A/N: Hello! This is just a bit of drabble, but its parodies austenfan1990 and I came up with when we were bored…it started as a lark last November during our work experience, but now, we're utterly nuts about making these up! Hope you all enjoy!
Erik: come to me, angel of music…
Raoul enters, wearing bright pink
Raoul: so sorry I'm late, my flowers were dying. Am I missing anything?
Erik: Er…how about your mind?
Erik: I am your angel of music…come to me, angel of…
Christine: You most certainly are not!
Erik: Not what?
Christine: An angel of music!
Erik: (sarcastically) Fine! Would "deformed, mauled and psychotic maniac of music" do?
Christine: Ah….point taken.
Raoul: So what does he look like?
Christine: I beg your pardon?
Raoul: His face, I mean.
Christine: (hurt at Raoul's insensitivity and sarcastic) Oh, I don't know, it would look like you after you were dead for two months!
Christine: You do have a lot of candles here, Erik. Aren't you afraid of a fire?
Erik exasperatedly points to the lake
Erik: (sarcastic) And what the hell do you think that is for, my dear? Decoration?!
Christine: But Erik! People will be killed!
Erik raises a brow
Erik: Well they bloody well better after all the hard work I'm putting into this!
Christine stares at him
Christine: You seriously need a new hobby.
Christine: God give me the courage to show you, you are not alone.
She kisses Erik. Raoul is indignant
Raoul: What the hell?! I promise you a wonderful life and give you an engagement ring, and you choose Monster-face and his creepy boat?!
Erik: This face, which earned a mother's fear and loathing-
Without thinking, Christine speaks under her breath
Christine: Did you honestly expect it to do otherwise?
Erik glares
Raoul: There is no Phantom of the Opera!
Erik removes Punjab Lasso and holds it menacingly
Erik: Wanna bet?