Warning: (Must read!) This is a crazy story, not anything like A Treasure! You will get to see these four people and some others go through crazy and funny things for example there will be body switching, memory loss (temp.), Chibi turning, fighting, yaoi, um… and that's all I'm going to give out to you guys!

Have fun with this chapter!

Naruto stood across from Itachi panting.

"Was that it?" He mumbled, ready to pass out. Itachi inclined his head and chuckled.

"Naruto-kun... you should not waste your breath, you will never beat me." Naruto growled and charged at Itachi who ducked the blow and flipped Naruto over and onto his back.

"Ouf!" Naruto cried out as he got the wind knocked out of him.

"What did I tell you about charging out like that?" Itachi asked from above Naruto who was now turned on his side to get air back into his lungs.

"I know cough I could get killed because- I am acting too rash... I know the story Itachi but you- that just made me so angry!" Naruto balled his fists and sat up. Itachi squatted down and placed a hand on the messy blondes hair.

"Don't over exert yourself or your tousan will have my head..." Itachi stood up and held out a hand for Naruto to take. "It's just training." He continued.

Naruto took the offered hand and stood up. He was now 15, only 5'4 but still strong. Once he started to train with his tousans and the other members of Akatsuki he was now probably the hardest 15 years old out there to beat.

But even though he lived here with the members he was not aloud to go on any mission because of the 'danger' it might lead to.

Naruto and Itachi walked back to the base, they had their own little training field just outside, it was a little clearing but it served them well.

Itachi opened the base wall and walked in with Naruto trailing behind. The room started to become dark as the door closed so that now all Naruto could see was the gleam of Itachi's eyes through the darkness. Naruto started to laugh with made Itachi turn around and raise an eyebrow.

"What's so funny?" He asked amused at his little Naruto-kun. Naruto looked up at Itachi and grinned.

"Its just... well your eyes, they are like my flash light... then I had a picture go through my head of me holding you up like one and... oh never mind, if I say anymore you'll probably kill me." Naruto coughed and walked ahead leaving a confused Uchiha behind.

"A Flash light?" He asked before fallowing.

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Naruto opened his door and walked in side. Luckly his tousan was not around or he'd freak at the cuts Naruto got during the training. He quickly changed and ran out of the room as he heard footsteps come down the hall. Naruto turned a sharp left and held his breath but the footsteps seem to have passed his room and were now getting closer.

'Who is it?' Naruto asked himself and felt a sudden urge to look around the corner but he stood still. The footsteps stopped just as the person was about the pass the corner Naruto was hiding behind. Naruto waited and waited but again, no sound. 'What the.' He looked around the corner and came face to face with Sasori! Naruto gasped and stumbled back in surprise.

"I didn't think I was that scary." Sasori mumbled before catching his son before he fell back down the stairs.

"How'd you know I was there!" Naruto shouted at his tousan, pointing an accusing finger at the man.

"My Spidy senses were tingling." Sasori said, moving his hands around like spider-man.

"Ha ha ha, I knew we shouldn't have let you see that movie!" Naruto growled and pushed past his laughing tousan.

"You really were scared weren't you!" Sasori called down the hall, stopping Naruto in his tracks. He spun around and glared playfully at his tousan.

"Was not!" Sasori walked forward, knowing what they were about to do.

"Was too!" He said challengingly. Naruto stepped up.

"Was not times 100."

"Was too times 1000."

"Was not time... a million!" Sasori smirked at their game.

"Was too times a billion!"

"Was not times infinity!"

"Was too googol!"

"WHAT!" Naruto shouted. Sasori crossed his arms and tilted his head up to look more superior.

"Googol is a number that never stops growing on the page so you can't beat me! I win this round!" With that he walked passes his son and dragged him down the hallway after him.

"Deidara wanted me to get you, he's going to teach you how to cook." Naruto gulped and fallowed... not that he had a choice. Sasori had his hand clenched around Naruto's sleeve as he pulled him with him.

Part 2

Naruto was dragged into the kitchen where Itachi, and Deidara waited. Sasori gave him an apron to put over his cloths. Deidara grinned stupidly and ran over.

"You ready baby!" He clapped his hands and dragged Naruto over to the sink. "First wash your hands... we're going to make cookies!..." Naruto looked over at Itachi and Sasori who both leaned over the counter looking as cool as ever.

"Then what are these baka's doing here?" They both snot a glare at Naruto, who grinned. Deidara coughed and waved his hands at them.

"They are here if... well for safety reasons... as they claim." They both shrugged but stayed quiet. Naruto turned away from them and stared at the cookie ingredients.

"So in a life a death situation I would be able to save everyone because a know how to bake cookies?" He asked, staring at the blonde who clenched his fists.

"You-are-learning-this-so-you-can-learn-how-to-cook-with-using-the-OVEN!" Deidara growled through clenched teeth. "Not everything we teach you is going to be for on the battle field! You baka!" Naruto sighed knowing that he would never win this fight if he continued... like the other times. Deidara calmed down and looked over the baking instructions as Naruto tried to see over his shoulder.

"Okay grab the eggs, un..."

"How many?"

"Two... Ahhh!!! Naruto don't just drop them in, un!"

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"Put two cups of flour, un."

"Naruto! Ahhh!!!" In a "PUFF" the kitchen was now white. Two of the Akatsuki members fled out covered in white powered as the two blondes were stuck in the white wonderland.

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"Okay... Now put the cookies into the oven... with gloves Naruto, un."

"Like this?"

"Ya, now we'll put it on for... 15 minutes, un."

- 20 minutes later-

"BOOM!"

"Ahhhh! Naruto the smoke! Get the extinguisher! AHHHH! Fire! Help!"

Itachi grabbed Naruto and dragged him out as Sasori rushed in to grab his stupid partner who was now covered in ash as his hair stood up on end making him look like a mad scientist. Deidara coughed and bent over as Itachi stared into the kitchen to see if there wasn't going to be any more explosions.

"That cough was by all means NOT art!" Deidara pointed a finger at his son. "Never will I ever let you into another kitchen because I fear the safety of the poor souls that come with you."

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First chapter done!!! I hope you liked it!

I changed the ages for this one cause it's a good time to do it, don't think about the other story when seeing these ages:

Itachi is 20, Deidara is 30, Sasori is 35, Tobi is 27, and Naruto is 15

Next, I want to know how you guys would like me to write this story for the next chapter… If you were at a pool would you jump in or wade into the pool… that means would you like me to jump right into the crazy plot or would you like me to make you guys wait and make it slow till we get to the 3rd chapter? Tell me!