"I don't know why she keeps doing this. Like I don't know where she is when she doesn't come home."

"She keeps doing this because you're a pushover and you never say anything."

"Well, yeah, but… she's Maureen. What could I say to her?"

"How about, 'you're a bitch, you're cheating on me, and I want you to move out'?"

"Thanks, Mr. Tact."

"Hey, just trying to help now."

"Yeah, well, from now on… don't."

"Sure thing."

"I should say something when she comes home. I should give her an ultimatum."

"Good for you!"

"Thanks."

"…You're not really going to, are you?"

"God, no."