THE LAST CHAPTER! Here it is! I think I might write a Harry Potter spoof of what people would not be allowed to say on the books and movie. MAYBE! Or maybe a Family Guy one. I dunno...so yeah...Here's the last chapter!!!

Harry The seats all full. Damn.

Ron Oh well. Guess we gotta sit on the floor.

Harry Or do we? Looks at 3 random people. OY! Get out of that seat!

Random kid But we can't.

Harry GET OFF! I'M 2 YEARS HIGHER THAN YOU SO GET OFF!

3 of the random kids runs away screaming.

Hermione HARRY! I cannot believe you did that!

Harry What? We got ourselves seats now. SO SHUT UP!

Ron Something feels wrong.

Harry What now?

Hermione Ron's right. That's unbelievable.

Harry Will you just fricken tell me!?

Hermione Well-

Harry WHAT MAKES THAT SO DIFFERENT!?

Hermione Don't you notice-

Harry SHUT UP! WE GOT A SEAT SO DON'T DENY IT!

Hermione Very quickly. THEY'RE WEARING DIFFERENT BADGES! Points at Slytherin's badges.

Slytherins We hate GRYFFINDORS!

Harry Aw shit.

Outside the hall Dumbledore is coming in the great hall hearing "OW!" And "SON OF A!" And "HHHHEEELLLPPP!!!!" And punches.

Dumbledore Aw. How sweet. Slytherins beating beating up three Gryfindors. How sweet.

Dumbledore walks in seeing three Gryffindor's running away and Harry's voice saying "There. Happy now?"

Dumbledore Today we acknowledge a terrible defeat. Cedric Diggory was a sexy, strong, braggy, and handsome man.

Girls CEDRIC!!! WAH!

Dumbledore The Ministry wishes me not to tell you this but it would be terrible not to tell you how Cedric Diggory died! He was murdered by Lord Voldemort!

Harry I think that was wrong.

Dumbledore Oh fine I'll tell you the truth! He was killed by a sissy named Peter Pettigrew.

Ron MY RAT!

Dumbledore No Peter Pettigrew.

Ron Yeah that's my rat.

Harry SHUT UP!

Dumbledore And so Filch will carve Cedric's name next to the Hogwarts castle of the missing, killed, and murdered sign. Filch.

Filch How many letters?

Dumbledore 13.

Filch AW! And I have to carve it with a hammer and nail! It's always the people with the long name!

Outside.

Filch SOB! Has to be the long names! Writes Cedric's name under Maloverento Delletarycort and next to Falibrotofet Ghostututufufu.

Back in the Great Hall.

Dumbledore Now excuse me while I have to take a leak. Walks away. Severus walks up.

Snape You do know that Dumbledore lied. Voldemort nor Peter didn't killed Cedric. HARRY DID! HE DID IT!

Ron OH MY GOD! I'M GONNA GO UP FOR SALE AS A GAY LOVER. Punches Harry in the face.

Hermione You need to pay 100 galleons to copy my homework! Kicks Harry in the nuts.

George I had a feeling you'd do this! Nothing free from Fred and my stocks! Punches him in the nose.

Fred WHY WHY WHY? No humor from us anymore for you! Kicks Harry in the ass.

Cho I'm not gonna hook up with you in the next parody and if in the movie if I do instead of me mad at you! I'm gonna betray you by telling Umbridge even that didn't happen in the book. My friend told her in the books but then the plot would be to confusing! Sorry about that long talk. Kicks Harry in the face and when he's in midair she punches him in the stomech making Harry zoom far and hit another person.

Harry Snape's lying! I didn't kill Cedric!

Ron PROVE IT!

Harry Prove that Snape's right!

Murmur of agreement. They all look at Snape.

Snape Well um er...hey I gotta get the laundry! Runs away.

Dumbledore comes back.

Dumbledore AH!!! So what did I miss?

Evrybody NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!

Dumbledore Alright. To everyone...CEDRIC IS DEAD AND HE'S NOT FRICKEN COMING BACK!

Everybody runs away crying.

Dumbledore Finally. I could drink my beer.

Outside.

