Lookit, just one or two more chaps to go. Heh, The first five or six lines were written months ago.
Be glad I can remember the plot of this thing, although that does nothing for the shortness of this chapter like all the rest. -.-'

I SAID BE GLAD, DAMNIT!!! SMILE!!!

After three hours of strange happenings, a murder, a gang rabe on Sasuke, some anger management, and a hunt for a man in a monster costume the group of young ninja was finally ready for bed.

"I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling ninjas..."

"Bark, bark!!" said Akamaru.

"And your ninja-dog, too!" the man in the costume left, and all was normal.

"That was...interesting..." commented Chouji. He was now snuggled into his sleeping bag, which was made of old potato chip bags which made it resemble a a duct-taape purse made by a girl scout. The pillow was the same way. Both were stuffed with some kind of soft stuff.

"Alright, everyone to bed. We cant have any more bad things happening. They're too troublesome to del with at this late of an hour." Shikamaru waved his hand in an uncaring manner without looking up from his sleeping bag. He was currently curled in the fetal position and his eyes were closed. He lay facing away from the main group.

"Shikamaru is right," called Ino whom was still hog-tied, "we still need to survive until breakfast."

"BREAKFAST!!!" screamed Chouji as he instantly fell asleep in hopes that it would bring him closer to his syrupy goal. Everyone else watched him for a moment before laying down in their respectful bags. The only exceptions were Sakura (whom was seemingly dead), Lee (who was in mask mountain searching for Gai), Gai (whom was lost in mask mountain), and Gaara. Kakashi slept in a slumped position on the couch, his mask still missing.

"G-Gaara...a-a-a-aren't you g-going...to s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sss-s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-sleep?" asked a drowsy Hinata. Being tired seemed to worsen her stuttering.

"..." Gaara sat in a chair, watching everyone sleep with a blank and unmoving stare. His posture was slumped and he looked bored as hell. His gaze looked as though it could burn right through your soul. His brother, Kankuro, lay on his left side. The boy was covered in every flesh wound imaginable. Temari was at his other side, playing tug-o-war with the sleeping Shikamaru's bag with Ino, whom had somehow gotten out of her ropes. Shikamaru was but a lump deep within his sleeping bag.

"G-Gaara-"

"Gaara doesnt sleep. Dont ask." mumbled Temari in a half-asleep state.

"Oh..." hinata murmured to herself as she finally lay down. She would have attempted a chat with the redhead, but he looked like he would eat her brain. She fell asleep quickly.

As soon as everyone was asleep Kakashi stirred. He lifted his head from where it was resting on his chest and looked around cautiously. He watched Gaara for a few moments before deciding that he was of no threat at the moment. The copy-nin stood from his spot, causing Gaara's demonic stare to fallow him around the room, head and all. Kakashi knelt by Sakura and untied her she opened her eyes and they glinted a bright yellow, which then matched Kakashi's only visible eye.

"Get up, its dinner time. You'll only need this once in a new moon...you'll never absolutely need food again in your state...you can still eat it to blend in, though." vampire-Kakashi smiled, showing how long his fangs really were. 3 inches and 45 centimeters. Quite long, yes?

"Okay...then, who?" Sakura glanced around the room suspiciously and stopped her gaze on Gaara.

"He's harmless. Lets go for the cat." Kakashi giggled as he and Sakura slowly loomed over Kankuro. It was only after the picked him up; Kakashi holding the head and Sakura had the legs; that they noticed that he was right beside Gaara.

"Ummm...i-is it okay i-if we..." Sakura stuttered slightly as she gazed into the frightening stare of Gaara. Gaara merely nodded and continued his vigil on the living room. Kakashi and Sakura exchanged looks and only shrugged as they carried the tortured Kankuro out of the house.

'Gaara wanted to do that...but Gaara cannot say no to vampires...Gaara likes vampires...Gaara thinks vampires are made of win...yes, vampires are the new smex for Gaara.' Gaara smiled softly to himself and his odd mindly workings.

A faraway world suddenly exploded at that moment.