Disclaimer: I know I haven't updated in like FOREVER! So I'm am sorry. I hope you enjoy my latest installment! . OMG SQUIRRELS KILLED MY BROTHER AND FEED HIM TO A HORDE OF RABID WILDEBEESTS!!! Now after that happy note, I would just like to say… SHINO LEE, AND ITACHI ESCAPED! It took a spoon, three prostitution offers, a DVD recorder, and one mindblowing blowjob for them to do it, but they did! glomps my sexy man slaves He he! Just wait and see what I have in mind for you three tonight… ;D

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"Do you two want to come with us? If not we can meet up at Naruto's."

"I think I'm going to head over to Naruto's," Kiba said.

Shino nodded.

"Great! The you'll be able to help the other's get ready."

Both boys looked from one another and back to Aiko. They realized that they had just been duped.

"Well, see you two later then!" Hinata hopped out of the tree and waited for Aiko. Once they were both on the ground, the two walked to Lee's house. They began to discuss who would be a better seme, Lee or Gaara.

"Gaara definitely. He's a more dominate male," Aiko said.

"I don't know… Lee-kun can be very forceful sometimes. Look at how hard he trains with Gai-sensei!" Hinata argued.

"Strength isn't a sore fire way to know. It's who looks better. And reacts better."

Hinata was thinking about Aiko's comments when they arrived at Lee's house.

"I wonder if Gaara-kun spent the night…" Hinata said as she rang the door bell. Apparently, she didn't realize that she could use her Byakugan or rather she wanted to be surprised.

It turned out Gaara had indeed spent the night because he was the one who answered the door. And in boxers no less.

"Um Gaara-san? We, as in Hinata and myself, were wondering if you and Lee-san wanted to come to a party today. But we would understand if one of you was… unable… to make it." Aiko coughed when she said 'unable' knowing what she was implying. Partially, she was doing it cover up the fact she had been admiring his chest.

Gaara blinked and looked Aiko up and down, "You're the girl who called me yesterday. What did Lee say her name was… Ano… No, Asani?… Aiko. Yes, Aiko. Well thanks for the invite, but I'm not sure Lee could walk there or run for that matter, since he is indisposed at the moment."

It was plain to see what was going on in the two girl's minds. They got this glazed over look in their eyes and stopped speaking for a few moments. Luckily, Aiko brought herself back from that fanasty, no matter how much she hated to. Seeing Hinata in a similar state, she prodded in the side of the head a few times and Hinata jerked back from Yaoi Fanasty land. Gaara merely raised an eyebrow.

"Well I'm sure Sakura would be to repair Lee's… anatomy if you carried him to Naruto's house."

At Aiko's suggestion Gaara thought for a second and nodded.

"I should get dressed then. Could you two dress Lee?"

Hinata nodded and blushed.

"It's not like you haven't seen a naked male before you know," Aiko whispered so only Hinata could hear.

"Shut up," Hinata said and lightly punched Aiko on the shoulder.

Grinning, Aiko walked in and wandered around until she saw Lee sprawled on his ed.

"Aiko-chan? What are you doing here? And you Hinata-chan?

"Oh you've been invited to a party tonight. So has Gaara-san."

Lee smiled and thanked them. "But as you can see…" He paused and a lush inched across his cheeks.

"We know. Gaara told us to dress you. You must have had some wild sex last night to be left in this state," Aiko waggled her eyebrows suggestively and Hinata giggled.

"Well… yes thank you.. I think." Much blushing ensued.

"Don't you worry Lee-kun. We'll get you dressed. Do you have anything besides your jumpsuits to wear?" Hinata asked and went over to his closet.

"Yes. I do have some jeans and shirts."

Hinata opened the closet and raised an eyebrow. Making room for Aiko to see, she pointed at the pairs jeans on hangers. Each was ironed and they were all neatly hung. Each shirt was pressed to perfection and wrinkle free.

"This isn't normal," Aiko said and pulled a pair of jeans off a hanger along with a deep green shirt.

"Yes well he is Gai-sensei's student and Gai-sensei isn't exactly what you would call normal."

