This just kinda popped into my head whilst reading the 'guidelines' for Yeah, I actually read them. I don't want my fic to get taken down again...lol

So, I present, CHARLIE BONE AND ZE CHATROOM!

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing you reconize.

Charlie frantically rung Benjamins doorbell.

"What do you want?" Ben pulled open the door. "Oh, hi Charlie! I'm kinda busy...bye!" He quickly shut the door and turned to everyone in his living room.

"Alright everyone, clean up! HE'S BACK!"

Olivia jumped to her feet and ran to the door.

"YE GODS! (I know it's Uncle Patons line. Thats whats supposed to make it so funny!) YOU'RE RIGHT!" She yelled. "ATTENTION: This is not a test! THIS IS NOT A TEST!"

Everyone else in the room went mad.

Fidelio stood up. "Remain calm everyone! Remain calm!" He sighed.

Olivia shrugged.

Emma screamed.

Everyone stared.

"Positions!" Olivia yelled. They tore down the 'Lets All Hate Charlie' banner and put away the cans of paint. Everyone shuffled out the back door- everyone but Olivia.

"Crap! I left my brooch (Barrette? Not classy enough. Ribbon? Not Olivia. Brooch? YESS!) in the living room!" She yelled.

Fido rolled his eyes. "Do you really need it?" He asked.

"YES!" She exclaimed, and ran off.

Fidelio groaned.

Olivia quickly ran into Ben's living room. She got on her hands and knees and began to search for the brooch. Benjamin stared at her.

"What are you doing? You're supposed to be making an emergency exit!" He hissed at her.

Olivia rolled her eyes. "I forgot my brooch. AHA! Here it is!" She stood up, but, in chunky (the best adjective ever) heels, she fell over again. Benjamin cought her.

Olivia grinned. "Thanks!"

Of course, now that he was carrying Olivia's weight as well, Ben got kinda tipsy and fell onto the couch, with Olivia on top of him.

And just then, who should come in..busting through the front door...none other than...CHARLIE BONE!!!

Charlie's eyes grew wide.

"Uh...if you guys are kinda...uh...busy...I'll go..." He stared at the floor.

Ben and Olivia looked at each other. Then it hit them.

"OOOOH!" They yelled.

Olivia hopped up and straighted herself. She shook her head.

"No...uh...we were just..." She frowned.

Ben shrugged.

Charlie nodded. "Either way, I gotta use your computer man! Mine went out and I was in the middle of talking to my bestie Naren!"

Olivia frowned. "Huh? I thought you were going out with Emma!"

Charlie put his hand on his hip and said, in an unnaturally high voice: "Just because I'm dating someone doesn't mean I can't have a bestie!"

Olivia nodded.

"And besides! You're going out with Fido, yet here you are with Ben!"

"We're not going out! And besides, I wasn't doing ANYTHING, and I most certainly did not call him my bestie! No offense Ben."

"None taken." Ben groaned.

Charlie rolled his eyes. "Then what is that?" He pointed to the can of paint in the corner.

"I am going to kill Gabriel!" Olivia hissed.

"Obviously, you two were going to paint some giants toes, and share your feelings!(Lets paint our toes and share our feelings!-From Thats So Raven.)" Charlie smiled. "See, I know it all!"

Olivia nodded. "Uh-huh! We we're going to paint some giants toes!"

She walked over and flicked Charlie on the side of the head.

"YOU IDIOT!" She screamed.

Back at the ranch...well, really Benjamins back yard, Fidelio was getting antsy.

"Where the hell is Olivia?" He whispered.

After ten more minutes a stegosaurus appeared and ate him. (Wait...thats not right is it?)

A unicorn appeared. (Still no.)

He died of salmonella poisoning? (NO!)

He turned into a tooth and decayed? (STOP!)

He got major rub burn? (He's outside!)

He went inside to look for Olivia. (KACHINNNGGG!)

He peered in to the living room, and saw Olivia and Ben talking with -le gasp- CHARLIE!

Fidelio quickly stutted in to the room.

Olivia turned.

"HA! Please Fido, tell him that you were here with us a few minutes ago!"

Charlie's eyes got wide...again. "ZOMIGOD! A THREE SOME!" And with that he rushed upstairs.

Okay...I know we haven't actually gotten to the chatroom yet, but I promise you, when we do, it will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

-coughs- I mean good! It will be good!

And all the rug burn/tooth decay ect is from the Youtube video, the Haunting. It rocks. Except for the unicorn. But everything else.

Sorry its kind of short. PLEASE REVIEW!! Then I'll update. AND VOTE IN TRUTH OR DARE! Please!