Chapter 1:Deidara
"Hello, and welcome to Akatsuki Blind Date! Where the members of Akatsuki are set up with a random kunoichi for a date!
I'm your host Tsukuyomi Mistress. First up is...Deidara!"
The blonde is literally shoved onstage by his fellow Akatsukis. He stubles to centerstage and waits silently for his date to be selected.
"Aaaaaand the lucky kunoichi tonight is...Tenten of the Hidden Leaf Village!"
A blushing kunoichi nervously walks out next to her date, blushing even deeper red as he wrapped his arm around her waist.
"So...the location of your date tonight will be...the beach! Have fun you two!"
The two shinobi walk offstage, not knowing that their date was being watched by the world.
With Deidara and Tenten
"well...this is sort of unnessecary..."
A soft blanket was laid out on the grass bordering the beach sand. A picnic table was also set for a romantic dinner.
Deidara flopped onto the blanket. Staring into the night sky he sighed deeply.
"Mabye...a bit but it sure is comfy, yeah!"
Tenten smiled shyly and lay down on the blanket next to her date. Staring into the velvet black sky an idea cam to mind.
She rolled over and gave Deidara a playful grin.
"Lets go swimming!"
The two shinobi stripped down to their undergarments, let their hair down and dove into the water together.
The icy water nhipped at their skin so they stayed close for warmth.
"Brr...it's freezing, yeah!"
"Yeah..."
The moonlight illuminated every feature of Deidara's body. His eyes seemed like sapphires glittering in the silver glow.
Every muscle in his bare chest seemed to stand out more.
"Tenten, yeah?"
"Y-yes...?"
"What do you think of me, yeah?"
Tenten blushed for about the 50th time that night. Ever since her team had fought him, she had began to develop feelings towards the Ex Iwa-nin.
"Tenten, yeah?"
"Oh...I...I..."
Now Tenten was roughly the shade of a tomato. Deidara laughed lightly at this.
"you know...you look real cute when you're blushing, yeah"
"I...I..."
"Shh...no need to say any more, yeah"
Blue orbs met brown. The ninjas leaned in towards each other until...
THUMP!
"ow..."
Tenten's head crashed into Deidara's. Both burst out in a fit of laughter. They let themselves fall into the water together, still laughing as they resurfaced.
"I..I love you..."
"Love you too, yeah..."
Getting lost in each other's eyes again, Tente and Deidara shared their first kiss.
Back at the show...
"How sweet! Their first kiss!"
The remaining Akatsukis and kunoichi found this absoluteley unbelieveable and fall into a state of shock.
"Next episode: Itachi gets paired up with a kunoichi!" (after everyone's out of their shock of course...)