HEHE! DarkFire here to ring in a new story.

Here we go. This formula has been done, rehashed and reused over and over again. High School. But yet, It always focuses one just 2 characters. This story will focus on more then 2. It will attempt to involve a large number of the Naruto cast while circling the life of one person in particular.

Here's the Kicker. If you read my Dakku Saga story, then rest assure you'll know this story's MC. Dakku and his brother come back in this odd retelling of a new kid to school. It's Mean Girls, with Degrassi, Yaoi, Yuuri, whatever the case may be. Everyone has a secret. And Dakku just wants to fit in. Yea... like High School is that easy right?

Anyways without further ado... Here is Naruto: Wolf High Chronicles.

I do not own the Naruto Series. Trust me. You'd know if I did.

Naruto: Wolf High Chronicles!

Episode 1: The New Kid.

There are three things in life that are always absolute. You die, you pay taxes and you meet people. Unless you're a recluse like me. Then you meet practically no one. It's not that I don't like people, because I love the people on TV, it's just that reality sucks major ass!! I'm being honest. Sit there and stare blankly around for 20 seconds. Do it. I'll wait. See nothing happened! And if something did happen... then... fuck you!

Sorry for the spaz, the name's Dakku. I've never been to a high school before. In fact the last time I was in school was back in the 5th grade. I was home schooled when I moved into my mom's house after my dad abandoned me. It's okay! I'm not scarred for life by it. Anyways back to the subject at hand. I'm 15 now and my mom is hell bent on getting to go to school. Seriously, is it really all it's cracked up to it?

Point of View Change - First Days Suck

He shifted around in his bed and looked at the clock. "Please God, pity me and make it go back... 1738 hours." It had been almost 2 and a half months since his mother had announced he would got to High School for the first time in his life. Fire Wolf High was Yondaime City's smallest and only High School. He glanced back at his clock and he saw it go back a minute. "YES! PITY!" Then the clock jumped ahead 2 minutes and the alarm went off at 7 am.

He rolled out of bed lifelessly and hit the floor hard. Probably if he could break something. Probably. The door to his room opened and a black hair woman came in. He hair flowed nicely and her eyes shone red. "Time to get up, Dakku." He looked at her half wanting to strangle her and the other wanting to sleep. He stood up slowly and looked about his room. It was messy and destroyed. Kinda like his life at the moment.

After he showered and got dressed he went down the stairs and into the Kitchen. He looked at his mother sitting there with some man at the table. "Hey, Asuma." The man turned around and smiled at him. He had a cigarette in his mouth and Dakku turned away disgusted and opened the fridge. "I hear you're starting school today. How's it feel?" Dakku pulled out some orange juice and produced a fake smile. "I'm about as happy as (warning bad pun) Paris Hilton before her album bombed."

Asuma laughed and his mother grumbled about him being rude. Asuma stood up and kissed her on the cheek. "I got to go, Kurenai. I'll see ya later. Hey Dak, need a ride!?" Asuma said looking at him. Dakku poured a cup of juice and shook his head and Asuma shrugged and walked out. Dakku drank his cup and closed his eyes and when he opened them Kurenai was standing in front of him. He spat back some juice into the cup in fear.

"You will enjoy this day. You will smile. AND YOU SURE AS HELL BETTER MAKE A FRIEND!" she said furiously. Dakku's eyes were about the size of baseballs in fear. He nodded slowly as she walked out and blinked a few times terrified. "She's... mad." He looked back at his cup which had spit bubbles and he put it down in disgust. He walked out and before he made it to the living room he heard a yell. "And put the damn cup in the sink!"

After returning and doing as he was told he walked into the living room and looked at the time on the cable box. "7:34" He picked up a small note pad and pen from the coffee table. "There supplies. No need for all the extra." He walked to the front door and opened it. At that moment he saw a blond taller boy who had the same face as him. He yawned and Dakku shook his head. "Any reason to be late, Nasake?"

Nasake looked at him and grumbled. He walked out the door and went over to the garage. Dakku followed along like a lost puppy. The garage door opened and there was A Toyota Celica in blue. "You're car is gay." Dakku said smugly. Nasake looked at him and smiled. "And you would know what's gay and not right?" Dakku cursed him and got in the passenger seat. Nasake laughed and opened the car door and started the car. Within moments they pulled out of the driveway on onwards.

Back to Dakku -

The car ride sucked. The whole time he looked at me and made fun of what I was wearing. So I have a thing for longsleeved shirts in black! It doesn't make me emo! I mean, i'm wearing blue jeans! And my hair is a bit messy short and brown. See not emo! Not emo! Hmph. Anyways. We made it to this small 3 floor building and their were kids hanging out in the front. This is what hell must look like. Okay... that comment was a bit emo...

