This is a spin-off of my A Treasure story; I decided to write this because everyone seemed to like the story when Naruto was little. So now I will be writing short stories of Naruto's adventures, this has nothing to do with the other story other than the fact that they are the same characters and going through the same situations… sort of. I hope you like it!
Warning: Fangirls, protectiveness, water slides of doom.
Story 1: The Water Park of Doom
Naruto ran to the line up as the rest of the group walked tiredly over as well. Deidara grabbed Naruto's hand and looked down at the boy.
"Kaname?" He asked sweetly. Naruto giggle randomly again then looked up at his tousan.
"Ya?" He asked, tilting his head to the side. Deidara looked ready to jump the poor boy but Sasori held him in place with 'the look'.
"Heh, well Kaname, baby, I want you to stay with one of us the whole time alright? Don't run off or no ice cream tonight." Naruto grinned up at his tousan.
"Okay, tousan." He said with a toothy grin. Kakazu stood at the front of the group, staring at the board, which told them the prices.
"Deidara?" He asked. Deidara walked over.
"Yes?"
"How old is Kaname?" He asked still squinting at the board while doing the math in his head.
"Oh he's 5, why?"
"Well do you think we could fake him to be 3?" Deidara looked back at Naruto who was jumping around while Itachi held his hand.
"Umm... nope, un."
"Huh, well we would save SOO much he we could." Deidara sighed and walked over to Naruto and picked him up. If Kakazu didn't get his way they would never hear the end of it.
"Kaname?" He asked. Naruto looked over at his tousan who held him closely. "Do you want to play a game?" Naruto stared at him with wide eyes.
"YA! Lets play, lets play... can Itachi-chan play?" He asked in a pout. Deidara's eye twitched at the cuteness.
"No, maybe some other time, when you're older." Naruto nodded but looked kind of sad. They were almost up at the cash and Kakazu was staring at Naruto with a pleading look in his eyes.
"Lets play, you are now 3 years old till we get past that boy up there, game!" Deidara shouted happily. Naruto nodded. Just as they walked up Deidara whispered. "If he asks you how old you are what do you say?" Naruto threw his hands up in the air like a cheer.
"I'm 3 years old! YAY!" The rest of the group stood off to the side with sweat-drops hanging off their heads. Deidara sure did change.
"Welcome to Water Kingdom how many are here today?" The boy droned out as if he had rehearsed this line over and over again.
"There are 8 adults and one baby." Kakazu growled out in annoyance, he REALLY didn't want to be here today, having people stare at his body without a shirt was embarrassing and having to play in water the whole day with some 3, no, 5 year old was just wrong!
The boy raised his eyebrow at Naruto who was squirming around in Deidara's arms.
"Lets go, lets go!" Naruto cried as he watched the people slide down the big slides.
"He only three?" The boy asked. Deidara stepped forward.
"Yes only 3, right Kaname?" Naruto stopped and looked over at the boy with a grin.
"Yes I'm only three, and we are playing this game where I have to- prsamajkamdss." Deidara held his hand over the boys mouth as he grinned at the boy in the booth before walking into the park as Naruto still talked on and on about the wonderful 'game' he was playing.
Everyone sat down at a bench as Naruto ran around the area with the towel over his head shouting about being a ghost and running up to Zetsu and shouting 'Boo!'.
Itachi ran over and picked Naruto up before he caused Zetsu to go insane. "Time to go and play, Kaname-kun!" He said and carried him off. Deidara looked over at the two walking away and shouted.
"Wait I want to see Kaname's first swim!"
But he tripped over a bag and fell to the floor. Sasori walked calmly over and stared down at the now sobbing blonde as he mumbled something about 'forgetting to bring the camera.' into the ground.
Sasori sighed and picked the blonde up.
"You're making a fool out of yourself, Deidara." He said and let the blonde run after his son and Itachi.
-X-
Itachi set Naruto down as he waded out into the kitty pool. Girls around them gawked at Itachi and swooned at how good he was with Naruto.
"Come on, Naruto-kun, time to come in." Naruto looked at the water then back at Itachi then back at the water with a scared look on his face.
"B-b-but what about..." Itachi moved towards Naruto and squatted down.
"What about what?" He asked playfully.
"What about the... sharks!" Itachi almost cracked up right there.
"Sharks? Don't worry, Naruto-kun, there are no anything in this water... but people, its a pool." Naruto still looked wiry but nodded.
Itachi stood back up again and walked back into the pool where it was up to his knees.
Naruto looked down at the water as he put one foot in the pool. Itachi smiled, urging him to go on. Naruto looked down again and placed his other foot in the pool as well and with a grin he waved his hands up in the air with triumph.
