Ki-chan: Hello again. I was bored and couldn't figure out what to do for the next chappie of To Hell and Back, so I decided to do a random story.. It might suck, but I don't care..
Oh, I dunno if I did this in the other story but here's a disclaimer..
I do not own Fruits Basket, or any other anime, because if I did, then they would be completely random and unlike anything that you've ever seen. Or maybe they would be.. Hm.. Anyways, unless they're covered in chocolate with cherry/orange kool-aid spots, I do not own them.
Akito skipped around the main house listening to Avril Lavigne "Girlfriend".
"Hey hey you you, I don't like your girlfriend!"
Kureno, who happened to be snogging a girl at the moment, stabbed her with a pitchfork and ran away.
Akito saw Kureno and wondered outloud what he was doing.
"I wonder what he's doing?" Akito wondered.
Then, Yuki tackled Akito and hit him on the head with a football.
"TOUCHDOWN!!!"
Tohru floated down from the sky with a wand in her hand, giggling.
"I shall bring good luck to all!"
Then she got shot in the head and fell to the ground, dead.
"HAHA! NOW WHAT BITCH??"
Hiro laughed evilly with one of those guns that Alucard carries.
Then Alucard came up and pimp-smacked him and Hiro fell down, dead.
"You just got served, hoe."
Meanwhile, in Kansas, Haru was skipping down a yellow brick road.
"I'm off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!"
He went into the castle to see the wizard was Kyou.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Kyou blinked and pulled out his wand.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
There was a flash of green light and Haru fell to his knees, but not dead.
Kyou choked and disappeared.
Haru turned to look at one of those shiny walls that were like mirrors and saw a lightening bolt scar on his forehead.
"I am... the boy... WHO LIVED!!!"
Then he got all cocky and evil until Kagome shot him with one of her sacred arrows. Eyes Rutherford laughed.
"Check mode."
And then.. the world became white with black words written across it saying: "Sorry! An unexpected error has occured!"
To be continued...
Ki-chan: Haha, I feel random.. Oh, Eyes Rutherford is a character from Spiral: Suiri no Kizuna. Really good anime. And the last line is what sometimes pops up on myspace when they're having technical difficulties. I dunno why I put that in there. Oh well. If you like it, tell me, or if you don't, then I won't bother with this story anymore...