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Hello and welcome! Sakae Kashiwagi and I apologize for our long hiatus. It was so long, in fact, the Avatar series is now finished. We all celebrated and mourned together. But moving on:

Today's Special is devoted to reviewing the play The Boy in the Iceberg, even though it came out ages ago. Since I, Sokka, am perhaps one of the most well esteemed critics in all of the four nations, it is my duty to give my opinion on this production.

It is absolutely hilarious. Not just me, but the entire play, which is biographical in telling the Aang Gang's journey through to the Fire Nation. It even goes on to predict the failure of the Aang Gang as they are defeated by the Fire Lord, which we KNOW is not going to ever happen!

While the actor who portrayed me could have been cast better, his performance improved after I gave him some good jokes to tell. Although, I do have to say the play was a little inaccurate. I don't really tell that many 'I'm hungry, I want meat' jokes.

The special effects team, however, really worked hard and it paid off. I looked really good. Therefore, I give it four and a half, out of five, stars!

And that concludes today's episode of It's Just the Cactus Juice Talking!

Boomerang Squad out-