"YAY, I did it!" He cried and Itachi chuckled. One girl started to make her way over, she was very pretty but over confidant. The other girls glared from their posts as they were watching Itachi play with Naruto.
"Hey there." She said seductively to Itachi. He stood straight up and glared at her but she didn't notice. "Do you want to go on the slides with me?" She asked and tilted her head to the side in a flirtiest way. Itachi was not affected, the only one who could ever get that to work on him was when Naruto did that.
"No." Itachi said before walking away and back to Naruto who was now happily playing in the water, splashing around like a little fool but it made Itachi smile.
But that girl didn't give up, she marched over and glared at the brat who was taking away Itachi's attention from her. "Why not?" She persisted. Itachi caught the glare directed at his Naruto, he Shariga activated. He turned slowly around to face her. She looked up at him and fainted. 'No one looks at my Naruto that way and gets away with it.'
Naruto ran over to the girl and poked her. "Is she dead?" Itachi smirked.
"No, but she is in a lot of pain right now." Naruto looked confused but shrugged it off.
"KANAME!" A voice shouted to the right, they both looked in time to see Deidara running like a mad man to the pool, camera in hand, since Sasori finally gave in and bought a cheep one for the blonde. "Wait there! I have to take your picture!" He said and started to click the button but nothing happened. "What the, un?" He looked at the front of the camera and shook it. "It's suppose-to-WORK!" He shouted and pressed the button again only to have it flash in his eyes.
He fell back into the pool with a big splash as kids screamed and ran away from the blonde who was now flouting above water with a dizzy look. "It works!" He managed to say before sinking in with the camera.
Itachi raised an eyebrow at the display and took Naruto's hand in his and walked away towards the slides. He past Sasori on the way and got his attention. "Your Blondie is drowning in the pool right now." He said before walking away from Sasori who jumped up and ran towards the pool and dived in to save the baka. One camera down and the rest of the day to go.
Part 2
Itachi walked over to the floaty section and picked out one of the single tubes just for Naruto. Naruto bounced up and down as he was handed the tube but then noticed something.
"Itachi-chan, where's your tube?" He asked in a very cute voice that was WAY to cute for a 5 year old. Itachi's eye twitched.
"Ummm... its over here", he almost ran over to the floaty and grabbed one for himself. Naruto giggle and they walked towards the slide but as Naruto walked past the tree his 'family' was sitting and relaxing under he got an idea.
"Itachi-chan!" Itachi looked down at the 'too-cute-for-your-own-good' blonde haired boy.
"Yes?" He asked. Naruto grinned and said in a 'I'm going to do something stupid that pleases everyone' voice.
"I need to go get something, can you wait?" He asked.
Itachi raised an eyebrow at this simple request and nodded. Naruto gave him his tube and ran off. Itachi watched him go with curiosity shining in his eyes. What was Naruto-kun up to? What ever it was he could tell he was going to like it. Naruto grabbed and waited, then grabbed and waited, and then when the lifeguard came over to ask why he was doing this he just grinned cutely and said it was for his friends. The lifeguard sadly was not immune to the cuteness and just melted right there.
Itachi, who was leaning up against the tree looked over at the blonde boy, half of him wanted to laugh while the other half wanted to run over and help the poor boy for Naruto managed to pull/drag 7 tubes over, across the walk away and towards the tree all by himself. Everyone looked over at the boy when he stopped at the tree and panted.
"Her-e you-go!" He breathed. Everyone looked confused but Itachi knew what Naruto was doing. He walked over to the pile and gave everyone a tube each. After what he walked back to Naruto and picked him up not before giving everyone the 'If you don't do as this cute boy says I will make your life a living hell' look.
Everyone gulped and stood up. "So, what do you want us to do, Kaname?" Hidan asked. Naruto grinned and pointed up to the tallest and biggest looking slide in the whole park.
"We now get to all go on!" He shouted happily. Everyone sweatdropped as they looked at the dangerously high slide.
-X-
Naruto skipped happily along with his tube in hand as Itachi walked behind him, but what made the sunny lucky-go-happy Naruto so dangerous was the crowed on dangerous 'I don't really want to do this right now' group of S-ranked criminals behind him and Itachi.
Naruto skipped up the steps leading to the slide, it was a LONG way up. Kakazu, who was in front of the 'I don't really want to do this' squad stopped at the first step and looked up.
There were about 150 steps to climb... how could someone build a slide this tall! He gluped along with the others and put one foot on the first step. Half of him wanted to say, 'that's one small step for a man and one large step for mankind.' While the other part of him wanted to scream and run away like a little girl not really care what the others would say.
Naruto was half way up while the others just started.
