I'm pretty sure that someone asked for the guidelines for Higure's shop, but I can't remember who that was now, sorry! this is only a couple... a few... months late...

To be honest, when I saw this I thought it would be impossible to do, that I'd only get two points tops, and I didn't even like Higure that much. But when I started doing it, I actually got a load of ideas, and I now think that maybe Higure deserves a little more love.

What the Advert for Higure's Battle Chip Shop Doesn't Tell You

1) Never complain about the price of Higure's battle chips, unless you really want to be ranted at for a few hours.

2) The same applies to Higure's chip rating system.

3) There is a number for complaints. The voice recording informs you that any message you leave will not be listened to, instead Numberman will happily calculate how many pieces of confetti he can make out the sound file.

4) Battle chip prices are absolutely nonnegotiable.

5) Unless you have a very convincing plan for how you may be able to arrange a date between Higure and Mariko, in which case Higure might be willing to knock a bit off the price.

6) Or you actually have Mariko with you, in which case Higure will have no clue what he's selling you, and agree with what ever you give him.

7) It is now forbidden for Yaito or anybody else to drive any type of mining equipment or transport into Higure's chip shop, even in an Imminent Destruction Of The World scenario.

8) Especially to drive it under anything Higure might be sitting on. For obvious health and safety reasons.

9) It is perfectly normal for Higure to hum or even sing whilst polishing the battle chips.

10) Higure is cleanliness freak. Be wary of getting figure prints on the battle chips. Or even, heaven forbid, actual dirt.

11) It is also perfectly normal for Higure give the battle chips pet names and talk to them. Try not to let it scare you too much.

12) If when you have bought a battle chip and are trying to take it away, Higure grabs hold of it and clings on, remind him very slowly that you have paid for it.

13) If that doesn't work, yell for Numberman.

14) Never question or argue with Higure about battle chips. Higure will always be proven right.

15) What Higure doesn't know about battle chips could written inside Netto's little finger nail.