I dedicate this chapter to John Lennon.
The man who taught us to Give Peace a Chance.
Who died twenty-seven years ago today.
He will be remembered.
"I don't know what folks think in…Florida, but here in the great state of Wisconsin, cuzin' luvin' is frowned upon," Eric Foreman-That 70's Show.
Long Term Couple Summary.
Kagome and Inuyasha:
They got together, of course, and stayed together. They never got married, because they preferred to simply "be together", but they did live together and had three delightful little bastards.
Sango and Miroku:
The Secret Monk Mafia was against them getting married, but Miroku sucked the opposed into his wind tunnel, and implied that anyone else who opposed might also "disappear". So, they lived happily ever after. Whether The Secret Monk Mafia liked it or not.
…Monk Mafia: WE ARE AGAINST THIS MARRIAGE!
Miroku: That's fine, that's fine! Everyone's entitled to an opinion, my good man! –pulls glove thingy off- WHOOOOSH!
Monk Mafia: WHAT THE HELL?
Miroku: Have FUUUUN!
Monk Mafia: YOUR HAND SMELLS LIKE MAC'N'CHEESE!
Miroku: Why, thank you! And, good day, sir!…
Naked Pink Afro Dude and Rin:
They got jobs together, wearing giant rat costumes, at the local Chuckie Cheese's, and spent their days running around in those little tubes they have there that they refer to as jungle gyms, and scaring the shit out of little kids. And rolling around naked in the left-over pizzas…
Sesshy:
He decided to just "drift" from man to man to ferret for the rest of his life.
Kikyo and Naraku:
Well, she found an evil little bastard who couldn't get laid by anyone else (the same Naraku that infested Kagome's dreams and tried a million corny pick-up lines) and who didn't get tired of her, so they got hitched, then moved to Las Vegas and started a casino/motel. The cops never caught what went on behind their casino curtains…
I think that sums up everybody, right?
Oh, wait.
Koga and Harry Potter:
Koga went to the wizard world in desperation and heart-ache, found Harry Potter by mere coincidence, went out to coffee with him, and decided to get married. Harry Potter made gay marriage legal in all of the wizard world, because NOBODY defies Harry Potter.
And because, we ALL know that Harry Potter's gay!
So, that's everyone's long-term future.
Now back to an earlier summary.
So, after the big "It's OK to be GAY bash".
It's morning, and everybody's lying unconscious, hungover, and on top of each other.
"Wh-what happened last night?" Koga asked, drearily. Kagome and Inuyasha had figured 'what the hell!' and had gotten drunk, too. They were also lying on the floor, hungover, with heads banging.
"We had a family reunion!" Sesshomaru explained. He hadn't actually been drinking, he had just been loopy.
Inuyasha stared wide-eyed at him.
"What did you say?!?" Inuyasha asked, in a small voice.
"Well you remember your Aunt Mary Poppins, and your cousin Koga!" Sesshomaru gestured at Koga, and then to the drunk British nanny lying stoned in the corner.
"COUSIN?" they said in unision.
"But, I've never seen him before!"
"Of course you did, when you were an iiiiiitty-bitty toddlers!" Sesshomaru explained.
They both gaped at eachother in horror.
"Why? What's wrong?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Nothing. Nothing is wrong. Right, Koga?" Inuyasha said, implying that they would forget anything ever happened.
"Right," Koga agreed.
Events that would never be spoken of again were buried deep down that morning.
Until Kagome and Miroku brought them up for torturous reasons in the near future, of course.
So, there we have it. I'm sorry that's so short and everything.
FIN.
But, wait!
Something's missing!
What could it be?
THE MUSICAL SCENE, DUMBASS!
This one's all on Naked Pink Afro Dude. He begged me for a solo deal, and I finally gave in.
Naked Pink Afro Dude had glittery boots on, a big-ass cowboy hat, and somehow a sheriff's badge. A stage magically appeared in their trailer. A big disco ball came down from the ceiling. Yeah…
"I SHOT THE SHERIIIIIFF! BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUUUUTYYYYYY!"
Naraku and Mary Poppins on back-up:
"HE DIDN'T DO IT! HE DIDN'T DO IT!"
"I SHOT THE SHERIIIIF! BUT ME AND THE DEP. GOT ALL FREAAAKKKYYYYYYYY!"
Back up:
"THEY GOT THEIR FREAK ON! THEY GOT THEIR FREAK ON!"
And, they were all doing the Trevolta.
Our next song (by Blink123):
Naked Pink Afro Dude: IIIIIIIII wanna fuck a dog in the ass! I wanna fuck a dog in the ass! I wanna fuck a fuckin dooooog! That's right kids!
Naraku and Mary Poppins: Weeee wanna fuck a dog in the ass! We wanna fuck a dog in the ass! We wanna fuck a dooog!
Inuyasha: You better not be talking about me, ya assholes!
Naked Pink Afro Dude: IIIIIIIII tried to fuck your mom in the ass! I tried to fuck your dad in the ass! All I found was the doooog…and his ass!
The vulgar song continues in the backround.
"Inuyasha?"
"Yea, Kagome?"
"KOGA'S YOUR COUSIN! BA HA HA HA HA!"
"Shutup."
And they all lived happily ever after. More or less.
And so our beloved monstrosity ends.
And, so there it is!
Tears, tears. That's for John Lennon. A beautiful and much-missed soul.
Although, I'm not sure how much he would appreciate this chapter…
Anyways, I love you all, thanks for reviewing! Please give me one last review!
Watch out for my next parody, it'll be at a web link near you!
Yours who just got overly-mushy,
Kanomi-Fro.