"Hey there, you've reached the Summers Residence -"

"Slayer! What're you doing, pet?"

"Shh! Which is the home to pretty much everyone in Sunnydale, so -"

"Buffy, that's so negative! You're so negative!"

"Dawn! Which is the home of pretty much -"

"How did I end up little sister to someone so negative! Ugh!"

"You know, nibblet's got a point, love."

"Spike! Dawn! Both of you -- shut it!"

"Don't get your panties in a twist, slayer."

"Hey, what's going - did someone say panties and slayer in the same sentence?"

"Xander, you look way too interested for your own good."

"Well, sorry Buffster, but a guy's just gotta ask."

"They're blue, mate."

"Ouch, she's playing mean."

"Blue? I want to see this for myself!"

"Xander, if you want to keep your other eye, I suggest you do not -"

"Hey, what do 'ya know, they are -"

"Nice one, Dawnie!"

"Did you just hit Xander?"

"Oh, Anya, hi, I just, umm, yes?"

"You little -"

"Sorry, slayer reflex. Saw an ex-demon heading for my sister."

"Oh, so now you wanna play dirty!"

"Chick fight!"

"KENNEDY!"

"Sorry, couldn't resist."

"Ahn! What was that for?"

"I'm reasserting my position in our relationship. I heard Jerry Springer talking about it."

"Yep, still blue."

"Spike! I swear to God! Soul or no soul, I will not hesitate to stake you!"

"Gonna slay me, are you love?"

"Well, I am the slayer."

"Wouldn't you rather just shag?"

"Buffy! Don't hit him! He has a soul! And, he's cute!"

"DAWN!"

"What, I'm just saying!"

"Speaking your mind, Dawn. That's a good thing."

"Xander! Don't encourage her!"

"So, you like it rough, do 'ya slayer?"

"Come on, Buffy. You beating on Captain Peroxide? This isn't even a fair fight!"

"Oh, shut up eye-patch boy. Go get yourself a parrot."

"Look, if you wanna fight, I am the slayer, so -"

"Dog pile!"

"DOG PILE!"

"Hey, look! A dog pile!"

"What 'cha doing under there, B?"

"Wow! A real dog pile! Just like the fight in X-Men number thirty-five when Wolverine -"

"Alright, geek boy, that's enough."

"Faith! What was that for?"

"Fight! Fight! FIGHT!"

"KENNEDY!"

"SORRY!"

"Everyone, I swear to Hecate, I will-"