I Learned from You
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Fanfiction by VladMasterswife (formerly Vladysgirl)
Invader Zim and it's characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez
The Tallest Red's smeet (yet to be named) belongs to myself, Vladmasterswife
The Tallest Red discovers he is about have a smeet, and he must find a way to rid himself of it before his fellow Tallest discovers this secret. Whom does he choose to help him dispose of the child? The scrupulous Invader Skoodge, of course. When it comes time, the Invader finds he cannot do as he's told with the infant, and his romantic views on Irken civilisation stirs up more than he's planned for. . .
WARNINGS:
Contains RaPr, ZaSr (Zim and Skoodge romance), slash, mpreg, and at some point maybe a few suggestive happenings ::wink wink:: XP . You've been warned so don't come flaming me X3
And now, for the first time in WAY too long, I'm actually posting something here 8D Also, it's up here before it will be on my DeviantART page. . .I would love to know what y'all here think of it before I post it there as well X3 All comments are much appriciated, as are suggestions and crit.
. . .and now onto the fanfiction. . .
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Of course it was not even close to being possible that he was as pregnant as he assumed, right? That did not even make sense. Who the hell was he trying to fool? He frowned at his own ignorance. The Almighty Tallest Red grasped his belly and grimaced at the rather uncomfortable feelings coming forth from his body. He let one hand stray to catch hold of a near-by railing, keeping his gangling form from tumbling upon the floor. The Massive's wires and technical equipment seemed to shroud him as his sight went a bit hazy. He gritted his teeth and straightened his posture; the assembly would begin any moment now and he couldn't possibly allow the Tallest Purple, or any other Irken for that matter, to see him in such a state.
Red took in a deep breath as his weary gaze shifted from the pale grey tiles of the floor to the lavender suit of his fellow Tallest entering the corridor. He managed a small sort of smirk in response to Pur's laid-back grin.
"Something wrong?" Purple questioned cooly, placing an arm loosly about Red's shoulder and leading him to the main hall.
He chuckled in a nervous sort of way and replied smoothly, allowing his antennae to set back "No, no, not at all."
Yes, Red put on a rather good show of lies for his friend, locking up his nausia and pain with all he could.
Forced by a sudden craving, the crimson Tallest shoved a handful of chips into his mouth, showering his companion with crumbs. Purple raised what would be an eye brow, but remained silent. As with every assembly, the two Tallest stood before a closed door until they were anounced and were to enter upon the central podium.
Red siged. At least it couldn't get much worse. But there is always something worse, now isn't there? He felt an uncomfortable sensation in his chest and gagged a moment while loosing his balance. Purple rushed to his side to help him up, but the aforementioned Tallest had already propped himself against the unopened gates. Due to his light-headness, Red's mind couldn't quite register what Pur was trying to inform him of; something about being crushed by his fall when the gate opens-
With an echoing boom the gates thrusted to reveal a cheering crowd of many an Invader and, his support now split, Red fell to the floor with a thud chin-first. His crimson eyes blinked widely for a moment as the crowd hushed and stared. The Tallest Purple stood a moment and watched, as though nothing was actually happening. But then the lavender Tallest casted the drink that which he held in his hand at a near-by service drone with a look of disguist,
"What are you waiting for?! Help him up!"
The beverage-soaked drone paused a moment before heading over to the Tallest Red. It must have been a rather comfy floor, for the Tallest still remained dumbfounded upon it. When the petite Irken reached out to lend him a hand, Red swated at him and rose to his normal position on his own, clearing his throught. The crowed remained silent.
"Well." The Tallest Purple blinked, his voice still echoing in the quiet abyss.
Red furrowed his brow, now rather unruffled, "Haven't any of you seen a guy trip before?!"
His answer was but a few coughs and a shrill voice from the audience shouting, "Hey! The Almighty Tallest Red's gettin' fat!"
"What?!" He began stiffly, "How. . .I'm. . ." Red glanced down. Oh. . .well then. . . He coughed and blinked shyly. Now, on any 'normal' day, he would have simply demanded someone to shoot the snarky commenter into space or ship him off to a flesh eating creature of sorts. Or at the least something else nasty along those lines. But no, he wanted. . .to cry? WHAT?! The Tallest tried his best to hold his tears back, but the ridiculus impulses of emotions did not allow him to do so. He simply colapsed in the arms of his terribly confused fellow Tallest, mumbling something about hormones and cravings being the fault.
In the far back of this crowd stood a spectator of familiar sorts. The chubby little Invader, short in stature though tall in spirit, lifted an antenna in curiosity. Something was obviously very peculiar about the Tallest Red tonight. This peticular Irken, Invader Skoodge, had some clue as to what was going on, but it just seemed too abstract to be real. He shoved his way through the crowd as to get a closer look, but he only managed to achieve his goal as the Tallests exited the podium without delivering their speach.
Skoodge frowned; he had to get a closer look. He climbed a few steps until he came to the podium, where the little Irken janitor sat attepting to remove the soft drink from his soiled uniform. Skoodge reached into his pockets and removed a form of Irken currency,
"Service drone, I, Invader Skoodge, request your job. I offer you fifteen-thousand monies for you cooperation."
The shorter Irken did not even have to glance at the currency before snatching it from the Invader's hands and running, leaving beind a signature service drone apron. Skoodge grabbed it and made a dash for the corridor leading to the Almighty Tallest Red's living quarters.
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The Tallest Red slammed his fist against a trigger, closing the doors to his rooming quarters. His fellow Tallest stood before the gates of the bedroom attempting to open them, but they had already been locked.
Inside the room, Red slouched on a chair and frowned. How would he possibly keep this a secret for much longer? The Tallest Purple was already suspicious, and a number of the audience must suspect something after that show of events. He glanced down at his bulging torso. What I would give to take back what I did that night. . .why did I do it. . . ?
Well, he knew why he did it, he just didn't wish to face it quit yet. He clenched his crimson eyes shut and his mind flashed back. Back then a number of months ago, when what he and his fellow Tallest had done seemed so right. But now. . .the feeling was not so much the same. If he had only known what would come from it, Red wouldn't had let it happen. But now, he would have this smeet. There was no choice.
Or was there?
Was there any shame in simply disposing of it once it was born? Maybe, but there would be plenty more shame in a Tallest birthing a child, Red decided. He had a reputation to keep, he needed no smeet to ruin it. Red nodded, reassuring himself that his descision was just. All that remained was finding someone who could aid him in disposing of the smeet, who could keep the ordeal concealed and private. Or he could just remove the being's PAK when it was over. Red nodded once more; yes, that would fit rather well. He took in a deep breath and rose from his seat.
Once he opened the door, he found no one. He shrugged; Pur must have given up on waiting for him. As he moved out the door, he stumbled upon an fellow Irken. The short being was dressed in the correct uniform to be his own service drone, be he looked a bit different than the one that typically served him. Red narrowed his eyes,
"You're a service drone?"
Skoodge saluted, "Yes My Tallest."
Red nodded, "In that case. . . " A thought passed through his mind. He glanced down at his rounding torso and then back lower towards the 'service drone.' "I have a special service for you to preform in a short matter of time. . ."
The inquisitive Invader simply nodded and watched on. Little did he know, that his idealized views on Irken life would soon come into question with this newly requested favour. . .
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END OF CHAP 1
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