Daleks Kill Everybody

By AlchemistNemesis

Episode 1: Seinfeld

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"George, have you ever noticed that 'dog' is such a weird word?" said Jerry, in that little restaurant they always go in, just called "Restaurant" for reasons beyond me, correct me if I'm wrong.

"What's weird about it?"

"Well, come on! It's 'God' spelled backwards for one thing, and it's only one syllable for something so—"
"GOD DOES NOT EXIST, SPELLED BACKWARDS OR NOT."

"Hey, do you mind? Jerry and I were just—"

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

"What the Hell is that, George?!" It was a couple of Daleks, but I can't tell them that, I'm the narrator.

George shrugged. "Must be a performance artist."

"You know, that's the thing—I just don't get performance artists. I don't!"

"CEASE TALKING, SO THAT YOU MAY BE EX-TER-MIN-A-TED!"

Jerry stood up. "Oh, yeah? I think it all depends on how you look at it. I mean, you could stop 'ex-ter-min-a-ting,' as it were, and we could keep—"

"CEASE. TALKING."

"I think he's serious about this," said George.

"DALEKS ARE BEYOND SERIOUS."

Suddenly, Kramer and Elaine came in.

"Yeah," said Jerry, "do what you will, just don't make her dance."

"Bite me," said Elaine.

"DALEKS DO NOT BITE, THEY EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" with a flash of insanely bright laser light, Elaine was dead on the floor.

"I wouldn't piss these guys off if I were you," said Kramer. "They're Daleks."

"You know these guys?" said George.

"Tell them to do their performance art somewhere else," said Jerry.

"DALEKS HAVE NO NEED FOR ART."

"Of course I know them," said Kramer. "I owe that one five bucks."

"AND YOU HAVE NOT PAID BACK."

"I will!"

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" Kramer was, well, ex-ter-min-a-ted.

"Oh, great," said George, "now we're the only surviving people of our little…uh…group thingy."

"DALEKS HAVE NO NEED FOR SURVIVORS." And then, Jerry and George were dead.

Next episode: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.