Chapter 1

"Da da dum dum da da dum dum da da dum da da da dum!" Hummed Daniella Anderson, as she sung along to the credits of Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End.

"Wait!" Daniella, or just Dani, turned to look at her best friend, Sophie.

"What?" Dani asked

"We have to wait for Johhny Depp's name." Sophie said, rolling her eyes. Dani sighed and sat back out, trying to lick the spare amounts of popcorn left in her big bucket with Johnny Depp's gorgeous face on it. She kissed it.

"Ew, Dani!" Sophie laughed. "You look So. Stupid."

Before I go on, let me tell you a little bit about the girls. Dani had really dark brown hair and two colored eyes. One was green and one was blue, like an alley cats. Today, she was wearing a red Ado(red) Product (Red) shirt and jean shorts. Her short brown hair was tied in her usual ponytail. She was the more beautiful from afar. Probably the more beautiful of the two. She was a year younger then Sophie but was still as in love with Johnny Depp.

Sophie had blue-grey eyes and very short, very blonde hair. Her features were elf-like and delicate, but she as the flirtier of the two. Her hair was worn down, with a piratey headband that was blue and made of Singaporean silk. Her outfit was entirely tighter, showing off her notably shorter and curvier figure: a short black dress and a blue tank top underneath.

"There it is!" Sophie began to applaud Johnny Depp's stellar performance. Dani joined her. Sophie whooped and yelled and altogether made a fool of herself.

"What are you two doing on me ship?" was the next thing they heard. Dani and Sophie looked up to see the (in the immortal words of Sophie) ridiculously attractive face of (Captain) Jack Sparrow.

More immortal words of Sophie: "Fuck."