okay peoplez don't hurt me! this is a story i made longz timez ago, and i know it sucks, but u can read it if u want to. well u don't have to review or watever.. but tell me if it sucks TOO much.. it gets a little better in later chapters though... and yes. the grammar does suck ass. sometimes it will say "you" instead of "she".. sorry! ;
MasterF: We are going to have a new dragon, young ones.
Kimiko: If it's not a girl, please shoot me.
Omi: NO! Why would we ever shoot at you Kimiko!?
Rai: Why are you so stupid with slang?!
Clay:….
MasterF: she will be arriving sometime today, I need someone to ride with Dojo to get the new dragon.
Rai: Well I'm the leader-
MasterF: very well Raimundo, you may-
Rai: as leader I choose Kimiko to go!
Kimiko: grrr…
Dojo: well lets go Kimiko! The new dragon lives in ALABAMA!
All: ALABAMA?!
Dojo: yeah, Alabama..
Kimiko: Rai, you better be happy.
Rai: Well my foot hurts a little, but other than that, I'm pretty happy.
FF
On the ride there they went over a lot of beaches and forests, until they came to a small house in the middle of no where. When Dojo landed, 5 HUGE dogs started barking and growling at them, Dojo hid behind Kimiko. The dogs were full speed ahead, and then Kimiko ran and jumped over the fence
Dojo: shouldn't landed in the dog pen..
Kimiko: Rai, you better be real happy. --
She went up the wooden steps, and fell in between them as one broke
Kimiko: THIS WAS MY NEW SKIRT! RAI OWES ME 50$!
???: Hey whose there! And who ever they are, stop talking about this "Rai" person.
Dojo: that must be our Dragon!
Kimiko well I'm just glad it's a girl
They girl walked out. She was tall, thin, had reddish brown hair, grayish blue eyes, and was actually pretty.
Kimiko: umm, hi-
Lauren: it's Lauren. She looked around with a smirk.
Kimiko: Okay well Lauren, I think you're the new Xiaolin Dragon!
Lauren: a who now?!
Dojo: A Xiaolin monk, Dragon, ya know same thing!
Lauren: sorry not interested.
Kimiko: Wait! You don't understand! You were chosen to become the Xiaolin Dragon of.. takes out a scroll Light? I didn't know that was an element!
Dojo: Ying and Yang, good and evil, darkness and light, holy and Un holy, chocolate and vanilla!
Lauren: well okay, whatever will get me out of this hell hole.
Kimiko: well uhh get your stuff then!
Lauren: okay, you wanna come in?
Kimiko: OO no, no, it's okay I couldn't..
Lauren: okay then I'll be back in 15 minutes I guess.
Kimiko: take your time!
She left.
Kimiko: DOJO! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS A REDNECK!
Dojo: I didn't know! She is the Dragon of Light, after all, she may be nice.
She came back out
Kimiko: alright well lets go!
Lauren: wait! I have to say goodbye to my puppies!
She went over to the dog pen, went inside and all the dogs begged for attention. She sat down and gave each one a kiss, and a pet goodbye.
Lauren: I wub u my puppies! She blew kisses at them.
Dojo&Kimiko: --;
Lauren: well c'mon.
They both got on Dojo, and left for the temple.
Lauren: so uh, what was your name?
Kimiko: Kimiko.
Dojo: Dojo.
Lauren: it speaks.
Dojo: well I'm not a gecko.
Lauren: oh, I knew you were a Dragon, you looked all fierce and stuff.
Dojo: I like this girl!
Lauren: So, are we the only "Dragons?"
Kimiko: HAHAHAHAH! NO. there's Raimundo, the dragon of wind, Clay, the dragon of Earth, I think you'll both get along, you're both country, and Omi, the dragon of water.
Lauren: 1,2,3,- wait, so youre the only girl dragon?!
Kimiko: I was.
Lauren: then how did you- WHY did you- and do you like anyone?
Kimiko: Very carefully, because I had to, and maybe.
Lauren: hmm.. okay. I won't tell.
Dojo: girls..
Kimiko: dragons..
Dojo landed at the temple where Lauren was greeted by the boys. First was Clay, then Omi then Rai.
Lauren: oh let me guess, uhh.. Raimundo, Clay, Omi?
Kimiko: hahahaha! No, hahaha! Clay, Omi Rai!
Lauren: who's Rai?
Rai: uhh, nickname.
Lauren: right..
Clay: I hear your southern accent.. Tennessee?!
Lauren: Alabama, Hun.
Clay: so we got a southerner!
Kimiko: and a girl!
Omi: I will have to teach you the new forms of fighting!
Lauren: right now?
Omi: well show me what you have gotten!
Rai: what you got.
Omi: both!
Lauren took Omi head on, and knocked him down, everybody's jaws dropped.
Lauren: well 14 years of fighting for yourself with 2 brothers is kind of hard!
