost breaking the door.
"AH!" Naruto said as he put his arms up in self defense as the pink haired girl was about to punch him.
"You baka!" Sakura shouted. "When the hell did you get back?! You didn't even tell me!"
"Sorry Sakura-chan. I just got back and Baa-chan wouldn't let me out of the house until I finished packing and shopping for school supplies." Naruto said tending to his wound.
"I'll treat you to ramen and we can catch --" Sakura had just noticed Sasuke. The room was silent with everyone looking at Sasuke. Sakura was on the verge of crying with her hands in front of her face while Naruto just looked at his friend. Sasuke just stood there looking at Sakura.
"Hey! No girls in the boys dorms!" someone shouted. Sakura was dragged out and the two were left to their awkward silence.
"I guess she still hasn't forgiven me." Sasuke said.
"You think?" Naruto said while walking out the door. "What did you expect everything to be peachy? And you call me an idiot."
"Sakura-chan I want ramen!" Naruto whined through the door.
"Naruto she doesn't want to come out okay." Ino said as she opened the door. "What happened anyway?"
"Well I got punched in the gut, and then asked out for ramen and then she saw Sasuke." Naruto said.
"Sasuke Uchiha?" Ino asked shocked.
"Yeah."
"Okay I'll get her." Ino said. She had only started a real friendship with Sakura after Sasuke had left and that was in highschool.
"Thanks." Naruto said.
"Sakura it's Naruto." Ino said. "He wants his ramen you promised him."
"I don't feel like going." Sakura said with her head in a pillow.
"You're going. I can't stand another minute with you sulking in our room." Ino said as she dragged her friend up. "Here." Ino said as she shoved her friend into Naruto.
"Come on Sakura. I'll buy the ramen." Naruto said.
"Naruto I'm not hungry." Sakura choked out as she looked at her bowl of ramen. Her eyes were red and swollen like she had cried for hours. Also a look of disbaleif was on her face for that fact she was in public looking like this.
"Then I'll just eat it for you." Naruto said happily as he started scarfing his down.
"I guess you won't leave me alone until I tell you right?" Sakura asked.
"Yup." Naruto said with a stupid smile.
"I told myself that I wasn't going to cry when I saw him but, after everything I couldn't. I'm glad we can see each other and maybe get this settled but it still hurts after all that time." Sakura said looking down at her hands in her lap fidling with each other. "I mean all he did was just leave. I should have known we didn't mean that much to each other but..."
"Sakura-chan its okay." Naruto said as he hugged his friend. "You don't have to face him until you want to."
"I know." Sakura said.
"Good. Now I want more ramen." Naruto said.
"Then eat mi --" Sakura said as she offered the empty ramen bowl.
"Ah... I hate Sakura-chan some times." Naruto said as he closed the door to his dorm. He had already emptied his stuff before his meal with Sakura so his computer was set up and there was no teme.
He sat down at his desk and opened his e-mail and webmessaging. One of his friends was on. He didn't know much about them other than they were in jail, had access to a computer, liked the name Kyubii and was a girl.
kyubi: Hey kit how ya doing?
Kit34: Why do you always talk like you're older than me?
Kyubi: Cause I am.
Kit34: And how old would you be?
Kyubi: 900,000,000,000 years old
Kit34: And here I am only in collage.
Kyubi: How's that going for you? Last I heard from you was you were on a trip with your uncle looking for more insperation.
Kit34: He looked for insperation! I just walked around and did some site seeing!
Kyubi: Whatever Kit. Sooooooo did you get laid on that trip?
Kit34: What?!
Kyubi: Aw still a virgin? Get laid soon! Maybe your room mate can help.
Kit34: THAT'S PRIVATE! Why would I get laid? And why would I let Sasuke do it?
Kyubi: Well one I can't and I refuse to get fucked by my pedophile of a cell mate so you getting fucked is the next best thing. Send me a tape will ya?
