A/N: Wow, people really enjoy these. Thanks to everyone who reviewed Hogwarts Chatroom/ Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom. It turned a oneshot into a threeshot but please don't expect another one soon- I enjoy writing these, and I promise if/when I come up with another one it will be published on here, so keep your eyes out, but don't hold your breath :)
Chatroom Chaos
WeasleyIsMyKing has logged on.
LadyRed has logged on.
LunaLovegood has logged on.
LunaLovegood: Hello, Ginny. Hello, Hermione.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Hey, Luna. How are you?
LunaLovegood: Not so good. People were making fun of my butterbeer-cork necklace. I tried to tell them that it was a family heirloom, and that the butterbeer corks were from the butterbeers that my parents drank at their wedding, but no one would listen.
LadyRed: Oh, how mean! Just ignore them, Luna. You're worth twelve of any of them.
LunaLovegood: I sometimes get the impression that people think I'm a bit strange.
WeasleyIsMyKing: No kidding.
LunaLovegood: I meant to tell you, Ginny, I really like what you've done to your school skirt.
LadyRed: Thanks.
LunaLovegood: I loved the Gryffindor lions you embroidered around the hem.
LadyRed: Thanks, Luna :) I've only done it to one so far, it took me ages to figure out, the spell's impossible, but I'd gladly do you some eagles if you wanted.
LunaLovegood: That would be lovely!
LadyRed: Don't mention it.
LunaLovegood: Well, I must dash; I want to see whether my dad sent me the latest issue of the Quibbler yet. I'll talk to you two later!
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WeasleyIsMyKing: OH. MY. GOD.
LadyRed: What?
WeasleyIsMyKing: I only just realised.
LadyRed: What?!
WeasleyIsMyKing: You were wearing a cute little skirt with Gryffindor Lions embroidered round the hem yesterday, weren't you?
LadyRed: Yeah... Oh.
WeasleyIsMyKing: And I know that Harry didn't leave his room, because Ron said he was talking in his sleep again.
LadyRed: Yeah. Um...
WeasleyIsMyKing: OH MY GOD!!
LadyRed: Hermione! Stop it! This is a public chat room!
WeasleyIsMyKing: I don't BELIEVE this, Ginny!! Harry's one thing, but MALFOY? You don't even love him!
LadyRed: Sex without love is an empty experience, but as far as empty experiences go, it's DEFINITELY one of the best.
SlytherinPrince has logged on.
SlytherinPrince: Hey, gorgeous.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Hey, sexy.
SlytherinPrince: I wasn't talking to you.
WeasleyIsMyKing: I know. What, don't they joke down in that precious dungeon of yours?
LadyRed: If you were talking to her, Draco, you'd be missing a vital organ by now.
SlytherinPrince: Get your mind out the gutter, Gin. You're blocking my view.
LadyRed: ;)
WeasleyIsMyKing: Err, excuse me, STILL HERE. Still Harry's best friend, too.
LadyRed: She's right, Draco. Jesus paid for our sins, now let's go get our money's worth.
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GryffindorCptn has logged on.
GryffindorCptn: WAIT, WAIT, DON'T LOG OFF!
WeasleyIsMyKing: I wasn't going to.
GryffindorCptn: Sorry, Hermione. I just feel lately like people are avoiding me.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Really? Erm, why would you feel like that?
GryffindorCptn: I don't know. I feel like Ginny is acting weird around me.
WeasleyIsMyKing: No kidding... what's wrong with you two?
GryffindorCptn: I don't know. I just feel so guilty. Ever since us- you know- I've felt so guilty. I mean, I'm expecting her to wait for me, but that's just assholeish.
WeasleyIsMyKing: What?
GryffindorCptn: Well, is it really reasonable of me to dump her, and then expect her not to go out with someone else?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Well-
GryffindorCptn: She's been so wonderful, and so faithful, and she deserves better than a non-existent boyfriend who won't commit because of something as trivial as-
WeasleyIsMyKing: Battling for the future of the wizarding world?
GryffindorCptn: A fear of getting her hurt.
WeasleyIsMyKing: You're right, Harry. I don't want to seem mean, but if you two are meant to be, she'll come back to you.
GryffindorCptn: So should I tell her that I don't mind if she sees someone else?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Yes. Yes, I think you should.
GryffindorCptn: Yeah, you're right. Ginny deserves to enjoy herself. I'll tell her now.
WeasleyIsMyKing: WAIT! NO! WAIT!
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WeasleyIsMyKing: Oh, BUGGER!!!
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LadyRed has logged on.
