AN: Random Fluffiness that poped into my head, after i read a cute little book.

Disclaimer: They are not mine, and neither are Draco's rules they come from the book. Plot and Harrys rules are all mine.

I only have a few rules that I live by;

- Never show fear

- Never give others what they want

- Never give in

These 3 rules have seen me through all my seventeen years on the godforsaken earth, but recently I came across a small book that I believe suits my current state of mind.

Let me fill you in, recently I developed a rather involved relationship with a person I had previously spent quite a while hating with my very existence. Now through a very strange set of events I have come to love that self assured bastard with such disgusting hair and I have had to develop a new set of rules that makes it capable to live in the same space as him.

This new set of rules I have put upon a poster and stuck to most available surfaces in our small living area. They state that;

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

4. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

5. If it looks like mine, it's mine.

6. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.

7. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

8. If it's broken, it's yours.

Now he has came back from doing what ever it is that he does with his days, like I care, and seen my wonderful new additions and do you know what he did!

He stood in the middle of my beautifully decorated lounge room and laughed, he laughed so hard that he ended up lying on the dragon hide runner that my mother gave us last Christmas doubled over in fits trying to find his breath.

That utter bastard!! I had put a good part of my day formatting that sheet he was now crushing in his tanned palms.

With that I turned and walk out of the room.

That Bastard!

I HATE him.

HOW dare he.

Who did he think he was? Huh?

Just cause he saved the whole effing world from a crazed maniac doesn't mean his a bloody hero.

Arrrg I am never going to love that fool again!

I spent the rest of the evening sulking in my room thinking about my inconsiderate boyfriend. When I finally re-emerged to silence my rumbling stomach The scene that greeted me washed all thoughts of heartache and stupid bloody boyfriends.

One single piece of paper taped to the fridge.

1. If you like me, I'm yours.

2. If you can take me, I'm yours.

3. If you had me a little while ago, I'm yours.

4. If I'm yours, you must never appear to be anyone else's in any way.

5. If i look like yours, I'm yours.

6. If my hearts open and you steal it, I'm yours.

7. If you think I'm yours, I'm yours.

8. If your mask is broken, you're mine.