Snape gazed at a picture in his office.

He had been headmaster for a few months at Hogwarts. But it was really just an opportunity for him to be given missions.

"Agent Snape," Said Voldermort's voice,

"What is it, V?" Asked Snape.

"We have uncovered a new scheme, concocted by the Order of the Phoenix. They only call it, 'The 'Mad-Eye' Program'. It is a code, a curse; which, when activated in the phoenix dome, will transmit an enchantment powerful enough to make all magic fall apart in London, as well as Hogwarts. We need you to recover these plans before they reach the Phoenix Dome in Phoenix Arizona. The Phoenix Dome will be holding the super-bowl, this year. Enough Muggles in one place, all shouting their spit into the air, will be powerful enough to activate the mad-eye program. Mister Snape, these plans must be returned to England before the Super-Bowl."

"Lying somewhere between here, and the other side of the world," Said Snape, getting his bond spirit back, "Likely to fall into a place with a huge crowd, able to put half the wizarding world back in the merlin age. So far, I don't see a down side."

Voldemort looked stern.

"Do not take this mission lightly, Mister Snape." He said.

"Oh," Said Snape, "I wouldn't dream of that. What would give you such an idea, V?"

Voldemort glared, again.

"Come to the Ministry," He said, "P has some new devices he wishes to show you."

When you make a horocrux, you don't know what you gain. You don't know what you give to comply. Until you look insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide! Lift your wand, because there's no Dumbledore to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you. And your own House Elf will kill you, are you ready to fight? This magical blood, runs threw all my veins, you know my naaaaaaaaaaaame! You know my name! You know my name!

Snape walked into the Ministry, as Belletrix passed him.

"Really, Bella," Asked Snape, grinning, "Your still not speaking after last night?"

"If you keep pretending there is something between us, Severus," Said Belletrix, "I will kill you after much, much pain. And I will then eat you alive."

"I look forward to it, Bella" Said Snape, strolling down to P's test lab.

"Hello, Mister Snape," Said Percy, "I have some wonderful new brain storms that are sure to cause quite a hurricane to your enemies."

"Hello, P" Said Snape, "And if it's a hurricane, I won't except anything below a category seven."

Percy grinned.

"Well," He said, "The boys back at the lab came up with this."

He picked up a wand, and waved it three times. Then ran to the other side of the room.

The wand turned into a werewolf's head, and lurched to swallow whatever was near it.

"It was designed as a prank wand." He said, "But it can now swallow it's older with just three flicks in a row. All it took was to leave it out in the moonlight for a few hours to finish it."

"Fred and George are now with us?" Asked Snape.

"Apparently they are." Said Percy, uninterested, "They seemed to think it would be a good laugh to see how mom would react."

"To hear there death eaters," Asked Snape, taking the weapon, "Or to see her use one of these wands?"

"Not sure," Said Percy, "I think both."

"Mister Snape," Said Wormtail, "I have information on where the Mad-Eye Program is located."

"Then speak it, Worm," Said Snape, "I do have to save the world before the super-bowl, no less than three days from now, so I do have to rush just a bit."

"It has been found in Phoenix Arizona," Said Wormtail, grinning,

"Don't make me abuse my license", Said Snape, "Did you receive any further information?"

"Nope." Said Wormtail, "Except that the Order is bringing it."

"Your really a day, or perhaps a year behind today, Worm," Said Snape, "Aren't you."

"Is there anything else I can do?" Asked Wormtail.

"Yes," Said Snape, "Make sure to tell Bella I won't be long, and not to worry."