a crack fic i tell you. but a funny idea in my head.

warnings- shounen ai, language, AU, shouta but nothing happens.
inspiration- "sex on the beach" by either the venga boys or t-spoon. dunno or care which.
reasons- it was stuck in my head.
rating- T
pairing- shinpachi/tetsu
summary- Pie or sex? Shinpachi is mortified, Tetsu is busy eating.
disclaimer- i own nothing!!

well, read on if you get the urge to.

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"You cannot make me give up pie for sex!"

Shinpachi winced and scowled down at the smaller redhead who sat on a beach blanket, a plate of pie in one hand, a fork in the other. The answer was not only shouted, but it was also not what he had wanted either. Crossing his arms, Shinpachi huffed in annoyance.

"Come on, its JUST pie!"

Tetsu glared back. "Its Ayu-nee's pie!"

"You have a good point... hey waita sec! Your choosing PIE over ME?!" the older redhead nearly shouted, outraged and mortified.

Digging his fork into the pie, Tetsu cut off a piece and popped the fork full of apple pie into his mouth, taking his time to chew and savor the taste of what was most likely to be taken away sooner or later. After a moment, he took the fork out, now clean of any of the caramel and apple goo, and looked at his older boyfriend in the eye.

"Yes."

It almost seemed that the soul had fled from Shinpachi, but after a short moment of angst, he glared at the pie. "Okay, which do you love more, me, or the pie?" he demanded, saying pie like it was a curse word.

Tetsu looked from Shinpachi to the pie, to the angry redhead to his juicy and yummy looking apple pie. To the slightly in denile, steaming, angsting Shinpachi, to the yummy, ripe apples and bronze caramel and filling and baked crust. To his boy friend, to his utter obsession at this moment.

"The pie." he answered after looking between the two.

"WHAT?!" Shinpachi shouted, mortified and wounded.

"You said to choose, and I choose the pie." Tetsu argued, sensing the slowly building anger in the older male.

"I cant BELIEVE you! You chose PIE over ME!"

"Well, pie is good."

"Aren't I?!"

"...not as good as pie." Tetsu answered, grinning as he shoveled another few fork fulls of pie into his mouth.

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twas fun as hell to write XDDD i felt bad for shinpachi in this. based off of a skit i did on msn messenger.