Kaiba was in his bed sleeping peacefully, when he heard a tap on the window.

"It's 2 AM, who could it possibly be at this time of day?" Kaiba thought wearily.

He tried to go back to bed, when no less than five minutes later, he heard thumping on the window. He decided that he wasn't going to tolerate this and went to open the blinds to tell them to stop.

"Greetings, Kaiba-boy!"
"Pegasus! What are you doing up at this hour?" asked Kaiba.

He glared at Pegasus, who was somehow floating in the air, while sitting on a flying toilet.

"Kaiba-boy, can you guess what's inside this box?"
"Stop with the games, Pegasus. I have something important to do in the morning."

Kaiba shut the blinds and tried to go back to bed, but he heard the sound of glass shattering and the blinds being lifted.

"Come now, Kaiba-boy. Come spend time with Uncle Crawford," Pegasus beckoned.
"What do you plan on doing with me? I can't leave Mokuba alone!"
"Who really cares about Mokuba? Aside from you, I mean."
"Uh..."
"This might come as a shocker to you, but I've moved onto bigger and better things, like Texas No-Limit Hold 'em Poker."
"Squadalah, we're off!" Pegasus exclaimed, doing a few loop-de-loops on the way out.

This made Kaiba a bit nauseous, so he took the box that Pegasus had in his hands and went to open it.

"NO! DON'T O-"