Disclaimer: Don't own.
Warning: Crackiness and some OOC on Riza Hawkeye's part.
Wish: Reviews Please!
Riza Hawkeye, recently of the Shinigami Academy, was quite happy thank you very much to be back in a military enviornment for the first time since her untimely death at the hands of a delusional Roy Mustang.
Walking towards her new division, she heard a voice that sounded vaguely familiar arguing.
"But taichou…"
"No buts Matsumoto! Get in there and finish your paperwork!"
Riza ran around the corner, grabbing the short one. "EDWARD! I was wondering where you went when you disappeared after the invasion! Do you know where Alphonse is? You're just as short as ever! You-" She suddenly realized that the boy she was hugging was not only gasping for breath, but did not have blond hair or matching golden eyes.
She also noticed that he was wearing a captain's haori and glaring at her as if she would not live another day. "Mistaken identity?"
Riza backed off. "Yes, sorry sir, I'll just be on my way then."
"That was interesting," Matsumoto commented. Then she suddenly got the strangest smirk on her face.
"Don't even think about it," Hitsugaya growled. She had called him small!
"EDWARD!"
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto ran around the corner. "This one must be a headcase. It's amazing she got through the Academy if she keeps jumping on people and calling them Edward."
The sight around the corner was much the same as before, except instead of Hitsugaya Riza was hugging a boy with blond hair and matching gold eyes. "Lieutenant! When did you get here?"
"Edward! Can you believe it, I was just thinking about you and up you pop!" She suddenly noticed Hitsugaya and Matsumoto. "Would you believe it, I thought he was you! I mean, you sound a lot alike and such, and you're both so short and cute!"
"WHO DID YOU CALL SO TINY YOU NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE?"
Twitch… twitch…