This a parody to 'Too Cool' from the Camp Rock soundtrack. Take it as you will. I can see Sasuke singin' it, but that's just me.

Too Gay

I'm too gay for fangirls

These hands don't leave my hips

Everything ya wear is so yesterday

You catch, and I'll pitch

You wanna be with me

But you're just a wannabe

Love it or hate it

I can't help my sexuality

Hope you don't misunderstand

But I'm too gay, too gay

I'm too gay to date you

Don't take it personal

Don't get emotional

You know it's the truth

I'm too gay for you

Girl thinks she's hot

But I'm sorry you're not

Exactly what you think you are

I can tell you what it is you haven't got

Then I walk into the room

I'm too gay for you

You're lucky I'm so hot

Even I'm surprised

You're still allowed to be in my room

We'll show you how it's done

If you wanna be with me

Just watch us and you'll learn some

Me, myself, and I agree

You'll never get in bed with me

But I'm too gay, too gay

I'm too gay to date you

Don't take it personal

Don't get emotional

You know it's the truth

I'm too gay for you

Girl thinks she's hot

But I'm sorry you're not

Exactly what you think you are

I can tell you what it is you haven't got

Then I walk into the room

I'm too gay for you

You see some are born

With beauty, and brains, and talent

And they got it all

While others simply try all their lives

Still they never get laid

That's the difference between us and you

Obviously, I'm a homosexual

I'm the real deal, yeah

I can't help my sexuality

Hope you don't misunderstand

But I'm too gay, too gay

I'm too gay to date you

Don't take it personal

Don't get emotional

You know it's the truth

I'm too gay for you

Girl thinks she's hot

But I'm sorry you're not

Exactly what you think you are

I can tell you what it is you haven't got

Then I walk into the room

I'm too gay for you

But I'm too gay, too gay

I'm too gay to date you

Don't take it personal

Don't get emotional

You know it's the truth

I'm too gay for you

Girl thinks she's hot

But I'm sorry you're not

Exactly what you think you are

I can tell you what it is you haven't got

Then I walk into the room

I'm too gay for you

How do you like it? It's my first parody! Please review!!