First Impressions? -

He stepped out of the car and his head hit the top of the door outline. "Fuck!" He yelled out as Nasake laughed at him. "Dude, relax, it's not as bad as you think. Just avoid the following people." Nasake passed him along a list. Dakku looked it over and fell over dramatically. "Why did you write everyone?" Nasake walked away and laughed. "Because you're weird." Dakku looked at him fuming. "One day you prick... one day."

He walked forward towards the building from the parking lot and watched the other kids talking amongst themselves. He looked at his watch beneath his long sleeve and sighed. "8:10. shouldn't a bell ring by-" The bell rang and he looked on dumbstruck. He had a knack for calling his own misfortunes. All the kids on in the from the front ran inside and he followed along attentively. "There's always one overly excited and nice idiot that helps the new guy out. Where in the hell am I suppose to find that person!?"

He slumped down as bit as he walked and the something ran past him. It was a bright orange flash that made his eyes water. "Okay. Odd." He walked up the small steps and a black haired boy walked by him and looked at him. His cold stare gave Dakku a shiver and he noted to himself. "Avoid Black Haired dude with the weird eyes." He walked in the door and stared down the long hall and saw rows of lockers and people standing by them.

As he looked on in silence a rather odd young man popped up in front of him. "Hello! Are you new!? You look new! I'm Lee! Rock Lee! Fire High's Green-" Dakku walked past him disturbed. "Why is he wearing a green spandex suit?" He ran down the hall fast to get away from Lee. He turned and opened a room and took time to regain his breath. He looked up and saw a desk with a secretary at it. "Can I help you? Oh wait, you're the new kid! Sit right over there and the Principle will be with you."

He looked at the decrepit old chair and shuddered. He decided he would stand as the secretary went into another room. He looked at the door and it said Principles office. "Good Work idiot. You manged to run right into the principle's office." He looked at the secretary walked out and a tall blond with a with a tight shirt came out. Dakku's jaw hit the floor when he saw her. "Why are her breast... so... large!?"

She caught him looking and smiled. "Fairu Dakku? You look like your brother Nasake. Please. Come in." She opened the door to her office and he followed behind her and sat in the wooden chair in front of a large oak desk. She sat down in what seem to be a more comfortable cushioned rotating chair. "I am Principle Tsunade. I run things here at Fire Wolf High." He nodded along to what she said never taking his eyes off her unbelievably huge front.

She coverer her breasts with her arms and his look was broken he looked at her and she continued. "We run on 3 class schedule. each class lasts about 90 minutes with a lunch break in between periods 2 and 3. Since you're new and don't know much, here's a map of the building." He looked at the map and the building was t-shaped on the first floor. The right point was the gym and the left the cafeteria. The second and 3rd floors had just the singular line going down the middle.

"Why is there no auditorium?" Dakku said looking back. She pointed at a large building behind her outside the window. "There." Dakku looked and nodded. "Well now, lets get you some classes." She pulled out 4 sheets of papers. They had pictures of teachers and class descriptions. He picked them up and looked them over. "Basic Communications? Creative Writing Applications? Advanced Mathematics? Odd classes."

She nodded and watched as he kept looking. "Defense Against the Dark Arts? Is this for real!?" Tsunade's eyes opened up and she grabbed the page from his hand. "That boy! I swear I'll kill him for this one!" Dakku's eyes opened up and he laughed nervously. "Yea... Okay... I have my classes... now." Tsunade crumpled up the paper and threw it away. "Good. Lets see. Creative Writing Applications with Professor Hatake. Chemistry with Professor Shizune. And Physical Education/Health with Professors Anko and Gai."

She handed him a small paper with directions to each room and smiled. "Remember, this is High School. Work Hard and make everyone proud. And avoid Uzumaki Naruto!" He nodded and left the room. He thougt about what she said and looked at his watch. "9:00" The day was not over. As he walked out of the office she heard over the P.A. speakers "Uzumaki Naruto. Report to the Principals office. IMMEDIATELY YOU BRAT!" Dakku laughed half afraid and half humored as he walked off towards his first class.

Dakku POV of First Class -

Seriously... it sucks. I shoulda picked a better class. The professor is this odd guy who wears a mask on his face and has a headband over his left eye and his hair was oddly gray. Everyone was writing an assignment he had given them. All the while he was pre-occupied with some book named Make-Out Violence. WHO THE HELL GETS VIOLENT WHILE MAKING OUT!? AND WHY IS IT SO INTRIGUING TO HIM!?

