Kii-chan: Okay, this is the last chappie of this.. random story : I know--don't cry. But I decided that this many chapters is enough for right now. If I decide later on to continue, it'll be like a sequel. Anyway, thanks to my lovely reviewers who read the story until the very end : :gives them pocky:

Kia, Rei and Mina were dancing outside to the ending theme of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Kia was Haruhi. Rei was Yuki. Mina was Mikuru.

Kyo was Kyon.

Haha, the irony of the names.

And River was Itsuki.

River is Kia's twin brother that I don't think I ever told you about.

Steal him and die.

:D

I love OOC comments in stories.

So they were doing the dance, and Edward Cullen decided to join in.

He was dancing all over Rei and Mina like ZOMG.

Then Akito jumped in front of them.

"I'm.. too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy, it hurts."

He took off his shirt and threw it on Edward.

"I'm.. too sexy for Milan. Too sexy for Milan. New York, and Japan."

"Then why are you here?" Oswald questioned.

Everyone gasped.

Gorillas can't talk!

"Actually, I think he spoke earlier..." Rei muttered.

Kia and Mina nodded in agreement.

Yuki ran around in Sailor Moon's outfit.

"MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!!"

Haru chased after him in Tuxedo Mask's outfit.

"YUN-CHAN! WAIT!"

He stopped when he saw Shigure and Ayame.

"Hello?"

Then he threw roses at them.

"WHAT DID WE DO THIS TIME??"

Ayame gathered up all the roses and made a lei.

He gave it to Hatori.

"Happy anniversary, love."

-commence onesided makeout session-

"Ohmygosh I love Sailor Moon."

Kyo jumped Haru and began kissing him passionately.

KyoxHaru yaoi.

That's so hot.

So everyone in the fic stopped what they were doing and watched it.

Kyo blushed and tried to get away.

"What's wrong, koneko-chan?" Haru did that husky whisper that made everyone have an orgasm.

Kyo immediately resumed his.. fling with Haru.

And everyone was happy.

The End.

Kii-chan: I'M DONE! WHEE! I don't own Sailor Moon, Fruits Basket, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, or the "I'm Too Sexy" song. But I am the ASOS Brigade leader. So I cosplay as Haruhi a lot. Oh, and I don't own Twilight. So yeah. Thanks for reading! Hope to see y'all in the near future :D