Title: Don't Stand So Close To Me

Rating: M, cuz I'm just that hot

Author: darkalbino

well, while I was away I finally finished this fic which has been in my head for a VERY long time. It's loosely based on the song "Don't Stand So Close To Me" by The Police (an 80's band don't feel bad if you don't know it) and it's about a teacher and a student having a naughty relationship. Now, if you ask me, that just screams Sasu/Naru, I don't think this is one of my best fics but it sure was a hella fun to write. It'll be short, four chapters, but you all should enjoy cuz I am the SMUT QUEEN!! and there shall be smut...in school, so enjoy!

each chapter will be based on one of the verses from the song, that's the bundle of words in the beginning.

Summary: What's a young teacher to do when your even younger hot blonde student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher Sasu, student Naru, yes, there shall be lemon.

Warnings: Uh, yeah, it's M, if you don't read those get out of here.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto...hmmm...hey guys, is there a rating higher that NC-17? Triple X doesn't really seem to cover it either...

XXXDon't Stand So Close To MeXXX

Chapter 1: Young Teacher, The Subject

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Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girls an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

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'Damnit, he's doing it again' Sasuke thought to himself as he pointed to a very complicated looking equation on the board. His teeth clenched, "Little idiot." he muttered under his breath.

"What was that Sensei?" a spiky, extremely lazy but sharp boy named Shikamaru asked.

Sasuke shook his head rapidly to disperse his foul thoughts, "N-nothing". His hand worked quickly to write another equation on the board, a jumble of numbers and letters, and turned back to the class, "You have 15 minutes to solve this problem, it's worth a grade, get started."

Normally, such a command said in such a biting manner would make the class groan with annoyance, perhaps even evoke a curse word or two, but when you were in Uchiha-Sensei's class, you had nothing to cry about. After all, why would you be upset when you're in the presence of the school's heart-throb teacher? Only a handful of boys dared to complain.

Sasuke sat down at his desk and pulled out a red pen to start grading a huge pile of papers, but it wasn't long before his eyes wandered back to what had caught his attention earlier.

Naruto Uzumaki. An attractive blonde boy, well built, around 17, 18 years old, sat in the front of the class. He wasn't a very good student, average, and a bit of a troublemaker at that.

Sasuke also noticed that Naruto had a certain fascination with his raven teacher, based on the way the boy spoke and acted with him, not to mention that he knew just the right buttons to push to get Uchiha-Sensei riled up. He also had a sneaking suspicion that Naruto knew, or somehow found out, that Sasuke..."preferred the company of men" so to speak. In other words, was gay. He stared subtly as the blonde continued his actions that held the teacher's gaze with an almost magnetic force.

Naruto had a number 2 pencil between his thumb and forefinger, pointed end looking downward. He had plucked the eraser out of it's socket and was now dipping his tongue in and out of the empty hole, stealing glances every few seconds from his teacher to make sure he was watching this little perverse act. And of course, he was watching, just like he knew he would.

Sasuke tore his eyes away from the sight and back to his papers, and as that bitch we all know as fate would have it, Naruto's was on top. He sighed softly and buried his face in his hands, "Damnit" he groaned, but it was drowned out by the chattering of students, which he took advantage of by then muttering, "Damn kid..." not that he was one to talk, he was only 24 years old himself, but still, skipping tenth grade, being top of his class in high school, and graduating a year early from college, he should be immune to these childish gamed of "see how far you can push the teacher before you screw him over."

He closed his eyes and moved his fingers to his temples, massaging them in a circular motion, "Fucking blonde..."

"You like fucking blondes Sensei?"

Sasuke's head snapped to his side, locking gazes with large, blue eyes. He blinked with surprise and a gave a confused expression to Naruto's now empty seat with nothing but the abandoned pencil on the desk. He glanced up at his student, who was smirking playfully at him, "What?"