"Very true Hinata. But still…" Aiko sighed and shook her head. "Anyways, Lee-san? Are you wearing boxers?"

Blushing silence.

"I'll take that as a no. Hinata could you rummage through his dresser for a pair?"

"Sure Aiko-kun." Hinata opened the top drawer and saw that each pair of boxers was neatly folded. Sweatdropping, the Hyuuga saw a cute pair with turtle on them. "I like these. What about you Aiko-kun?"

"They are quite cute! x3 Who do you want to dress you Lee? Me or Hinata? Or both?"

"It does not matter to me…" Lee replied as he blushed still harder.

"Both I think," Aiko and Hinata said at the same time. They shared a grin and approached the green beast of Konoha who lay in the bed.

After a bit, Lee was dressed and looked appropriate for the party. Not to mention that both girls noticed how buff Lee was without being overly muscled. Even when Aiko averted her eyes as she put the boxers on Lee, she snuck a few glances and saw he was quite… equipped shall we say? xD There were no problems with the shirt and pants but they simply had to do something about Lee's hair. Yes, a bowl cut was cute on him but they messed in some gel to give it a sexy just-tumbled-out-of-bed look.

"Finished!"

"He looks very good Aiko-kun," Hinata said as she took a step back to admire their handiwork.

"And all thanks to us," Aiko said and gave a self-satisfied nod of her head.

"Aren't you two done yet-" Gaara was saying as he walked in wearing fairly normal looking clothing. If you consider lots of black and chains normal. (If you do raise your hand! raises hand w) "Wow Lee… You look great!" Gaara looked him up and down ad looked about ready to drag him back in bed to screw him right then and there. Regardless that they would have had an audience. Seeing the look in Gaara's eyes, Hinata hastily picked Lee up and went out the door. Aiko followed suit and a slightly peeved Gaara followed her.

No matter how much they wanted to watch, they knew that the others would be waiting for them. So they upped and headed for Naruto's house. The girls should have gathered the guys by now and it should be set up for what should be a fanastic party. Well… they were going to be entertained to say the least.

When the foursome arrived (I lost. Email me if you don't know what you mean. And you want to know. .), it didn't look like a party was about to start. At least it didn't on the outside. But inside…

"Wow! This place looks great!"

And Aiko meant great as in she could see the floor, everything was clean and there was a bunch of snack food along with drinks on a corner table. Just as she was wondering how this miracle had happened, Naruto greeted them.

"Aiko-chan? Where have you been? A party was a great idea and I see you brought Gaara and Bushy Brows! Oh hello there Hinata-chan!" Naruto smiled as Hinata, surprisingly, didn't blush and start stuttering. Though she did have a pinkish tinge to her cheeks.

"Hi Naruto-kun. Is everyone here?"

Naruto nodded and motioned over to the couch and rug which was occupied by the gang.

Temari and TenTen were sneaking glances at Shikamaru and Neji as they sat on the couch. Sakura and Ino were openly drooling over Sasuke, but since that wasn't anything new no one thought anything of it. Shino and Kiba were sitting on the floor and waved at Aiko and Hinata. Smiling, Hinata went over to her team mates and sat down beside Kiba.

"Thanks for inviting us!" Lee said as he greeted Naruto and pulled Gaara into Naruto's house. Gaara let a faint smile grace his lips. Aiko held back a laugh.

"Now let's get this party started!" Aiko said and punched the air.

"Yeah!" Naruto joined in.

"What are you going to play?" TenTen asked.

"How about True or Dare?" Aiko said tapping her chin.

"That game is so immature though," Shikamaru whined. "And troublesome."

" Well… we could watch a movie… or four," Aiko said and four DVDs seemed to materialize out of thin air. Each girl had to stop herself from giggling. They knew what was on those DVDs. All the boys shrugged, thinking that this would be a lot better than Truth or Dare. Truth or Dare always held the element of surprise while a movie was more predictable. Oh how wrong they were.

Okay! Here's the next installment! Hope you liked! w What will those DVDs reveal? Until next time! poofs away in a cloud of ninja smoke

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