Title: How to keep a chick!

Rating: I'm gonna give this one an M…

Pairing: Lita/Trish… Ashley/Maria

Disclaimer: Still don't own anything or anyone… ermm… no one was harmed in the making on this fanfic… please don't sue me… please :-/

Summary: Sequel to "how to woo a chick again" which was the sequel to "how to woo a chick 101"… Ashley's acting kinda suspicious and Maria with the help of Amy tries to figure out what's going on… FEMSLASH… if you don't like femslash… I wouldn't suggest you read this!

"Oh My God…." Maria breathed out, not believing what she saw before her.

"Do you like it?" Ashley asked hoping to receive more than an 'oh my God' from her girlfriend.

"I love it…." Maria answered, examining what used to be the guest room in Ashley's house. The whole room had been renovated and turned into a sewing room complete with leopard printed wall paper, obviously designed with Maria in mind.

"Yeah… I figured, since you'd be moving in here, you'd at least have to have something all to yourself, where you could do something you enjoy and stuff…" Ashley explained.

"You're so thoughtful…." Maria beamed, kissing her girlfriend on the cheek. "But when did you find the time to do this?" She asked, knowing that her busy schedule most likely hadn't left her with much free time.

"Truth be told… it was my brother's idea…" Ashley admitted. "I didn't know what to get you for our anniversary and he called me and suggested this… and I loved the idea and I knew you'd love it and he set up the rest…" she explained.

Maria chuckled.

"You must really love your brother… he totally bailed you out of the having to go out and buy me an anniversary gift problem…." She joked. It suddenly occurred to her what Ashley had previously said…. Her brother had called her… "Oh my god…." She said.

"What?" Ashley asked totally confused.

"Your brother didn't happen to have called you on the morning after I had flown into Miami, did he?" Maria asked.

Ashley thought about it.

"Yeah… he did… to tell me that the room was finished…wh.." she confirmed, suddenly trailing off. "Oh my God… seriously… this whole thing was over a conversation I had with my brother…." She said, realizing where Maria was going with this.

"I guess… I just kinda heard you telling someone you loved them and you were being all secretive so I kinda just flipped out…." Maria said, a slight blush coloring her cheeks.

Ashley laughed.

"I would have probably done the same thing…." She confessed. Sometimes love really did make people do irrational things.

"Speaking of being all secretive… you still haven't told me what your surprise for Trish and Amy was…." Maria reminded her.

"Wellllllll……"

"Finally relaxed?" Amy asked a smirk, just short of smug, gracing her lips.

Trish nodded, leaning back against the wall of the hot tub.

"I wonder how Ashley knew that this area was out of our coverage plan…" She inquired, lazily running her fingertips up her wife's leg.

"I don't know… all I know is, your mother and Jeff can call as much as they like…. I'm still not getting any signal…." Amy said, with a grin.

She'd definitely have to thank Ashley when they got back but until then, they had a relaxing honeymoon to enjoy...

The end… yep lol see… told ya, there would only be like one more chapter… I wasn't kidding this time lol I'm totally done with this series lol I don't think there is any more I can accomplish with it lol but I hope you've enjoyed it and... so... yeah... review please :-D