Onigiri Samurai here! This is a story that I came up with while listening to the song "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry...it's random, i know.

This story has fluff in it and a few sex scenes with Tifa and Cloud... so thats why its rated M...

They are OOC alot in this story but, I really don't care...

"Hey Cloud….are you actually staying now?" Denzel asked as he fiddled with his jacket.

"Mmm hmm" He answered, nodding.

"Yay!" Marline shouted, hugging Cloud.

After talking to others for awhile, the small family-like party of Tifa, Cloud, Denzel and Marline went back to the 7th Heaven. It was getting late so the makeshift family went to sleep.

The next morning, Cloud awoke with Denzel and Marline hovering over him.

"What?" Cloud asked; sitting up on the couch he fell asleep on the night before.

"Can you and Tifa teach me and Denzel how to fight?" Marline asked.

"Does Tifa know?"

"We haven't asked her yet… and Cloud… do you think you can get me a new bed? Mine's too small for me now…" Denzel asked.

"Sure, you can have mine." Cloud said rustling Denzel's mop-like hair, "Why do you want to learn to fight anyway?"

"I want to learn so that I can protect Marline." Denzel said proudly.

"I want to learn so that I can help my dad." Marline said, copying Denzel's stance.

"Alright… Let's go ask Tifa…"

The trio walked into the kitchen and found Tifa washing a few mugs.

"What?" She said, not even looking up.

"These two want to learn how to fight." Cloud said as he grabbed a towel and dried the mugs, "And I gave Denzel my bed, seeing as how his is too small."

"Hmm…" She said as she pursed her lips, "And where are you gonna sleep then?"

"The couch."

"I see, well if these two want to learn how to fight, then we better get started, huh?" She said, putting down the towel.

"Alright. We should go to her church, its empty and nothing is in there."

"Fine."

The group boarded Cloud's bike and drove to the old church.

"Alright. Denzel, Marline, watch closely." Tifa said as she put her leather gloves on.

"Come at me." Cloud said as he bent down a little.

She charged him, bringing her leg behind him and kicking him into the wall. He caught himself and pushed himself off the wall and up in the air, until Tifa grabbed him and flung him onto the floor.

"Ow." He said as he pushed himself up.

Tifa ran at him and tried to punch him. Cloud grabbed her arms and pinned her against the wall.

"You know… you probably won't be sleeping on the couch tonight… at least, not if I have anything to do about it…" She whispered in his ear.

"Oh really…" He said, flinging her behind him, into a wooden column.

She got up and pushed a stray hair out of her face, then charged him yet again and got him square in the face with her fist. He flew back a couple of feet and steadied himself by touching the floor. She then ran at him again, sliding behind him and tripping him. He stayed on the ground for a minute, waiting for his chance. While she was walking around him, he grabbed her ankle and pulled her down, successful in pinning her to the floor.

"Hmmm, I kinda like this view…" She said as she grinned.

"We are supposed to be teaching those two how to fight… not how to turn your opponent on…" Cloud said as he smiled a little.

He then let her go and got up, letting his guard down. Tifa then got up and put him in an arm lock. He then countered it by throwing her over his head and into an over-turned bench. She then got up, breathing heavily, Cloud doing the same.

"Alright, I think it's about time to call it a day." Tifa said as she looked out the window at the darkening sky.

"I agree." Cloud said as he touched his face where Tifa punched him.

"Aww, does it hurt?" She said laughing.

"I'm surprised you can take that much damage."

"Look at you, I flung you onto the floor a few times…" She said, taking her gloves off.

"Wow… you guys can fight really well!" Denzel said as he and Marline ran over to them.

"Practice and you will too." Cloud said as he started to walk out of the church.

The small group then got on Cloud's bike again and drove back to the bar.

"I'm tired…" Marline said as she walked through the door.

"Me too…" Denzel said as he stifled a yawn.

"Want me to carry you up the stairs?" Cloud asked.

"No, we can go ourselves, right Marline?"

"Yup."

The kids then went up the stairs.

"So…" Cloud said as he flopped down on the couch, "What was this about 'not sleeping on the couch if you had anything to do about it'?"

"You really want to find out?"

"Of course." He said as he eyed her over the back of the couch.

"Well then…" She said as she stopped cleaning the counter of the bar.

Cloud then hopped over the back of the couch and walked to the bar.

"What do you suppose we do about the bar?" She said, grinning.

"This." He said as he walked over to the 'open' sign and flipped it to 'closed'.

"Hmmm…" She said as she grinned.

She walked over to him and kissed him passionately.

"We are in front of the window…" He said, looking behind him to see if anyone had seen what just happened.

"And what can we do about that?" She said, playing with his armor buckle and smiling seductively.

"Well, we can do this." He said as he picked her up and swung her over his shoulder.

He walked over to Tifa's room and threw her down on the bed.

"You know… I like having my room downstairs and away from the children…"

"For what reason?"

"…. I can scream as loud as I want…"

"Sneaky, aren't we?" He said as he leaned over her a little.

"Whatever, you know you want it too…"

"You're right, I do."

"Well on." She said as she pulled him down to her.

He landed next to her.

"Shouldn't we close the door?"

Tifa threw her boot at it, closing it successfully. (A/N: Anything goes right?)

She then pulled him on top of her, messing with his armor buckle. He continuously caressed her neck with kisses while his hands went for her shirt. She then took off his shirt and stroked his abs, getting hotter in the process.

"You know how long I have waited for this moment?" She said as Cloud removed her shirt.

"No, how long?" He said as she started to remove his pants.

"Ever since you came back…" She said as she dragged both of their naked forms under the covers.

Early the next morning, the doorbell rang.

DUN DUN DUN!!! The doorbell is a suprise for next chapter...

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