Ways on how to make your favorite Deathnote characters very angry….

Replace all his sugar with Splenda

Every time he accuses some of being Kira, shout "WRONG!" very loudly into his ear.

Gel his hair flat when he's not looking.

Give him sleeping drugs.

When handcuffed to Raito, bang their heads together at random moments.

Follow him down the street and talk to him and address him as "L" very loudly.

Whisper in his ear, "Kira secretly loves you." All the time.

Burn all his cake.

When he swipes Misa's phone, yell and point, "It was him!"

Scream, "Shinigami!" and point to random place and when he looks, run away.

Buy him socks for his birthday. (Which is October 31st if you didn't know)

Talk about perverted stuff to him when he's handcuffed to Raito.

Push him off his chair from behind.

Suggest he use cover up from those bags under his eyes.

When playing Raito at tennis, judge and say "OUT" whenever he scores.

Put your cell phone on 'Loud' and have the "Barbie Girl" song as your tone.

Dance to ring tone whenever it rings.

Poke him. All the time.

Inform his mob of fan girls to his every location.

Let fan girls in past security is he hides in his hotel room.

Throw cherries at the back of his head and point to random investigation team member as blame.

Squirt his shirt with mustard.

When he calls Raito his first friend, looked angry and glomp him and ask, "But I thought I was your friend?!"

Glomp him and don't let go.

Tell Raito his real name.

Saw off his handcuffs in the middle of the night.

Point at everyone you see and tell him that they are Kira.

Accuse him of molesting Near.

Skip around him, and dance.

Oh, and don't forget to sing and chant.

Put chill sauce in his tea.

Steal his laptop and don't give it back.

Act like Misa and ask him repeatedly to marry you.

If he says no, keep asking.

If he says yes, say "No, I don't love you anymore!" and stomp off.

In the end, you will be accused of being Kira, or round-housed kicked. You've been warned, insomniacs will snap….