"I asked if you liked fucking blondes." he pulled one of his yellow bangs down in front of his azure eyes and gave his Sensei a sultry look.

Sasuke felt a bit of heat seep into his cheeks, "Watch your language!" he snapped.

"Like you're one to talk."

The man frowned at his student's cocky, smiling face, "What do you need Naru--" his mouth clamped shut when the blonde's chest suddenly pressed against his shoulder, and something fell in front of his face, making his eyes widen and blush go deep enough to make even a tomato question it's own color.

"Oh, you're checking the quizzes Sensei?" he brightened up and pointed at the stack, "Look! Mine's on top! What'd I get?"

Was Naruto talking? Because if he was, then obviously Sasuke's vision was impairing his hearing abilities.

Every student in school had to wear an I.D badge, hanging from a lanyard and tucked into a see-through pouch. Pictured on the front, it was as it should be, a photo of the student and their name...but the back of a student's I.D was unpredictable, only God knows what crazy shit teenagers stick back there for the world to see.

Well, it just so happens that on Naruto's flip side of his I.D, which was unabashedly baring itself to Sasuke's eyes, was a small, rectangular picture of the blonde sitting naked on a bed with nothing but an orange towel placed loosely over his lap. One leg up, one arm behind him supporting his weight, other leg draped over the edge of the mattress, and other arm disappearing through the edge, holding the camera that snapped the suggestive pose, and a taunting grin stretched the boy's full lips.

There were probably many ways to describe this picture, but the only ones that kept coming to mind were fuck, shit, fuck, hot, fuck, sin, fuck, lust, fuck...and...um...did he...did he mention fuck?

He snapped out of his thoughts when something hot and ragged blew across his cheek, followed by a jumble of breathy words, "Well...what do you think?"

Sasuke coughed and quickly moved his shoulder, shrugging the blonde off and getting the sinful picture out of his range of sight, "You shouldn't have things like that exposed to everyone."

Naruto blinked, then smiled and looked down at his I.D, "Uchiha-Sensei, were you looking at my picture? Because I was asking you about my quiz."

Sasuke's jaw dropped, 'You little sack of shit! You did that on purpose!', "Naruto go sit down please."

"But Sensei, I want to know how I did." he grinned, "Am I going to have to stay after class and retake it? Maybe do some extra credit for you?"

Sasuke frowned, the double meanings in his student's words sending shivers of delight racing up his spine...no! Wait! Not delight! No no! Anger! Shivers of anger damnit, anger, "NO, now go sit."

Naruto laughed softly and placed his hands on the desk, one over Sasuke's, "But how did I do? What's my...reward?"

Sasuke had reached the point of panicking, the obvious intentions of the boy pushing him there, "An 'A', now go sit down!"

Naruto smirked and stood up straight, "Okay, thanks Sensei." then he promptly walked back to his desk like nothing had happened, like he hadn't just stirred up a shitstorm of emotions by playing with seductive words and undertones.

Sasuke gawked at him and looked down at the paper, reading over it and noting that, in reality, Naruto had gotten a 'C', not an 'A'...he suspected he hadn't given the grade to Naruto's quiz at all. He threw the pen down with frustration and shot up from his desk, "Everybody pass in your assignment, homework is chapter 12, all problems, show your work." he went around the desk and picked up each stack of papers that the students had passed up the rows.

A few girls purposely brushed their hands across his and giggled softly when he walked by, but it was at Naruto's desk that he stopped. He took the stack of papers and tapped a finger on the desk, looking straight into his student's blue orbs, "You..."

Naruto smiled and pointed a finger at himself innocently.

Sasuke nodded, "See me after class, I have something to discuss with you."

The blonde chuckled and puckered his lips, blowing him a 'pop kiss' before nodding as well.

A few childish 'Ooooh's' echoed through the classroom, Sasuke snorted and walked back to his desk.

When the first bell rang, every student filed out of the classroom, except one. When the door closed, only two people were left, one very amused, relaxed, playful blonde, and one very serious, stern, unamused raven.

