Puppet: Hey-lo! This is my first chapter of my first fanfic. There are- pairings in this fanfic. Against yaoi? Then stop.

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Gotxitxmemorized has singed on.

Roku1235 has singed on.

roku1235: Hey Axel!

gotxitxmemorized: Hey Roxy!

roku1235: Hey, I thought we agreed on the Akuroku usernames:(

gotxitxmemorized: Oh- well, I felt like change'n it.

roku1235: WELL… I guess its okay. Guess.

gotxitxmemorized: Thank you Roxy -peck-

roku1235: -blush- Awe, tis okay.

gotxitxmemorized: -smile- By the way, did you hear what Vexen did to the fridge? IT'S HORRIBLE!

roku1235: Uh… no. What?

gotxitxmemorized: He… he… made it HEALTHY!

roku1235: GASP No more Ice Cream? Or fudge?

gotxitxmemorized: sigh Replaced with celery and ranch dip.

roku1235: GASPER How about those tubs of chocolate pudding?

gotxitxmemorized: Rice pudding. :(

roku1235: The Make-Your-Own-Taco kits?

gotxitxmemorized: … individually made SALADS. TT.TT

roku1235: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

gotxitxmemorized: But he didn't find my stash of Fritos.

roku1235: REALLY?!?!?!?!? I'll be over in a sec.

gotxitxmemorized: KK. I'll be here.

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savagenymph101 has singed on.

frostychem65 has singed on.

savagenymph101: Vex, I didn't know you had a name on here.

frostychem65: It seems no one pays attention to me. TT.TT

savagenymph101: Sap. Anyway, did you hear what happened between Saix and Xemnas? . I think Zex is scarred for life.

frostychem65: No, do tell.

savagenymph101: Well, Saix and Xem were – in Xem's room, and Zex had to report there for his next assignment. As usual, things happened in the room, and Zex forgot to knock.

savagenymph101: Vex?

frostychem65: Dear nobody, that's wrong.

savagenymph101: I know! And Zex is so young!

frostychem65: Exactly. How – shall I say – polluting!

savagenymph101: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO!?!?!?!?!!!

frostychem65: Excuse me for being proper.

savagenymph101: You're excused!

frostychem65:

savagenymph101: HMPH!

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roku1235 has signed on.

kingdomxhearts has signed on.

roku1235: SUPIRIOR!

kingdomxhearts: Yes Roxas?

roku1235: Axel's in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!

kingdomxhearts: What now? Did he bother Vexen again?

roku1235: No, he called Larxene fat.

kingdomxhearts: O.O He's a dead man.

roku1235! Can't you do something!!!!!!!!!!?!?!!?#!#($

kingdomxhearts: Are you kidding? Still, tell me what happened.

roku1235: Well, he called Larxene fat, then she was all !, then he was all XDDDDDD, she was all kick butt, and then he was all pwned!

kingdomxhearts: … Excuse me?

roku1235: Nvmd.

kingdomxhearts: Roxas, is there something else important happening? That I would care about?

roku1235: Well… I'm taking up Spanish? Does that count?

kingdomxhearts: No.

roku1235: Well, the teacher is Seph and all so I thought you would care.

kingdomxhearts: SEPH! -happy- Do tell him I say hi. OOH! And I got rid of my Mohawk!

roku1235: O.O YOU HAD A MOHAWK!?!??!?!?!

kingdomxhearts: They were quite popular at the time.

roku1235: ().()

kingdomxhearts: Right then. Carry on.

kingdomxhearts: Before I forget, there's a meeting today, I'll be starting the chat room at 4-ish.

roku1235: Um… Kay

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kingdomxhearts has signed on.

pointygunz has singed on.

#3Wind has signed on.

frostychem65 has signed on.

bigassrock has singed on.

emox.x has signed on.

lunardelight has signed on.

gotxitxmemorized has singed on.

waterboi has signed on.

black$jack has signed on.

prettyinpink has signed on.

savagenyph101 has singed on.

roku1235 has singed on.

kingdomxhearts: Welcome to our meeting. First attendance.

pointygunz: Here.

#3Wind: Here

frostychem65: Here

bigassrock: Here

emox.x: Here. -sigh-

lunardelight: Here Xemmy : 3

gotxitxmemorized: Here.

waterboi: HERE

black$jack: Here.

prettyinpink: Here 3

savagenymph101: Here, to my disliking.

roku1235: Here.

kingdomxhearts: All here. Good. Now, several issues have come up and I would like to put them out there.

roku1235: Did he say tissues?

gotxitxmemorized: Naw, he said issues.

kingdomxhearts: SILENCE!

kingdomxhearts: Now, first thing is first. Vexen has put us all on a new diet. If you do not wish to follow it, then you may eat somewhere else.

gotxitxmemorized: Who's up for Taco Bell Dinner? xD

lunardelight: AXEL! Be quiet! Continue, Xemmykins. : 3

kingdomxhearts: Thank you Saix. Axel, since you seem so important, we shall move to a conflict pertaining to you.

gotxitxmemorized: Yes, let's.

kingdomxhearts: Okay. It has come to my attention that someone has been setting rooms on fire. Shall it continue, the havoc causing member will be exiled. No exceptions.

gotxitxmemorized: Darn it!

savagenymph101: Quiet pyro!

gotxitxmemorized: Who's gonna make me?

savagenymph101: I am, of course.

roku1235: Axel, don't. Last time Larxene totally pwned you!

gotxitxmemorized: I wasn't ready then.

kingdomxhearts: STOP! Next, I have a strong concern. An anonymous source has told me certain members have been playing un-fair games of strip poker. I ask that it be fair, or stopped.

black$jack: I was just play'n around with the boy, nothing personal.

waterboi: Meanie! You made me strip down to nothing in front of Namine!

kingdomxhearts: Yes, Demyx, we all saw. Now, if you excuse me, I must leave to finish my book. Farewell.

gotxitxmemorized: You're excused.

kingdomxhearts: UGH!

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bigassrock has signed in.

frostychem65 has signed in.

bigassrock: Vexen. How is your day?

frostychem65: Rather bad, but thank you for asking. After being insulted like that, you wouldn't be at best either.

bigassrock: Don't worry, I mean it is just Axel. He is inferior compared to you.

frostychem65: I suppose. But it still isn't the best thing to hear. I spent hours scanning the internet for healthy foods. Just to help those who insult me. Ugh.

bigassrock: And we appreciate it. Some more than others.

frostychem65: Meeting them at Taco Bell, aren't you?

bigassrock: No, I shall sample your food before choosing to run or stay.

frostychem65: Thank you. I feel somewhat better now. But only somewhat.

bigassrock: Well, Superior and Saix will be joining us. Along with Xaldin, who will cook. And Xigbar might attend. And Marluxia will be there for sure. Demyx is going because he thinks eating better will clear his pores. Zexion is trying to stay away from Axel. And Luxord is going to a bar to play poker.

frostychem65: But that means Axel, Roxas, and Larxene are going.

bigassrock: But you have the majority. An I'm sure after a while Larxene and Roxas will join you.

frostychem65: Your support gives me confidence. Thank you, but if you excuse me, I must show Xaldin how to cook my meals.

bigassrock: Goodbye then.

frostychem65: Goodbye.

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Puppet: Pretty good for my first? Please Review and favorite, it feels good to be noticed. I shall update soon.

In the next chapter: We find how Vexen's dinner went. And why would Roxas be spending so much time in Axel's room? What do suspicions lead to?