Zetsu kept running his head into the polls along the way making him fall back and hit Hidan in the face with his butt. Naruto peeked his head over one of the rails.
"Come on, your so slow!" He shouted down at the Akatsuki members who all grumbled and stepped up the passé.
Naruto stood at the top of the slide and looked behind at Itachi who was next in line. Everyone had finally gotten up at the top and were all now in a line as the bored lifeguard helped Naruto into the tube and let him go. Naruto screamed and flew down the slide where Deidara and Sasori stood at the bottom with a new camera.
"Maybe I should take this one." Sasori said, taking the camera away from the blonde who still couldn't get the camera to work. Sasori held the camera up to his eye. "Okay Deidara tell me when he's at the bottom cause I can't see very well out of this." Deidara nodded and stood off to the side.
"Okay he's coming now!... no wait... NOW... now wait, NOW... here he is!" Sasori growled as he took about 7 different pictures of water.
"Will you just make up your mind!" He shouted and hit the camera on Deidara's head. At that second Naruto came down and they had lost their chance at taking a picture.
Itachi stood at the top of the slide. He had just watched Naruto go down, it looked fun!... sort of. He took one last look behind him at the group and gave them the 'If you tell anyone I did this I will kill you' look before getting into the tube and sliding down. The rest of the Akatsuki member's waited till he was gone before laughing their heads off.
"H-Hey Kisame, did you manage to get the picture?" Kakazu asked. Kisame smirked.
"Oh ya... black mail time!" They all laughed again but stopped when they saw that it was one of their own turns. Everyone looked between each other and glared as if saying 'I'm not going down first!' Kakazu grumbled as he was pushed down the slide.
"Why me." He said before sliding into the water tube of doom.
Everyone listened at the top and heard a faint scream. Inside the tube Kakazu was screaming like a girl.
Never, never felt something so scary yet thrilling at the same time! In the end he crashed at the bottom and ran into Itachi who was just flouting there in the water, waiting for everyone else.
Next in line was Kisame who had to be practically pushed down the slide to get there. The people waited at the bottom for the next poor sap to come out. First there was a tube but no person, Kakazu held up the tube as if it were hiding someone under it. Suddenly they heard a scream and Kisame came crashing out on his butt into the water. Everyone laughed and he blushed dark blue and sank down to the bottom.
Next Hidan had to go down. He sat in the tube and pushed himself off into the water tube/slide of darkness (it was dark in there). He could feel himself gaining speed but it wasn't thrilling like he could hear from his partner till suddenly there was a sharp turn, he flipped over and started to go down backwards.
Every turn and dip he screamed a little. Till suddenly he got a mouth full of water. "GAAAA!!!" He choked and started to hold his throat. "Its dirty, dirty unclean water!" People outside the tube heard being screamed out. In the end Hidan came crashing out and shouting about unclean dirty water and is not good for (insert god name here).
Zetsu stood at the top of the slide being one of the last besides Tobi he felt a little nervous. "Are you sure we should do this?" His one side asked.
"Just get it over with." The other one growled. He sat down in the tube and pushed off to the slide, all was good and fun till it started to get smaller for some reason, and even though he closed his head he was still having trouble getting through.
Everyone waited and waited but no one came down. Tobi looked down at the little people and yet still no Zetsu. Sasori who was growing impatient looked up at Tobi you shrugged.
He jumped up onto the slide and started to walk up. Then he started to hear something.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" A voice screamed.
"WELL THE BOY IS JUST SOO CUTE!" Another shouted back. He came onto one spot and taped the slide.
"Is anyone there?" He asked.
"I hear a voice!" The one voice shouted.
"Zetsu, is that you?" Sasori asked the dark shape stuck in the slide.
"YES, GET US OUT OF HERE!" Zetsu shouted angrily.
"Yes, its dark in here and full of water!" The other voice shouted. Sasori sighed and jumped up to the top where Tobi was waiting.
"What happened?" He asked. Sasori sighed again.
"Zetsu seems to be stuck in the slide. Can you go down at try to push him down?" Tobi nodded and took and step back before running at the slide and going into the dark tube. Sasori jumped back down to Deidara and the others.
"What happened, un?" Deidara asked.
"Zetsu got stuck and Tobi is trying to help." There was a suddenly shout and a large splash as a huge wave came down the slide. Tobi was sitting on top of Zetsu who looked like a drowned rat.
"Job done!" Tobi shouted.
-X-
Did you like that? I had to stop there because I had a feeling I wouldn't be able to stop if I kept going.
The next chapter will be coming out some time soon. It will be about them going to the theater, just Naruto, Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara because its really hard to write about the rest, takes to long in my opinion and I'm impatient.
Cheerios!