Crazy Squirrelflight's Twinkle Twinkle little star version by Squirrelflight.
Gingerstar14: This is my last chapter, but don't panic! Watch out for the sequal, Ashfur's Revenge!!!!!!!!
Twinkle, Twinkle, Ashfur,
Got a pelt, full of burrs
Brown and grizzly like a bear,
they plant themselvles in Ashfur's hair.
Twinkle, Twinkle Ashfur,
got a pelt, full of burrs!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squirrelflight screamed.
"Was that the grand finale?" Bramblestar asked. (Firestar died of a heart attack in her last song)
"Yes." And with that, Squirrelflight lay down and slept.
Bramblestar ordered 144 pizzas and invited the other clans over to a party.
Thornclaw's new surround sound streo system was kickin' loud, and Blackstar brought his fave rock tunes.
They partied for a long time. When the party was over, Bramblestar made dens out of the pizza boxes.
Ashfur loudly announced, "I am going to plan my revenge."
Gingerstar14: I know this wasn't as funny, but Ashfur's revenge will make up for that!