Okay, I have posted this on a fan site, but thought I would post it here. I'm a little nervous about it, I'm not even sure if it is going to work. Fingers crossed.

Haley and Nathan are returning home to Deb's after visiting her parents. As they pull up the drive Nathan stops the car and once again looks at the box in Haley's lap.

Haley: What?

Nathan: I'm not wearing it.

Haley: My mom put a lot of work into these.

Nathan: No.

Haley: You know, you couldn't buy them in a store. They're one of a kind.

Nathan: I can see that.

Haley: They're in the Raven's colours.

Nathan: I don't care if they have Whitey's face sewn on the front. The three of us are not wearing matching wool hats.

Haley: My parents wanted to do something nice for us. They gave us those books on organic vegan food and instructions on how to make a diaper out of regular household items. The video of me being born was a little much, but they were just trying to help.

Nathan: There's a difference between helping us out and sensory torture. Besides it's not like my mom has crossed the line.

Just then Deb rushes out to the car. She opens the passenger door and starts helping Haley out.

Deb: How was your trip? Are you feeling okay? Are you tired?

Haley: I'm fine and I took a nap in the car.

Deb: Good, because I have a surprise for you!

Nathan: What's up mom?

Deb: Come on! You have to see it to believe it!

Deb is practically skipping and hoarding them into the house. They go upstairs to the hallway outside Nathan and Haley's bedroom. Deb leads them to the door next to their room. The door is closed. Nathan and Haley are confused but are kind of excited because, hello, a rich woman has a surprise for them.

Haley: What's going on?

Deb: Alright, I know the two-I meant three-of you will be heading off to University soon, but you don't have a new place to live yet, and the baby is due in just a couple of weeks.

Nathan: Yeah? So?

Deb: You never know what could happen, so while you were gone I changed the spare bedroom into a nursery!

Deb throws open the door.

Deb: Tah-Dah!! I call the theme "A Day At The Circus"!

Haley: Oh, my God.

Nathan: Whoa. That's a lot of clowns.

Deb: 87. Aren't they great! This one is my favourite. I call him Mark.

Nathan: Mark?

Deb: Yeah, I don't know why? With all this curly hair, it just seemed to fit. Haley, your eyes are still closed!

Haley: I'm just blown away.

Deb: Well, I'll just leave you two alone to look around. I've got to run. I'm heading to Charlotte to visit Cooper and I hear there's a big storm coming. Once, again it was my pleasure to do this for you.

Deb gives a very stiff Haley a hug before leaving.

Nathan: Are you alright?

Haley grabs the front of Nathan's shirt and pulls him in close.

Haley: Hell, no! You're going to drive up to Duke now, and find us an apartment tonight.

Nathan: Hales, I don't know? A storm is supposed to be coming in and I don't really want to be away from you when you're this close to having the baby.

Haley: Ah, that's sweet. But I just want to tell you, that if the clowns don't get you, I will. Go, start the car.

Nathan: Okay, okay.

Haley: You can drop me off at Luke's, because there's no way I'm sleeping in the Fun House alone tonight.

Haley let's go of his shirt and the two of them head for the door. Haley is backing out.

Nathan: What are you doing?

Haley: If you think I'm turning my back on them, then you're crazier then psycho Derek.

Okay, that was Part One. A little set up for the main event, you might say. Let me know what you think

P.S.-Pearl Jam rock.