The Super Breakup Plan (chapter one)

Sonic and Silver sat with Amy and Shadow, chatting inside Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon.

"Shadow, there's whipped cream on your cheek!" Amy said with a giggle, wiping Shadow's left cheek.

"A-Amy! I can do it myself…"

"Oh hush Shadow!!"

Silver and Sonic appeared irritated, watching the cute couple before them jealously.

"Man, what the heck….why do they have to do that…." Sonic thought, staring out the window to get his maid away from it.

Silver rolled his eyes.

"I hate it when they do that…." He thought in irritation.

Sonic looked at Silver, Silver stared back.

"We're probably thinking the same thing…." They both thought with an exasperated sigh.

"What's wrong guys? Are you tired?" Amy asked, oblivious to what they were both thinking.

"Yeah…a little…uh hey Silver…..come with me for a sec…." Sonic said, pulling Silver out of his seat.

"Wait! What about my coffee…."

"Just get it then!" Sonic said, irritated at Silver's moment of stupidity.

"Where are you guys going?" Amy asked, sensing Sonic' peculiar actions.

"See you latter!!!" Sonic said, running out with Silver.

As soon as they were at Tails' workshop, Sonic stopped.

Silver sipped his espresso quietly.

"That was some ride. What the hell was that about anyway?" Silver asked.

"…..You know you like Amy too right?" Sonic replied.

"…Wha-….huh? Why bring….that up….not like I can do anything about it…" Silver muttered back.

"Oh yes we can. You see, I like her too, and seeing her with Shadow like that is super irritating. I say, we do something about it." Sonic declared.

"Huh? What the heck would we do? Break them up?" Silver asked the blue hedgehog, wondering if he had a loose screw.

"Don't look at me like I've lost my mind! That is exactly my plan! We are going to break Amy and Shadow up!!" Sonic declared confidently.

"……Sonic….that's the smartest thing you've said all day."

"Thank you- HEY!! I make some pretty smart decisions!!"

"Of course you do…like that time-…"

"Don't even think about it Silver."

'Don't you think this is sorta risky though?" Silver asked, slightly worried.

"Huh? Risky how?" Sonic asked back.

"….If Amy finds out, she'll hate us forever..…..not only that….Shadow will send our asses to hell….." Silver pointed out.

"Are you stupid? Just lay low, and we won't get caught! This should be easy to do anyway. Sabotage on both their ends!! Make one think the other is horrible!" Sonic said, happy at his cruel little plan.

"Damn, and you're supposed to be a hero? You got an evil mind!" Silver thought, a sweat drop forming over his head.

"So, you in?" Sonic asked.

Silver pondered for a second, trying to think if this was wise or not.

He took Sonic's hand.

"When we get caught, all blame is yours to keep." Silver said with a smug smile.

"Well fine! I get all the credit. Got a camera?" Sonic asked.

"Yeah, why?" Silver asked in response.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Our first plan?"

"Yep."

"….Blackmail!!!!" they exclaimed in unison.

Tails passed by, back from Wal-Mart.

"What are you two high on now?" he asked.

Then he saw the espresso from Starbucks that Silver still held in his other hand.

"…….I should've known…." He thought, rolling his eyes.

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I was high on coffee too! LOL Please review and keep reading!