Harry Bye everyone! Have a nice life! See ya beauty queen. Kisses Fleur's hand.

Fleur AH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT! Runs away screaming.

Harry See ya dude!

Krum You're not trying to hook me up with you...are you?

Harry What!? NO!!! You aren't right?

Krum What? NOO!!! Laughes nervously. Goes to Hermione and Ron. Can I have a word?

Ron AN AUTOGRAPH!? SWEET!

Krum Not you Ron. Hermione.

Ron Weeping. After all we've been through! Runs away crying.

Hermione What do you want?

Krum I was wondering if in book 7 you would like to hook up with me?

Hermione WHAT!? NOOOO!!! I'm going for R-

Krum SHHH!!! WAY TO RUIN A STORY!

Hermione Oops. Sorry. Looks at you. Yeah that's right! She's LOOKING at you. Read the book to find out as Harry will-

Ron appears and punches Krum.

George OH MY GOD! IS THIS THE END OF THE GREAT VICTOR! WEASLEISTA MIGHT WIN!

Fred Gotta hand it you George. It's true.

George Say didn't this happen with the Great Khali getting beat up by Batista?

Awkward pause.

Fred Sorry Wrestlers. Runs away.

Hermione Gets Ron off Krum. I'm so sorry Victor.

Krum THAT'S IT! WE'RE THROUGH! Goes away.

Ron YEAH GO BACK TO YOUR BAD ASS SCHOOL WHERE KARKAROFF RAN AWAY!

Harry Hey guys. To Ron. I can't do it. Cho is too sad right now.

Ron Just be mean to her and she'll say yes.

Harry Wait so she wants me to be mad at her?

Ron It always works! Trust me.

Harry walks up to Cho.

Harry Seeing that you have a sad life and so needs someone to hook up with...

Ron Mouthes. Be mean!

Cho Yes Harry? Wanted to-sniff-say something.

Harry Um er...I DON'T CARE ABOUT CEDRIC! HE'S DEAD! NOT COMING BACK!

Cho H-H-Harry! How could you!? Cries even more.

Harry Wanna get together in the next parody?

Cho Sob. Sob. Hold on...Beats up Harry.

Harry OW! OW!

Ron hears it and whenever he hears "OW!" He squinches his eyes.

Hermione Your plan seems to have failed.

Cho Sure Harry. I'll see you later.

Harry Okay...Put me back to normal writer!

Harry's back to normal. Ron stares at Hermione with a smirk.

Hermione Huh. So it really does work.

Harry runs by.

Harry HI GUYS!

Hermione Hello.

Ron Yo dude.

Hermione Things are gonna change right?

Harry Hmm. Me fight death eater, dementors are back, I become a teacher. Hmm. That's a trick question.

Ron What are you gonna do?

Harry The usual. Fight some dementors, Almost gets banned from Hogwarts, become emo. You know.

Ron We better get prepared for Harry's emoness.

Harry So what are you guys going to do?

Ron You know. Hermione comes to the Order of the Phoenix. AKA. Grimauld Place number twelve.

Harry SWEET!

Ron Your not coming. Just Hermione.

Harry B-B-BUT!

Ron Nope! In a few monthes or so you will.

Harry Damn. No wonder I'll be emo.

Ron Well I guess this year was fun.

Harry Are you kidding me!?

Hermione YEAH! Harry had to survive three tasks, Cedric Diggory was killed, Harry saw Voldemort arised, VOLDEMORT ARISED, Cho is miserable. Wow book 4 is kinda sad.

Harry I didn't finish my sentence. Are you kidding me!? IT WAS FANTASTIC!

Hermione What? B-b-but-

Harry Sure I had to do three dangerous task, Cedric died, yadda yadda yadda. WHATEVER!

Hermione Whatever. At least your not dead.

Harry Yeah. The books are getting more intense.

Hermione You're gonna write will you?

Ron Er no I don't know how to write yet.

Harry Um I'm gonna be sort of emo so yeah. I guess not.

Harry We have one thing to say before this story ends.

Ron Peace to all!

Hermione Get your knowledge to learn!

Harry And have a brave heart.