Disclaimer: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya does not belong to me. I'm afraid that if it did, the material would disintegrate into dust XD

Author's Note: Will you look at that! New fandom! It's shiny no? I'm in the process of reading the novels (just finished the anime). I hope I did Haruhi and Kyon justice :/.

Enjoy ;)

Distracting

Chapter One: Gotta Go

When Haruhi Suzumiya deemed her teacher's lecture boring to the point that she would want to jump out of the window, she would unknowingly divert her attention to the boy who sat in front of her during class hours. To be more specific, the brunette would stare idly at Kyon's back to pass the time.

She found herself to be morbidly fascinated by the way Kyon shifted in his seat. Haruhi had analyzed every slump he took, every cock of his head, every restless fidget of the boy's torso and arms. She even considered writing a book titled "Kyon's Anatomy". The thought was absurd and utterly ridiculous but it nonetheless made her snicker under her breath.

However, her amusement soon faded and the boy's twitching was making Haruhi very annoyed. The girl made a mental note to tell him in the subtlest way possible that his moving around was distracting.

But the SOS Brigade's chief was anything but subtle.

"OW!" Haruhi reached over and tugged both of Kyon's earlobes. Hard. "What was that for?!" He said while rubbing his ears.

Haruhi grinned. "Punishment." Kyon groaned and raised his arms in mock surrender.

"Yare yare. Punishment for what, 'my dear chief'?"

"For moving around in your seat like you have to pee," Her smile grew more mischievous. "If you gotta go, Kyon, then you gotta go."

The entire class couldn't help but laugh at the girl's retort.