Raimundo is in the garden practicing his martial arts moves "Hyah! Stereotypical combat noises Hyah!"

"Raimundo what the hell are you doing? Training ended hours ago! Don't go all Omi on me!" Kimiko said hands on her hips.

Omi pops out of nowhere "Violence doesn't solve anything," Lame reference to the Mika why don't you like me video clip then he vanishes and his voice echoes like in all the star wars movies.

"What the hell?"

"Raimundo, do you really need to say all those stereotypical lame kung-fu movie sounds?"

"Yes, Kim I do. How else am I going to attract obviously wanted attention to myself?"

"You could try being nice." Kimiko said putting an arm around him

"Yeah but being a mean, Bad boy gets me all the ladies why the hell would I bother changing?"

"True…True." Lame reference to Budweiser commercial

"Ya know, you've gotta love fan girls. You do something completely pig-headed and they swoon and sigh. Heck, even breathing is an Act of God in their eyes."

"Yes…but when will it all end?" She looks wistfully into the sunset that has popped out of nowhere to set the mood like in those old romance films.

"Hey don't even think about cutting in on MY use of lame movie clichés!"

Kimiko shakes her head as if awakening from some sort of trance "Huh? I wasn't cutting in on anything!"

Raimundo looks at her suspiciously "Don't try and fool me girl I have the eyes of a hawk!"

"Hawks don't have stupid GREEN eyes!" She said scowling

Raimundo breaks down in hysterical tears "WAAAA! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND SAY THAT! WAAA!" He runs into the temple and Kimiko runs after him.

"What kind of mutated vegetables is he eating?!" Raimundo reaches his room and Kimiko appears in his room shortly afterwards. "I didn't mean what I said,"

"Liar! You said that on purpose! How could you do that to me Kim? You know how important it is for me to bear the silent pain of being different so that the fan girls will love me even more because I have this awesomely heavy burden of having green eyes! But now they've seen the real me! THE NORMAL BRAZILIAN KID WHO CRAVES YOUR LOVE AND ONLY WANTS THEIR ATTENTION BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE YOU!"

"Rai I never knew you felt like that," She's crying now but out of happiness that the man of her dreams is in love with her.

"And you want to know the worst part of all this," he screamed crying hysterically

"What is it?" She asked rubbing his back affectionately.

"I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!" lame reference to Wayne's World

"…Yes you did Rai…,"

"………FINE! NOW I HAVE TO BE A STEROTYPICAL TEENAGER IN DISTESS AND YELL "GET OUT OF MY LIFE" AND SLAM MY DOOR IN YOUR FACE! SO…GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" He screamed and slammed the door in her face.

"FINE SEE IF I CARE!" She storms off down the hall.

Rai is crying in his room. He runs and throws himself onto his bed and sobs…later on, he lifts up his head and looks out the window. Standing up, he walks over to the window. He watches passively as two doves fly in the air together. Suddenly, drippy, jazz piano music starts up and the orchestra begins to play

"Take it away Raimundo," The drippy jazz pianist that has appeared out of nowhere to play his drippy jazz piano said.

Rai is singing Kim gives me…some very good advice. But I very seldom…follow it. sighs dramatically and looks out his window…oh, I've got gadgets and gizmos of plenty. I've got whosits and whatsits galore! suddenly all of his furniture in his room disappears.Rai is twirling to the center of the room You want a thing-a-bob? I've got twenty he somehow has a box of pipes in his hand. Flounder flops helplessly on his floor, unable to breathe, since he's a fish. But who cares…?Zuko steps on Flounder No big deal…I want MORE…starts floating up to his ceiling, Little Mermaid Style. suddenly, there is a flash of light and Rai wearing a white tux with a top hat and cane. He is strutting down a white staircase I'M IN THE MONEY! I'M IN THE MONEY! He does a little turn and suddenly, he is on the disco floor, doing that annoying dance where you put one finger up in the air I'M TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY, TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY, NO WAY I'M DISCO DANCING! next, he is in the middle of Death Valley in a Ford Mustang with a Tears for Fears haircut SHOUT! SHOUT! WORK IT ON OUT! THESE ARE THE THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT! COME ON! Next he is transported to the 17th century, wearing a white wig and frilly clothing. He is playing the organ.

Kimiko is listening behind the door "That's some music medly…"

Abruptly, the music stops. Kim's shocked and quietly enters the room. There her Best Friend is singing "I hope you can dance" In sign language.

Raimundo is performing sign language he starts doing that lame bird gesture from napoleon dynamite.

Kimiko quietly leaves Raimundo's room and closes the door he really needs some alone time!

He continues his music medley for hours. Some of the featured songs would have been (with appropriate costume and scenery): Tomorrow, Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better, Prima Donna, Hit Me Baby One More Time, Dirty, Confessions II, and If Your Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands.

"Wow I sure sang a lot today…I should go on American Idol!" Suddenly the judges appear.

"You have the worst voice on the planet don't even think about auditioning!" Simon said screaming.

"Oh well I like him! He has that "Ladies man desperate for a girl that he lives with and is his best friend but hasn't got a hope in getting" look. Audiences love a pity story.

"Yeah, you were totally on cue. And that whole stepping on the blue and yellow fish thing…that got me right here" punches self in eye "OW! Goddamit!"

"Well Simon since I'm a Brazilian hottie with thousands of Fan girls in camo I can just order them to decapitate you,"

Kimiko comes in with bazooka "SOMEONE SAID DECAPITATE!"

"Decapitate him!"

"Say what!"

"WHY WHY IS THIS MY LIFE!"

"Because it makes us totally obsess over you even more!" The fan girls in camo scream and faint like in the other chapter.

"Oh yeah! Now I remember…it's all for the ladies…" He snickers and puts his arm around Kimiko and starts to walk out.

"Wait I forgot something," Kimiko said picking up her bazooka she aims it at Simons head and is about to shoot when…THE LEPRECHAUN FROM THE LUCKY CHARMS ADD HOPS ALONG! "Help they're trying to get me lucky charms!" Kimiko's left eye starts twitching "EAT BAZOOKA LEPRECHAUN!" Kimiko fires the bazooka and the Leprechaun blows up and lucky charms go flying everywhere.

"Let's go babe," Raimundo put an arm around her and they walked of into the sunset just like one of those cheesy romance movies.