A/N: This is my first fan fiction, and I have been intimidated to post it. I love writing humor stories, but most of mine seem too dull. I scribbled this down while at church, so tell me what you think. I'm going to make it multiple chapters, considering in the first one, it doesn't show how obsessed he is… Enjoy, hopefully.

Disclaimer: Obviously I do not own any famous thing, (including Twilight and Harry Potter) or brand in this story. If I did, I wouldn't be typing on a Windows 98 right now in my pajamas, in fact I probably wouldn't be typing at all, so I say NO COPY RIGHT INFRINGMENT INTENDED, STORY WRITTEN FOR FUN, NOT TO GET FAMOUS.

It was just another average day at the Cullen's house and Edward and I were sitting on his couch listening to a new band when we heard something not so ordinary.

Almost all the Cullen's excluding Jasper and Edward, had gone on a weekend long hunting trip, it had been very quiet before now, so when this noise came it shocked us.

It was coming from the room below us, Jasper's office, it started to fade after a while, so I turned my attention to Edward. "What in the world was that?" I said, trying to muffle laughs. Jasper had always been so quiet when I had been around him, or was that even him?

"Do you really want to know?" He outright laughed. "Follow me, but do try to be quiet he doesn't know we are here…"

I jumped down off of the bed and on the floor. It wasn't as graceful as I had planned it, there was a muffled crash, I blushed and Edward laughed again, as he picked me up and we set down the stairs quiet as a mouse to Alice's room, which connected to Jasper's office.

We listened at the door, and to say the least I was shocked.

"NO CEDRIC DON'T DIE!" There was what sounded like muffled cries in the background. I pulled away and laughed my butt off. Wow, a vampire obsessed with Harry Potter who would have thought something like that possible. I looked at Edward to see him laughing too, but he didn't looked as shocked, as I knew I was. He took a break form laughing, took a deep breath and said,

"This is not the first time this has happened! Alas, he even sometimes pretends to be Cedric Diggory, he used to display his love for the Potter thing more, until Alice caught him, to say the least it scarred her forever…" He started laughing again.

"Can he not hear us either, I mean we are not exactly being quiet…" More laughter, if I continued this I would die soon."

"Nope, he can't when he is with Pooter he tunes everything out, its like he's in a trance."

" So this isn't the first time I imagine?"

"No not by far, sit down I will tell you all about why Jasper loves his Harry Pooter…"

A/N: Sorry it was so short, I'm trying to keep it as light as possible, I will update with more chapters soon if you like it. Just tell me in the review. I do not mind constructive criticism, just don't burn me to death!