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De-Ji: (walks into kitchen)

Zoro: (eating strawberries) poke, stab, kill! (looks over at De-Ji) so I talk to my food, so what?

De-Ji: ok… (starts eating watermelon) you gonna die mizumelon!

Luffy: (has a lemon in his hand)

Suta: (has a cherry in her hand)

Luffy: (wiggles lemon) I AM THE EVIL LEMON, FEEL MY WRATH!

Suta: (wiggles cherry) (high-pitched voice) oh no! somebody save me!

Luffy: (all of a sudden has a banana) (deep dramatic voice) I'll save you!

Suta: (still high-pitched voice) oh, my hero!

Zoro: I'm takin' you down, watermelon!

De-Ji: nu-uh! I'll get you first, strawberry!

Nami: (walks in) these people are mental…

Usopp: (runs in with a mango) I AM THE GREAT CAPTAIN MANGO!

Chopper: (holding an apricot) and I am his trusty side kick, the amazing apricot!

Nami: there's no hope…

Robin: I get the game! (pulls out a plum) I am the pleasurable plum! (whispers to Nami) just play along.

Nami: (whiny voice) Ro-bin! Okay… but you are all paying me 100 belis for this! (runs out and grabs a tangerine) I am the beautiful princess tangerine!

Sanji: (holding pineapple) I am the prince pineapple! Princess tangerine, will you become my queen?

Luffy: banana banana no… punch! AH the lemon is going do-wn!

Suta: you're the greatest hero ever!

Usopp: no, the great captain mango is!

Luffy: oh, so you want to fight eh?

Usopp: yes, I have fought 100 million bananas before!

Chopper: SUGOI!!

Franky: (bursts in holding a can of cola) I AM THE GREAT COCA-COLA!

Everyone: that's not a fruit!

Franky: It's fruit punch flavored!

Everyone: doesn't count!