WeasleyIsMyKinghas logged on.
SlytherinPrince has logged on.
LadyRed: Well, at least everything's out in the open now, eh?
WeasleyIsMyKing: Do you think Harry'll be okay?
LadyRed: He'll be fine once he's got over the shock. I have to say, the look on his face was priceless- must be the second funniest thing I've ever seen.
SlytherinPrince: Second funniest?
LadyRed: Well, there was this time, in my third year, when a Death Eater masquerading as a teacher turned this guy into a ferret-
SlytherinPrince: Shut up.
LadyRed: -and bounced him all over the place-
SlytherinPrince: Shut up!
LadyRed: -oh, hang on, THAT WAS YOU!
SlytherinPrince: You aggravating little bitch.
LadyRed: Happy to please ;)
PurebloodPrincess has logged on.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Seriously, has anyone seen Harry?
PurebloodPrincess: Potter? I saw him wandering towards the Room of Requirement looking like the Dark Lord had just proposed.
SlytherinPrince: What?
PurebloodPrincess: SHOCKED, you klutz.
WeasleyIsMyKing: How shocked? Suicidal shock?
PurebloodPrincess: No, more along the lines of four-crates-of-Firewhiskey shock.
SlytherinPrince: Hang on, Pans, what were you doing in the Room of Requirement?
LadyRed: What Draco means is who were you doing in the Room of Requirement?
PurebloodPrincess: You know, I could grow to like this girl.
SlytherinPrince: Seriously?
PurebloodPrincess: What? She's got attitude! She should totally be in Slytherin.
LadyRed: EW.
PurebloodPrincess: Hey, have YOU got mini bars in your dormitories?
WeasleyIsMyKing: You've got mini bars in your dormitories?
SlytherinPrince: Salazar Slytherin was a confirmed alcoholic. It's a house tradition.
WeasleyIsMyKing: Blonds really do have more fun, don't they?
LadyRed: Seriously, Parkinson, who were you with?
PurebloodPrincess: You won't tell?
LadyRed: On my honour.
PurebloodPrincess: You're a Gryf; I'll take your word for it. Erm, your ex.
LadyRed: Michael?
PurebloodPrincess: No, Dean.
SlytherinPrince: The whacko who chucked coffee over me just because I was on a date with Gin?
PurebloodPrincess: That's the one. He's hot.
LadyRed: I knew there was a reason he didn't try and sit next to me at breakfast! I so owe you one.
PurebloodPrincess: Don't mention it. In fact, Ginny, in light of today's events, I feel I, as Draco's ex-girlfriend, must congratulate you.
WeasleyIsMyKing: For being the first Gryffindor to sleep with him?
PurebloodPrincess: No, for being the first person to seduce him so successfully that he doesn't mind sharing her with someone else.
LadyRed: Thanks, I think.
WeasleyIsMyKing: S-L-U-T.
LadyRed: Call me all you want, Hermione; you're just jealous I have someone to hang out with when Harry and Ron are off talking about Quidditch.
WeasleyIsMyKing: It burns. It burns.
PurebloodPrincess: Lol. See you later, Draco. I expect a blow-by-blow of today's events.
SlytherinPrince: You know it.
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PrankstaGeorge has logged on.
CrazyFred has logged on.
PrankstaGeorge: Ginny, oh, Ginny, oh what have you done?
CrazyFred: You've killed our poor mother, you think it's good fun!
LadyRed: Huh?!
PrankstaGeorge: Mum received an owl from Ron this morning.
CrazyFred: She's in shock.
PrankstaGeorge: She's bedridden!
CrazyFred: Congratulations, Ginny!
LadyRed: You don't mind?
CrazyFred: I think Ron is over-protective enough for one family.
PrankstaGeorge: Ginny, seriously, if mum reacts this way every time you sneak off to Madam Puddifoot's with a Slytherin, you can sleep with You-Know-Who and have my sincere blessing.
CrazyFred: See ya, sis.
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PrankstaGeorge has logged off.
LadyRed: Whoa.
WeasleyIsMyKing: I doubt they'd be so accommodating if they knew about your most recent exploits...
GryffindorCptn has logged on.
GryffindorCptn: Ginny... how could you?
LadyRed: HOW COULD I? Hermione told me that you said I could see other people. You know what that sounds like? The end of a relationship, even one that was on a break. I was heartbroken!
WeasleyIsMyKing has sent a private message to LadyRed: You little liar!
LadyRed has sent a private message to WeasleyIsMyKing: Jeez, lighten up; it's only a teeny white lie.