Naruto made a pensive sound and stood up from his seat, striding up to his teacher with slow, even steps and winding up in front of the man's desk with arms folded, "Something you wanted to talk about, Sensei?"

Sasuke stared at the other for a moment before lacing his fingers in front of him and swallowing the lump that had, at some point after the other students had left, formed in his throat, "This behavior has to stop Naruto."

"I don't know what you mean."

"I think you know exactly what I mean Naruto, these little games end right here, right now. Do I make myself clear?"

Naruto closed one of his eyes and stuck a finger in his ear, giving his teacher an indifferent look, "You know you don't mean that."

"Don't test my patience Naruto."

The blonde grinned and pulled his finger out, he placed a hand on the desk, then a knee, and hoisted himself up. The boy proceeded to crawl slowly across the desk, and, to Sasuke's surprise, his Sensei's lap, straddling him.

Since the man was obviously too stunned to speak or utter anything about the situation, Naruto did instead, "Tell me you don't want me as much as I want you, and I'll leave you alone."

Sasuke bit his lip, he wasn't much for lying, and his pants were becoming rather uncomfortable, "Whether you're gay or not is not my concern Naruto, get off."

Naruto smirked and rolled his hips softly, teasingly, testing the waters, "'Gay' is such a strong word Sensei, I prefer...'straight challenged.'"

"Naruto--"

"Tell me, look me in the eye and say it to me, 'leave me alone.'"

Sasuke felt his breathing increase, the whole world felt like it had shrunk down to just the two of them and the touch of their bodies, he opened his mouth and closed it again, open and closed, not saying a word.

Without warning, he lurched forward and crashed his lips against Naruto's, pushing him back against the desk and locking him there.

Naruto leaned back, pressing against the wood and arching up into the other's body, kissing him back with bruising force and lowering his hands to grab two handfuls of his ass.

Sasuke growled in a beastly manner deep in his throat before shoving his tongue in the younger's mouth and cupping his crotch with one hand, his other occupied with burying itself under the blonde's shirt and roaming over a delightful patch of tan skin. He kneaded the growing erection and lapped his tongue over Naruto's, every cell in his body ignited with fire and screaming for him to take the boy right here, right now, fuck him against the desk.

Naruto shuddered and broke the kiss slightly, saliva keeping them connected as he threw back his head and uttered a quiet "Sensei" that drove Sasuke's hormones and desire through the roof.

The raven ground down on his student, almost in a punishing manner, "Sasuke."

Naruto tossed his head from side to side, body humming with pleasure while he grinded upward against the man, only capable or releasing a "Hah..." as his response.

"My name." Sasuke bit out, not entirely sure if he was just informing the boy or commanding him to scream it.

Naruto gasped and panted against the man's ear with hot, heavy breathes, "Fuck Sasuke, don't stop."

Sasuke moaned and began attacking the blonde's neck, biting and licking and sucking, with no intention of stopping...that is until:

RRRRIIIIINNNG!!!

The bell yanked Sasuke back to reality, "Shit!" he yelled in frustration.

Naruto whined and pressed against him, "Forget about it!"

His Sensei pounded a fist on he desk, "I have a conference..."

"Goddamnit!" Naruto closed his eyes and banged his head on the desk, then opened them to look at the man, "...Later?"

Sasuke nodded, "Later." he backed off of the boy, allowing him to stand up, and sat back in his chair, proceeding to bring out horrible mental images that would drive away his problem.

Naruto smiled, his baggy pants giving him the ability to take care of his problem in the bathroom. He gave the raven a quick peck on the lips before exiting the room.

Not more than a few seconds later, Sasuke went still and replayed what had just happened in his head, the seriousness of the situation catching up with him...his eyes went wide, "Oh...fuck."

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And that's it! For now! it's short, I know, and not that good, I know, but it gets better...I think. anyway, review please!!