I did notice two things. One, this blond kept looking at me which creeped me out. She reminded me of one of those ditzy girls like someone from Degrassi. I wish I remembered but it was creepy. Two, most every one glanced back at me in my seat all the way in the back.Not only that, this creepy brunnete kid kept eyeing me like he wanted to fight. Thank god the bell rang before I woulda said something that would have ended with me getting my ass kicked.

First Encounters!

After leaving the first class, a blond in purple clothing walked up to him. "Hi! You must be the new kid Dakku. I'm Ino." She held out her hand and Dakku stood up. "I don't care." He said as he walked on to the second floor. She stood there stunned by his rudeness. "I was just trying to be nice." Dakku climbed the stairs and kept his head down. "Days like this suck sooo much ass." Then without warning he bumped into something and lost his footing.

A hand reached out and grabbed him before he could fall. The hand it seems was attached to a young blond guy with an orange jumpsuit. Dakku looked at him as he regained his footing. "You okay? You should really watch-" Dakku walked past him and kept silent. The blond grabbed his arm and growled at him. "I helped you out, the least you could do is say thank you." Dakku looked at him and yanked his arm free. "Thanks." Dakku walked away and heard a voice ring out.

"Naruto. Leave my brother alone." Nasake came walking down the stairs and Naruto looked up and shrugged. Dakku kept walking and went to his second class. He entered the room and the woman dressed in black introduced him to the class. Much to his dismay the brown haired boy who look liked he wanted Dakku dead was in this class as well. "Please take a seat next to Mr. Inuzuka. Kiba please raise your hand so that Dakku may find his seat."

He crossed his fingers hoping it was in the back and away from the front. The brown haired boy raised his hand and Dakku passed out. Well he would have if he could to avoid sitting next to him. He made his way slowly over to Kiba's table. There were 3 chairs. One occupied by the brown haired menace according to him and then a shy purple haired girl. He took his seat which by comparison was the middle most seat of the whole room.

The lecture was about basic compounds that went into making a smoke bomb suitable for quick escapes. Dakku half wanted to die as the lecture went on. That and he felt some kind of murderous intent. Half of the room kept their eyes fixated on him. He sank lower in his seat and prayed for the class to end soon. After 3 failed attempts to feign sleep and interest, the class bell rang and he walked out faster then everyone.

He panted and Tsunade walked up to him. "Oh Dakku, here. Your official locker. 1313." Dakku looked at her suspiciously. "1313? Why not 666 for godsakes!?" Tsunade placed a hand on her hip and rolled her eyes. "666 is taken already." Dakku looked on lost as what she said flew over his head. He really wasn't expecting that answer. "Your locker is right in the middle of this row. Conveniently located right to your Chem class. Bring your own lock. And enjoy your lunch."

Dakku's POV- Lunch

Seriously, I have never seen soooooooo many people crammed into one big cafeteria. The option to sit outside and eat was for those who had friends. Since I have none i'll stay my ass indoors. The lunch line was long and in front of me was this guy who had this large gourd like thing on his back. I mean, what's he carrying that shit for!? More importantly, how the fuck can he carry it!?

As I made my way to the front of the line I saw this old man serving food. His name tag said Teuchi. The young girl next to him had a tag that said Ayame.They smiled at me and I faked one back. Appearances right? They put this slop down on my plate and gave me a bowl of ramen. I looked at it and almost threw up. I looked around for a suitable place to sit and couldn't find any.

My brother walked up to me and led me to his table. There was this blond there with a really huge fan. I mean did she get that hot to need one that big to cool her self off? Next to her was this guy dressed in black and had make-up on his face. Of all the colors he coulda picked, he choose purple. PURPLE! HINT FUCKING HINT! That and he had like this weird wrapped up thing with hair popping out of it.

Lunch Room Gossip/Gym Break!

Dakku sat down next to his brother Nasake and looked at the two across from him. "Temari, Kankurou. This is my little brother. He just started here. It's his first day. Temari smiled and looked at him. "He so cute and emo looking. Why so glum hunny?" Temari said smiling. Obviously, Dakku must have missed the part where the insult didn't sting. "I'm not glum... or emo for that matter."

Nasake laughed and petted his brother. "Calm down their skippy. Temari back to the subject at hand. So... you like Shika don't you?" Temari blushed and looked away. Nasake and Kankurou laughed and Dakku looked on confused. "Whose Shika?" Dakku asked politely. Nasake nodded and pointed at a kid with a pony-tail. He had one a green vest and his face show little ofr no emotion. "What's wrong with him? I mean sure he has a pony-tail but he looks cool to me."

