Heh, dug this up after I went through some old files. XD
I suppose it has been thought up by a million people before this, though.
As Ive said before...Im so unoriginal. T.T
Dear Diary,
Today was a wonderful, youthful, ding-doggy day! The sun shown real bright and gave me a sunburn, though. But, I took it as a challenge!
'How dare you burn my skin!!' I yelled. The evil sun did not respond because it was afraid of my youthful ninja power 'I challenge you to a staring contest!!!'
I then had a staring contest with the sun. The sun won, and I preceded to do 100,000,000,000 pushups underwater. I dont remember much after that. But, I did wake up on the shoreline. Neji was all wet for some reason and Sensei looked like he was going to cry for reals! Tenten was in a tree sleeping.
I smiled when Neji looked at me with what could only be affection when I sat up and hugged Sensei. I thought 'Neji most likely would love a youthful hug!!' as I reached out and embraced him. His face turned a happy shade of red while he smiled and showed all of his teeth!! He hugged me back, but I guessed he missed because I suddenly felt a my neck tightening.
'Neji!! If you wanted a hug then do it properly and do not choke me!!' I yelled while Sensei just watched with a confused expression. Then Tenten fell out of the tree after being woken up by something. I do not know what, because I know of nothing that was being loud!
She looked at me with a look of admiration while Neji continued his hug and my face felt like it was going to explode from the youth! He let go when Tenten came over and kicked me back into the water. And, that was my wonderful, youthful day!!!
Lee closed his small book while Tsunade walked into his hospital room. Gai Sensei was freaking out like he always did whenever Lee was hurt very badly. She examined the young boy, whom was wearing casts on both his legs and had a neck brace on.
"Same old, same old?" Shizune asked nervously while Tsunade took great pleasure in tapping on Lee's cast painfully.
"Yeah, 50 50 chance that he'll die..yadda yadda. And by now, I've perfected the surgery! Now I can do it in under a minute!!" Tsunade then preceded with the operation which was, as always, a success. Lee and Gai did their normal ritual of skipping away merrily until the next week when some other thing happened to drag Lee into Tsunade's office.
Stupid kid seemed to be fallowed by bad luck.
And Gai kept hitting on Shizune.
'Shizune's MINE, bitch!! You cant take her, I cant afford to lose her cooking skills...' thought Tsunade as the group watched her curiously. They would never know why she made such hateful faces so randomly...