Disclaimer: I am not the Brothers Chaps and I am not Oda-Sensei, but I still approve this fanfic anyway.

The Show

Homestar stood on a slightly elevated platform in the middle of television set, (holding?) a microphone. He took a breath, and began.

"Hello everyone. And welcome to The Show. Today we have two very special guests. A straw-hat wearing pirate named Homsar, and a straw-hat wearing little blue midget named Luffy. Let's begin the interview."

"Question number one. Homsar, you wrote a book recently didn't you? Tell us about that."

"We-e-e-el" began Homsar "It all sta-a-rted when I was a tiiiiny jitterbuuug…"

"Alright, that's great" Homestar said quickly. "My next question is for Mr. Laffy. You raided a government fortress recently. What are your feelings, looking back?"

Luffy looked behind him. "Well, I guess it'd be nice if you changed the color of your carpeted wallpaper thing. It seems kind of unexciting."

"And that why it goes so perfectly with the show!" said Homestar. "OVERRULED!" He banged a gavel that had appeared out of nowhere in midair. "Alright, next question. For 32,000 moneys, what would consider your main goal in life?

"I-I-I'm gonna be kiiiiiiiing of the piiiiiiraaaaaates."

"Hey! That's going to be me!" Luffy yelled angrily."

"I'm not gonna lie to ya, that's a con-stant-in-ooooopllllle."

"I don't know what that means, but whatever it means, it means war!" He tackled Homsar off screen. Homestar's mouth dropped. "We're gonna take a quick break." He said in a quick, hushed tone.

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Static screen

"And were back folks! All of our tech-nickel difficulties have been absolved."

Homsar was covered in x-shaped bandages, while Luffy was sitting quietly, knowing that if he made a move to harm Homsar, Strong Mad would be given his straw hat. Not good.

"We'll now move on to our 'you're a bad boyfriends' segment of the show. And surprise surprise, it's not me this time! Please put your hands, legs, and other app-en-dages together for…Roronoa Zoro and Nico Robin!

The two aforementioned straw hats walked on stage.

"Tell me Robin" Homestar began "What is it exactly that your boyfriend Zoro does that bothers you?"

"Um…nothing really. He's sweet, in an odd, gruff sort of way."

The crowd booed and threw things at Zoro. A tomato, a large chunk of Gorgonzola cheese, and a bottle of SB2O smacked against the side of his head.

"Hey! She said I was a good boyfriend!" Zoro defended.

The crowd was hissing now. Marzipan stood in the crowd close to tears, saying 'How could you?' over and over again.

"Alright calm down people" Homestar said. The crowd was silenced. "I think what we need here is some nice, long, emotion filled conversation. Let each other know you care. You can do it. Reach deep, deep down and maybe you'll find…

Zoro leaned over and whispered to Robin. "Can I chop his head off?"

"I'm not sure that would be appropriate" she whispered back "it is his website."

"What's a website?"

"I'll tell you later."

"…and the day will perhaps come when you can each set apart your differences and live in perfect harmony, but until then, maybe the best thing is to…"

Luffy silently crept towards Strong Mad. Then with a great bound, he tackled the giant, box-shaped giant (is that redundant? Ah well) and took his hat back. The studio audience screamed and fled. Cameras were knocked over, lights fell, and the entire set fell in on itself. Finally, the only ones left standing in the ruin were Homestar, Zoro, Homsar, and Robin.

"Alright!" Homestar yelled. "That was the greatest episode ever!"

"I-I-I-I'm not sure that this fic had a poooooiiint." Said Homsar.

"True enough Pom Pom, true enough. Now lets go get some Marshmallows!"

Strange, techno-like end-of-cartoon music began to play. Zoro turned to Robin. "Do you like marshmallows?"

"As long as they don't have faces, fly around and talk."

They laughed. Surely there couldn't be marshmallows out there like that.

For those of you who somehow skipped Chapter 1 and came write to here, this is my pointless, AU, attempt-at-humor fic! I hope you laughed at least .5 times.