Kit34: You are a crazy person. I'm not gay, so I will not send a yaoi crazed girl some stupid porn!
Kyubi: You managed to send me one of your uncle's books. (yaoi addition) Thanks for that
Kit34: What ever, you're just misunderstood that's all.
Kyubi: No you just don't understand that I'm in here for practicly distroying a town single handedly.
Kit34: Sure you did
Kyubi: SO you got Uchiha as a room mate? That guy you've been dying to be friends with again?
Kit34: 1) I promised a friend they would see him again 2) I don't care about him 3) I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyubi: That's what you tell yourself but you know you love him, just like when you were little.
Kit34: I was debating my feelings!!!!!!! And you promised not to bring that up! EVER!!!!!!
Kyubi: pft. SO touchy. Any way you should know by now that my word doesn't mean as much as your's
Kit34: that's right you're a deamon (rolls eyes)
Kyubi: Any way how's that bitch dealing with the Uchiha back?
Kit34: Sakura-chan? She's okay I guess.
Kyubi: The girl let her self get trammatized you ask me? I mean a guy like that is so gay
Kit34: He isn't and you know he was just cheating on her with all the other fangirls for a good fuck.
Kyubi: ...And once he fucked all of them he went to another school with out a word to you, the bitch and everyone else. I know some bitch was from your school. Most recent gossip I have around here, not that it matters.
Kit34: what ever it's late I gotta get to school tomorrow early.
Kyubi: Uchiha back yet?
Kit34: No, he probally has some business to take care of since he was already voted on the school council. Seems his name and looks can hide his bad rep.
Kyubi: Night kit and remember to get the Sai guy to draw me some more porn!
Kit34: He did that on his own accord to get dirt on me you retard not for you! (and thanks for not saying anything)
Kyubi: whatever, just ask him
Kit34: Whatever
Kyubi has logged off
Naruto went to get dressed for bed still lingering on the thoughts that Kyubbi had awaken. Sasuke didn't just fuck the girls some guys were even his bitches. God knows if the guy was asexual and just wanted sex like a kid wanting a candy they never heard of, cause everyone else wanted it.
Naruto yawned as he streched onto his bed and fell asleep with thoughts of pranks.
"Hey teme stay away form Sakura!" Naruto shouted at the boy. They were on the roof discussing things. He didn't know when Sasuke had become a pervert only that when they were in middle school Sakura, Sasuke and him were put into year long groups to work on all school projects. They had laughs and enjoyed some good times. Heck once they even got the Uchiha to laugh! But that all chenged when they got into their second year of highschool.
"What will you do if she came willingly? You know she did it on her own accord. She's in love with me Uzumaki." Sasuke said coldly with a smirk.
"You asshole! She's your friend how the hell could you do it?"
"She wasn't a friend and neither are you." Sasuke said coldly.
Naruto woke up from the dream down memory lane as his alram clock rang. Wait he didn't have and alarm clock. He turned to see across from his side of the night table was an alarm clock being silenced by Sasuke. Naurto looked at the clock the best he could.
"5 in the fucking morning!?" he shouted at Sasuke.
"I need to get some work done dobe." Sasuke said as he got out of bed and headed to the washroom with new clothes.
Will I set that clock late or early? Late. Sasuke hates being late.
Naruto was left with his evil thoughts as he drifted to sleep since Sasuke was being so nice and quiet today.
"Whoa, Naruto you look like shit." Kiba said as Naruto joined him at a seat.
"A stupid prick decided it was essential for him to wake up at 5 in the fucking morning!" Naruto said.
"That stupid prick is in our class." Shikamaru said as he sat beside Naruto and fell asleep.
"Damn Shika why don't you just sleep in your classroom. I'm sure the teacher won't mind you leaving a sleeping bag here." Kiba said.
"Don't provoke the one with all the answers." Ino said as she joined them. "We need him willingly to let us copy."
"Shut up I'm trying to sleep." Naruto and Shikamaru said.
