Just Not that Name!!

"Sasuke! Time for bed!" A voice shouted through the halls of the base. Itachi literary fell out of his chair when he heard his foolish little brothers name being called. He rose up slowly glaring at the door as if the person who shouted that... name was standing right there. "SASUKE!" The voice shouted again and Itachi walked out of his room and into the hallway, he turned around and stared at the baka blonde who was shouting that god forsaken name. He growled and walked towards the blonde, shadows swirling around him, eyes murderously red. Deidara turned and caught sight of Itachi coming his way. All colour drained from his face, he smiled nervously at the Uchiah. The only time you would see Itachi looking like this is when Naruto ever got hurt by something. And whatever that something was it would be destroyed within a second. Deidara still moped about his lost favourite pair of pants which Naruto had tripped over one day... and well... you can guess what happened to his pants after that... anyways. Deidara started to back up fearfully. "I-Itachi... w-what's wrong? Did Sasuke get--ack uurrrggg!!" Deidara choked as Itachi rapped a hand around his throat and lifted him off the ground. He pulled Deidara close to him and whispered darkly. "Don't you EVER speak that name in my presence EVER AGAIN!" Deidara choked as the last two words were spoken and Itachi's grip tightened. He nodded as well as he could and Itachi let him go. Deidara rubbed his neck and coughed. "So I can't call my son Sasuke?" Itachi, who had his back turned to the blonde twitched suddenly and growled. "What did I JUST say?"

"Never to say Sasuke around you."

"Then why do you keep saying it!?"

"I-- eep!" Deidara took off down the hall with a fire breathing Uchiha flying after him.

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Naruto giggled and squatted down under Sasori's desk as he waited for said person to come into the room. But the only person to come in was a blonde haired baka, hair burned at the tips, smoke rising from his cloak. He panted and locked the door behind him, he leaned against it and slid down to the ground. "Never thought I would see the Itachi Dragon." He mumbled. Naruto crawled towards the blonde which made Deidara look up. "Oh Sasuke, thank god I found you!" Just then there was a bang on the door. "I heard that!" Itachi shouted. "Stop calling him Sasuke!"

"I can call MY son whatever I wish!"

"Call him Sarah! I don't care! As long as it's not THAT NAME!"

"But he doesn't look like a Sarah!" Deidara whined.

"And you think he looks like a Sasuke!?"

"Yes... yes I do..."

Itachi stopped and with a bang the door opened and Deidara scurried away from the dark haired man. "Your insane, you know that?" Itachi said and with that he picked Naruto up and walked out the door leaving Deidara with the need to change his pants.

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This was just a really sort silly chapter I made up. I was bored... ya... well I'm always bored. You know, I'm always up for roleplaying. I'm not in any clubs anymore but I'm just so bored these days that maybe one of you would like to roleplay with me? I'm not asking to be part of a club... or to start one... but if you have any club that you want me to join, hell sure! I'll do it!