Rai: whispering to Kimiko I had 8!
Clay: so, hows Alabama?
Lauren: Alabama's good, same sewer rivers and alligators eatin' people as usual.
Clay: well that's good.
Rai: so, know that you've proven, you're a girl, you're a southerner, and that you can fight good, I guess u can't surf!
Lauren: no.
Rai: oh. Well, okay.
Lauren: okay so where do I stay?
Kimiko: I don't think we have a room for you yet, Lauren.
Lauren: great, I'll sleep outside.
Omi: why would u want to sleep outside?
Lauren: I don't want to, just sarcasm.
Omi: yes, well… yes.
Rai: so what do you do?
Lauren: I dunno, I haven't been feeling different… maybe I'm not the dragon.
Dojo: well let's see. He flipped over your hand and looked at it hard.
Dojo: yep you're the dragon!
Lauren: sweet. Now what?
Kimiko: we could play video games!
Clay: we could go ridin'!
Omi: We could train!
Rai: We can play soccer?
Lauren: OO soccer?... HOLY CRAP! I'M LIKE THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER IN THE WORLD!
Rai: oh yeah, well bring it on, redneck.
Lauren: what did you just say?
Rai: oh uh.. Nothing.. C'mon lets go!
Raimundo got Clay and Kimiko on his team, while you got Dojo and Omi.
Rai: lets go, Xiaolin showdown!!!
Lauren:???
Dojo: force of habit
Kimiko: lets just play!
FF1hr.
Your team was jumping up and down, while Kimiko was trying to comfort Rai, and Clay was off eating somewhere.
Rai: Well, I guess you won.
Lauren: pant I guess I did.
Dojo: NEW SHENGONG WU ALERT!!!
Lauren: AHH!!! What the hell is a shengooroo?!
Omi: Shen-GONG-wu! It's a.. trying to explain in scientific terms
Lauren: oO
Clay: basically, in redneck term, a magical flying retard contraption.
Lauren: oh. Okay, well where is it?
Kimiko: we have to find it!
Rai: pouting I wanted to win!!
Kimiko: Lets go Rai.. --
Kimiko dragged Rai along as evil was watching you from afar.
Chase: Well, the dragon of light has appeared.
Wuya: it took the last one a few years to show up!
Chase: If we don't act soon, this young one could obtain the final strength, like in defeating .
Wuya: I will go out and defeat the dragon of light..
Chase: What in the hell are you talking about?!! Last time you fought the Xiaolin Warriors you came back crying over a broken nail!
Wuya: yeah, but I.. shut up.. How do you know anyway? You were on the side of good!
Chase: Yes, but in my first time meeting him, he had inspired me even MORE to be evil.
Wuya: ……
BACK TO WARRIORS
Dojo: It's called the , no matter where you are, it will cause a giant change in weather. This would be a good one for when it rains on a vacation.
Kimiko: ah, vacation, we haven had one in.. WAIT! We've never had a vacation!
Dojo: Your in the prime of your training! Maybe once you defeat the world of evil and restore the world to peace..
Clay: which will be in.. never.
Rai: Were here!
Omi: really?
Rai: sarcastically nooooo, Omi, we just flew 2 hours on a mystical dragon, with a lot of scales up our butts, just to make you happy.
Omi: Well why did you do that?
Lauren: sarcasm, Omi, were here.
They landed in a giant ring of volcanoes, surrounded by no plants, just rock and magma.
Jack: HAHA, JACK IS BACK!
Rai: aww hell naww.
Lauren: Who's the goth kid?!
Omi: Jack Spicer!
Jack: Evil Boy Genius!
Clay: Who still wets himself.
Jack: SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!
He got out a gun.
Jack: I was wondering why I never used one of these babies! (that was me you moron)
Kimiko: Rai, You're the leader, DO SOMETHING!
Rai pulled out an even bigger gun.
All: OO
Lauren: I don't even want to know where you just pulled that out of..
Rai: Me neither.
Rai and Jack both touched the Shen-gong-wu
Rai: Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin showdown shoot off!
Omi: is that possible?
Dojo: If both participants are using a gun.. be creative you moron, think of something!
Wow, Dashi was pretty harsh.
Both: Gong Ye Tempi!
Lauren: okay now explain.
Omi: well usually, we start off like so, but then-
Clay: the Earth goes all weird and weird stuff happens.
Kimiko: but now, since it's a shoot off we don't know how this is gonna work.
Before Raimundo went out to Jack, Kimiko pulled Rai back.
Kimiko: Rai, be careful.
Rai: trust me Kim, I'll be okay.
He walked off.
Lauren: tehehehehe!
Kimiko: shut up. She blushed.
The Earth turned into a southwestern showdown, with Jack and Rai on both sides.
Jack: 3 steps forward then SHOOT!
Rai: yeah..
1…..
BANG!