"Like you need him to be in a good mood to give you the answers Ino. You just have to either threaten to break up with him or kiss him as you steal the answers." Kiba said.
"What? I would never stoop so low." Ino said offended slightly.
"Yeah that's why when you two are studying when he's done you're kissing him will copying the answers." Kiba shot back.
"Cause I let her dog breath." Shikamaru said.
"Okay everyone take out your books! We're starting this unit today!" the teacher said as she walked in.
The rest of the day continued with learning new teacher's names, finding some one willing to let him copy and meeting Sakura for lunch. Naruto had looked at her schedual and Sasuke's to see if they had any classes together. They did. The poor girl either died, killed the bastard or ran to her room after seeing the attendance.
"Hey! Sakura-chan!" Naruto shouted to his friend.
"Hi Naruto." Sakura said with her head in a text book. She was sitting with Hinata, Ino and some unknown person who was reading a book called "Hacking for Dummies". "That's Ran. She's the daughter of my mom's friend."
"Hi." Naruto said.
"Hi." Ran said without lifting her head from her book.
"So how were your classes?" Naruto asked.
"I'm with Sakura-san for two classes and the rest I'm alone but I have good teachres." Hinata said. She had become bolder after high school. Naruto was just glad she had kept away from Sasuke.
"I got some decent teachers I guess." Ino said. "Sakura's going to help me with my homework though."
"What about Shikamaru?" Sakura asked.
"To lazy for his own girlfriend some times." Ino said. "Well only when I need help with math."
"How about you Sakura?" Naruto asked.
"I kinda chicked out." Sakura said.
"He won't hurt you Sakura I promise." Naruto said as he put a hand on his friend as he sat across from her. "And I always keep my promises."
Sakura smiled back at the goofy smile Naruto had on. He always made her smile like that. She sort of wondered why their relationship hadn't worked out in highschool but thought it was better they were friends.
"Friends." She said.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"Um, just talking to myself. Sorry." Sakura said. "AH! I have class now!"
"Why the hell in the middle of lunch?" Naruto asked.
"I have a shift to follow you aunt at a near by hospital at lunch." Sakura said as she left.
"Um ... Ino-san, if it's not to much trouble... um could you make sure Sakura-san eats her lunch and dinner?" Hinata asked.
"Sure Hinata. Don't worry I know how she is. Once a work-a-holic always one."
Naruto had excused himself from the girls lunch and went to do a little exploring to get to know his way around campus. He knew his way to his class just not the whole building in general. Beside he needed to find a little place of his own since Sasuke was his room mate.
Speak of the devil.
In the hall way was Sasuke. He approched Naruto with out a word but Naruto grabbed his arm.
"Don't think I've forgiven you asshole." Naruto said through clenched teeth. When you mess with his friends you have to deal with him.
"About what?" Sasuke asked cool with a smile that was obviously fake.
"What you did to Sakura is unacceptable and if you try to fuck her up again I will kill you."
"Now that you mention it she does look better with short hair. She even has breast."
"Don't talk about her like that bastard." Naruto said.
"Well if you don't let go Uzumaki I will have to make you since I'm late for class as are you." Sasuke said as the bell rang. Naruto let go and walked to his class.
"WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ASSHOLE!" Naruto shouted to his room mate. He had just come back from a talk with Sakura. She needed to tell him something. Sh told him that she was over what Sasuke had done to her and that he had apologized for his actions. Then a few weeks later she said that the two were going out as a couple.
"I haven't tried to fuck her Uzumaki." Sasuke said cooly as he sat at his desk working on home work.
"LEAVE HER ALONE!" Naruto shouted.
"Well lets see. You don't have much to offer other than a threat and we both know that I'm a better fighter so you'll be with brusise and I'll still be dating Sakura. Can you think of another offer?"
Naruto looked at the boy. Pissed of as hell.
"What do you want?" he asked barely believing the words leaving his mouth.