Temari blushed an Kankurou eyed Dakku up and down. "Dude. Are you serious?" Dakku looked at him and felt an insult coming on but he fought it off and nodded. "If she likes him then who are we to judge. Right?" Dakku looked at Nasake who agreed. Temari smiled at him and they exchanged email addresses. The rest of the period went by as such. They conversed about trying to get Temari with Shikamru and laughing.

The bell rang and the all stood up and said their goodbyes. Dakku looked at his schedule and grimaced at the words. "Physical Education and Health" He walked over to the other to the exit and down the hall to the gym. He looked at the imposing double doors that led to the gym. He walked out onto the large gymnasium and looked around. "Whoa! The wall is like 50 feet high. And floors look well taken care off."

A white haired man walked up to him and looked at him. "Who are you?" Dakku looked at him as he smiled. "Fairu Dakku. It's my first day here." Dakku felt disturbed by the man's smile. "I am Jiraiya. Substitute teacher and the Sex Ed Teacher. Go get dressed in the-" Dakku cut him off and walked to the bleachers. "I'd much rather stay like this for today." Jiraiya looked at him and nodded. "He's got spunk."

After 20 minutes a group of boys and girls began filing out of the locker rooms. Dakku looked at them indifferently until the same pair of murderous eyes met his and he looked down. "Damnit! Of all the fucking luck... Kibbles...wait... umm.. Kiba! That's it... Kiba is in this class too." Jiraiya looked at then and then yelled for Dakku to get in line. Dakku walked over slowly with his hand in his pocket and keeping his head down.

There stood all of the kids in his class in shorts and tank tops. Except the girls who had a small draping shirt that went a bit past their waist. Dakku was the only one in full on clothing. Jiraiya shook his head pulled out a ball. "Dodgeball. Run. Now." They all looked at him till he beaned the ball right at the blond boy standing next to Dakku. "HOLY SHIT!" He yelled out as they all dispersed from the the ball throwing maniac.

Jiraiya picked up the ball and launched it at Dakku. Dakku looked at it and bent over backwards to dodge it. Jiraiya looked stunned at him. "Nice Dodge." Dakku pulled back up and made a break for it. "I HATE SCHOOL!" The black haired boy he saw earlier picked up the ball and threw it at some fat kid with red swirls on his face. The fat kid got hit and Dakku looked on. "That's 2. Considering that there's only 15 of us... 13 are still in the game."

The ball rolled up to Dakku's feet and he picked it up an saw as the other kids looked on. The fat kid and the blond one were sitting on the bleachers. They looked on intently. Dakku looked at the ball and smiled. "I feel... odd... and... powerful." He pretended to throw the ball and everyone moved slightly. "Oh yea. I love it." He looked around for prospective targets. He saw the red haired boy with the gourd.

"Him." He arched his hand back and let the ball fly faster then what Jiraiya had thrown it at him. The red haired kid stood still as the ball approached him and a wall of sand deflected the ball. "WHAT!? THATS SO NOT FAIR!" Dakku looked on in amazement. The red haired boy picked it up and one of the kids snickered "Kill 'em, Gaara!" Dakku stepped back and gulped hard. Gaara threw the ball back harder at Dakku who flipped over the ball to dodge it.

All the kids looked on in shock. "Gaara's never missed before." Shikamaru said in horror. Dakku's eyes lit up with the same fear. Gaara was already behind Dakku holding the ball. "How the fuck!?" Gaara looked at him and dropped the ball on his shoulder. Dakku got hit softly and shook in fear. "You're out." Gaara said softly as Dakku's eyes broke and he walked off to the bleachers.

He sat down next to the fat kid and the blond boy. He remember the blond now from before. "Hi! I'm Uzumaki-" Naruto got cut off. "Naruto. I know." The blond looked at him and the fat kid smiled. "I'm Akimichi Choji." Dakku nodded and sat back on the bleachers. "What's yours?" Choji asked. "Fairu Dakku." Naruto and Choji nodded and smiled. "You were awesome out on the field. You're really good. But Gaara is like way too good. He usually wins every dodgeball game." Naruto quipped.

Dakku shot up and walked to the the exit as Choji and Naruto looked on. Dakku took one look at the rest of them running around and avioding the ball. He sighed and walked out the double doors and leaned against them. He slid down and hit the floor. As he sat there and closed his eyes a hand appeared in his face. He looked up and saw a pair of eyes looking at him. He wondered at that moment, was it really all that bad to be amongst people?

DF: That was fun.
Dakku: Why won't you let me die in peace?
Nagori: Especially if you're replacing me with him?

DF: Because I love torturing you in every way possible.
Kiba: He called me Kibbles.
DF: And that is awesomely funny.