GryffindorCptn: You were that hurt when I split up with you?
LadyRed: OF COURSE! I was MISERABLE! So when Draco, who beneath the bad-boy exterior is-
SlytherinPrince: Great in bed?
LadyRed: - A caring guy, said he sincerely liked me-
GryffindorCptn: You want him instead of me?
LadyRed: Now, when did I say that?
GryffindorCptn: MALFOY!
SlytherinPrince: How may I be of service?
GryffindorCptn: You git! You stole my girlfriend!
LadyRed: OI! YOU were the one that dumped ME! So you can damn well get over it!
SlytherinPrince: Having seen her in action, I have to ask, Potter, what were you thinking?!
GryffindorCptn: SHUT THE HELL UP, MALFOY! I did it for her own good!
SlytherinPrince: I'm smirking right now, just so you know.
GryffindorCptn: You won't be smirking so hard when I get your fancy-ass Nimbus 2001 and shove it up-
WeasleyIsMyKing: HARRY! This is a public chatroom!
GryffindorCptn: I don't give a-
WeasleyIsMyKing: HARRY!
PurebloodPrincess has logged on.
PurebloodPrincess: What's happenin'?
SlytherinPrince: Potter's gone mental.
WeasleyIsMyKing: It seems that Ginny is rather good at inspiring insanity in her exes.
GryffindorCptn: She's not my ex!
LadyRed: You hypocrite!
GryffindorCptn: What? Ginny, I'm crazy about you! I always have been!
LadyRed: "Ginny, we can't keep doing this. We can't be together"
LadyRed: You know what that sounds like to me? A BREAK UP!
GryffindorCptn: You don't want to be with me anymore?
LadyRed: I didn't say that.
GryffindorCptn: You'll split up with... him?
LadyRed: I didn't say that either. You know, mortal enemies have the hottest-
SlytherinPrince: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
LadyRed: I'll persuade you eventually ;)
PurebloodPrincess: You go for it! And tell me all about it!
LadyRed: Girls just wanna have fun!
WeasleyIsMyKing: With the two hottest boys in school?
LadyRed: Damn straight.
GryffindorCptn: I can't believe we're having this conversation.
WeasleyIsMyKing: It's your own stupid fault, Harry; I told you you're too noble for your own good.
PurebloodPrincess: I've said it for years about you lot.
GryffindorCptn: I'd rather be noble than evil.
SlytherinPrince: We're not evil.
PurebloodPrincess: We're morally challenged.
SlytherinPrince: And oh so hot.
PurebloodPrincess: You know it!
LadyRed: You know there was always something I meant to ask you two. There's a rumour I've heard about a certain "Rite of Initiation" when a Slytherin starts officially dating someone-
PurebloodPrincess: Oh, it's true.
SlytherinPrince: Very true.
LadyRed: You seriously chain them up in the dungeons and then-?
SlytherinPrince: Yup.
GryffindorCptn: I just don't understand any of this.
WeasleyIsMyKing: It's quite simple, really, Harry, the girl gets the boy, chains him to the-
GryffindorCptn: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT! But thanks, Hermione, now I have that in my head as well.
SlytherinPrince: Just wait until I tell you what we do when it's a Gryffindor.
GryffindorCptn: AAAAAAAAAARGH!
SlytherinPrince: I'm still smirking. In fact, my face is beginning to hurt.
GryffindorCptn: Right. Let's take this outside, Malfoy.
SlytherinPrince: Oh, bless him. The little boy wants to fight for his maiden's honour.
GryffindorCptn: It's obvious you're just too wimpy to fight me.
SlytherinPrince: I broke your nose once, Potter, I can do it again. And this time there's no Death-Eater-In-Disguise to defend you.
LadyRed: Look, I really don't want you dismembering each other.
PurebloodPrincess: Yeah, especially as I'd be the one who'd have to council Draco over the loss of his-
WeasleyIsMyKing: How are we going to sort this out?
LadyRed: I think it's obvious.
SlytherinPrince: We're listening.
LadyRed: You're just going to have to learn how to share, aren't you?
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SlytherinPrince: I'm going to have to give Ginny her initiation.
SlytherinPrince has logged off.
GryffindorCptn: I almost wish people were still ignoring me.
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WeasleyIsMyKing: This is going to be an interesting year.
PurebloodPrincess: I'll say!
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A/N: This is OOC, but I wanted Ginny to have the best of both worlds ;) Lucky girl, eh?! Does everyone like the sound of that Slytherin initiation? ;) - Riddle x