"You to be my slave." Sasuke said simply as if he had just asked Naruto for a only 10 yen. (1 cent)
"Never!" Naruto shouted angry as hell.
"I'll tell you if Sakura uses padding later then."
"Fine asshole." Naruto said. "You win. But you leave everyone in this school alone."
"Agreed." Sasuke said. "But if you don't do what I say consider Sakura, Ino, and Hinata fucked."
"And no talking about this outside these walls." Naruto said, the last thing he needed was Sasuke waving him around as a toy.
"Sure, same for you. No discussing it with anyone."
What the hell have I gotten myself into? For all I know he's more preverted and will make me walk around in a maid outfit or something!? (why the hell do I edit my uncle's porn novels?) Damn Sakura, he better let you down easy for me being his personal slave. What the hell is this? This is math where are the multipilcation signs and line with two dots? Why the hell are there letters? What ever Uchiha's fault for making me do his home work. I am a dobe after all.
"Fuck Naruto you look horrible. And you smell!" Kiba said. It had been a week and Naruto had done 7 all nighters working on his and Sasuke's homework. He never got time for a break only enough to make coffee or washroom breaks.
"No kidding geius." He said.
"You want me to let you copy my notes?" Kiba asked. "I'll even copy the answers from Shika on your work sheet."
"Thanks." Naruto said with a grin, he needed sleep.
"I'll come get you when the period is over. Leave your door unlocked." Kiba said as Naruto grabbed his bag.
When Naruto got to his room it was nice. He got his mp3 and put a quiet song on to drift to sleep to. The best part about the mp3 it normally turns off by itself when you fall asleep.
Sleep over came Naruto and he was off in dream land which to him seemed like only a few seconds before Kiba was in his room telling him to get up.
"Let me sleep." Naruto said to his friend.
"Fine I'll get Shino to copy your notes for the next class too." Kiba said seeing how tired his friend was. "I'll come back half way through lunch."
his answer was a muffled groan and a lazy hand waving bye.
"Where's Naruto?" Sakura asked. She was doing well, since Sasuke had let her down easy.
"Asleep. He's been doing quite a few all nighters." Sasuke said. He might not have been Sakura's boyfriend any more but he was still considered a friend to her. Ino didn't mind the eye candy and Hinata just went off with Ran to look for Tenten when they got uncomfertable.
"He hasn't gotten that many projects. What's he doing?" Ino asked more to herself than Sasuke.
"Probably planning a prank." Sasuke said.
"You're right!" Ino said remembering that when ever Naruto was pulling all nighters he was working on a huge prank. "Wonder who the victum is?"
"I'm not going to class Kiba." Naruto said sleepishly as he swatted away a hand. When it didn't return Naruto thought that he was victorious until something pinched a spot between his shoulder and neck. And it hurt way more than it should have. "OW!"
"Maybe I should give you a break." Sasuke said as Naruto went back to being sleepy after the pain died down.
"Yeah you should asshole." Naruto said.
"Excuse me?" Sasuke asked.
"I mean Uchiha-sama." Naruto said pretending it was bastard rolling off his tongue.
"Better." Sasuke said. "Well I skipped class for you so make it worth my while."
"Fine, you can watch me sleep." Naruto said as he turned his back to Sasuke.
Naruto was shocked when Sasuke rolled him over and was hovering over him.
"Entertaim me." he said huskly.
"Fine, use my computer and e-mail your fan girls." Naruto said trying to roll on his side.
"With your body." Sasuke said. Naruto stiffend at those words and looked into lustful eyes.
Shit he's not kidding! Sakura you owe me so much ramen right now!!!!!!!!
Naruto got up and grabbed a box under his bed and handed the Uchiha a porn novel.
"Here, now let me sleep."
"Only if I find something intresting in here you agree to participate in it." Sasuke said as he reached for the book.
"Sure just let me sleep." Naruto said as he curled up in his bed.
Sasuke read the title. Icha Icha Paradise: Yaoi special edition.