Credits to Glowie-sama, for giving me this devious idea!

What if...
... the death of Natsuki of Earl was only an evil plot of Erstin, who later fled the country with her kidnapped love
… Shizuru discovered everything and fake her death as well to pursue Erstin and to free her Natsuki
…finally together the President and her General decided to leave Terra forever, and they found no better planet to go than Earl
… there Shizuru de-petrified the Graceful Amethyst, who is sent to Terra to assist the Headmistress

Chaos ensues…

Garderobe, Earl, Headmistress's Office. On her sofa.

"Natsuki, honey, would you like another cup of tea?"

"Why not, my beloved."

Natsuki flashed a smile at her devoted Shizuru. "I'm a bit worried, how do you think things are going on in Terra?"

General Viola smiled knowingly while pouring tea. "I'm sure the Headmistress and the Graceful Amethyst know the perfect way to handle that bunch of warmongers."

Natsuki nodded gravely. "Sure sure, ah! The youngsters... By the way, don't you think we should do something to modify these uniforms? We are dressed like maids! And look at your clothes, they are lilac." Staring desolately at Shizuru's gown, she picked up the hem. "I like you better in black lather and, besides, my clothes on Terra were much more comfortable."

A sweet yet devious smile danced across Shizuru's lips, as she slipped a hand under Natsuki's robe. "I agree with you, on the other hand they didn't give me this easy access."

"Not there, Shizuru!!" the former President of the Western Republic screamed in pleasure.

Meanwhile…

Garderobe Base, Terra, Meeting Room.

The Headmistress bent down to avoid the chair Haruka had just thrown her.

"You!" Natsuki screamed. "You useless warhorse! You'll pay for this!"

She grabbed a hydrant, as a simulacra of her Robe cannon, and jumped on the table. The blond Colonel roared, using the power cord to spin a laptop over her head. "Watch your month, slimy hair."

"Mouth, Haruka-chan" screamed her terrified assistant Yukino from behind a chair.

Under the table the Graceful Amethyst was sharing a cup of tea with Mashiro.

"Do you think it will take long?" Shizuru asked quietly. "Queen Mai invited us over for dinner, and I'd hate to miss a chance to eat decently. Once in a while Natsuki insists on trying to cook but honestly she uses too much mayo for my taste."

Mashiro sighed. "I know, I know, I've been subjected too to her experiments and the first time I thought she wanted to poison me. But don't worry, etiquette class for Haruka will start in few minutes, and if she's late again Miss Maria will personally come here to claim her. Have faith."

"Ara, ara…" said Shizuru flashing one of her bewitching smiles. "Perhaps, we could organize a cooking class for Natsuki."

Pouring another cup of tea, Shizuru and Mashiro started plotting.

In the corner of the room Sergay was crying on the shoulder of Nagi.

"When did everything start to fall apart? I don't recognize my world any more!" he mourned.
Then, he looked expectantly at Nagi, who was busy in sending messages with his cell phone. "But I'm confident that you have a wise plan to solve everything. As usual. Are you contacting John Smith to organize the assassination of those two?"

Nagi stared blankly at him. "Sergay…" the white-haired man said. "Why didn't you tell me that Nina hates black lingerie? She doesn't like my gift and now she's writing me she doesn't love me any more. It sucks..."

Sergay fainted.

"You are fired…" Nagi murmured, while laptops started flying.

…And all was well.