A/N: You know whats more amazing than the fact that I actually updated this fic after all these years? People actually remembering this fic and reviewing it. Not only that, but DF-chan drew this amazing picture of my story: "Stuck!" Here's the link:
Amazing right? Made me tear a little... :') So I just want to say thank you to all these amazing people:
(Blood-Pastel), (Acumichi), and (DF-chan). But now it's time I started doing my end of the bargain. By spinning...THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE! -(spins)- -(lands on "Stuck!")- We all knew this was coming...
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Naruto. You will see what I mean later. -wink wink- -nudge nudge- -shove shove- -punch punch- -b*tch slap b*tch slap-
Warning: You should know by now that this is a crack fic...
Stuck! 5
"Is it me, or did it feel like we've been fighting over this remote for three years?" Sakura asked as everyone nodded in agreement.
"What were we doing here in the first place?" Kiba asked.
"I'm pretty sure that if the authoress had updated sooner, we would have known." Temari retorted.
"Let's get out of here." Tenten said as the others agreed and filed out. Leaving the television on which, by the way wastes electricity and shouldn't be done. Not only that, our female heroines and single male hero at the moment had failed to notice their dear friends trapped in the accursed box of mindless entertainment...
"I thought that would never end. Naruto, where are we now? Because this place seems to resemble Konoha village. It seems I have blonde hair and blue eyes in this show..." Neno commented as he looked at his reflection in the flower shop's window.
"Ooohhhh. My head feels so dizzy from all that channel surfing." Nasuke commented as he rubbed his head to find that his hair was a dark blue instead of his usual blonde and it was more spikier in the back with some bangs in the front.
"Eh? It seems I became the character Sasuke from Naruto. Speaking of the cheeky bastard, where is Sasuke?" Nasuke asked as everyone looked around.
"Um, he is behind that barrel but he wishes not to come out." Ninata said with a blush to her face as she pointed behind the barrel.
"Hey Sasuke! Come- " "NO! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE OUT IN DAYLIGHT! I COULD HANDLE THE GREEN DRESS BUT THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW!" Sasukura interrupted.
"Sasuke, did you become Sakura from Naruto? Do you have pink- "NARUTO! YOU FINISH THAT LINE AND IT WILL BE YOUR LAST!" Sasukura threatened when a grin spreaded across the boy's face along with a smirk from the new blond, blue eyed boy.
"Uchiha-san, please come out. I promise not to laugh. P-p-pink hair is nothing to be ashamed of." Ninata reasoned with the barrel.
"YOU MAY NOT LAUGH BUT I KNOW THOSE TWO BASTARDS BEHIND YOU WILL!" Sasukura argued.
"Okay Uchiha-san. I understand. Naruto-kun. Neji-niisan. Please do not laugh at Uchiha-san." Ninata ordered the two boys.
"Oh come on Hinata! Sasuke with pink hair? That's hilario-"
"Promise me Naruto-kun." Ninata sternly said as she looked down. Being unable to look at Nasuke in the eye without fainting.
"Oh alright! I promise Hinata-chan." Nasuke said.
"Thank you Naruto-kun. Neji-niisan?" Ninata pleaded to her cousin. "Of course." Neno replied as Ninata gave a warm smile to the two boys. "Uchiha-san. Please come out." (A/N: of the closet. sorry just had to say it.)
Sasukura slowly came out with his long pink hair, green eyes, and scowl on his face as Nasuke turned hot red trying hard NOT to laugh.
"It certainly suits you Uchiha." Neno smugly commented. "Shut it Hyuuga." Sasukura growled which only caused Neno to smirk more.
"Naruto. You better tell us how we can finish this episode quickly or else I will slowly rip off your flesh." Sasukura breathed dangerously as Nasuke took some deep breaths to try and calm himself down.
"Okay. Right now, we are in the television show called Naruto. A show about ninjas." Nasuke explained.
"Sounds idiotic." Neno commented.
"No, it is really popular right now. So, I'm Sasuke. The popular cold-hearted guy who all these girls love but he acts like a jerk to them all the time."
"Sounds like a real prick." Sasukura commented.
"Um, you guys, doesn't that sound like anyone in particular?" Ninata asked as the boys thought hard and nodded in disagreement.
"Doesn't ring a bell."
"Not really."
"Can't think of someone who is that much of a jerk."
"Later in the series, this Sasuke guy leaves his hometown (A/N: This cannot be considered a spoiler, but just in case, sorry. ) to gain power from a pedophile to defeat his older brother who killed his family." Nasuke finished.
"What kind of moron would go and do that? I mean, if all the girls like him, he must be good looking. So he is perfect eye candy for that pedophile." Sasukura explained.
"Um, are you guys REALLY sure this doesn't sound familiar?" Ninata asked.
"Hinata-sama, are you trying to hint at something?" Neno asked as Ninata sighed and nodded her head no in defeat.
"And Hinata, you're Naruto. The main character who is really annoying and I think has ADD and should take some ritalin. He always says "believe it. believe it!" I mean, what the HELL am I suppose to believe? Is he, like, trying to get me to join his religion? Like what? What do you WANT me to believe, Naruto? Believe in Christianity, Protestant, Buddhism, Hinduism, WHAT? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Nasuke shouted into the air while on his knees.
"Um, Naruto-kun?" Ninata asked in concern.
"So yeah, just say "believe it" a lot." Nasuke told Ninata as he quickly composed himself as if nothing had happened.
"Sasuke, you're Sakura. You're the person everyone hates in this episode because you can't really fight. But don't worry, later on in the series, you progress into a real fighter and everyone likes you now." Nasuke explained.
"And Neji, you're Ino. You are Sakura's rival in love. So, both you and Sasuke are suppposed to fight over me." Nasuke explained as the two boys looked at him.
"You can have him." Sasukura offered Neno.
"You take him." Neno demanded.
"I'm allergic to morons!" Sasukura said.
"Well, I can hardly stand him!" Neno said as he raised his voice.
"EVERYTIME I SEE HIM, I DIE A LITTLE INSIDE!" Sasukura retorted.
"Hey! This isn't the kind of fighting over me I meant! Let's just go onto the next part!" Nasuke shouted which had the two quiet down. "Okay, in this next part of the episode, you and Neji will have to race to the school." Nasuke instructed.
"What for?" Sasukura asked.
"To get the chance of being able to sit next to me in class. Okay, on your marks, get set, GO!" Nasuke shouted at the two boys. As soon as the race started, the two boys started trying to push each other to the front. "ARGH! AT THIS RATE, WE'LL NEVER FINISH! SAY SOMETHING HINATA!" Nasuke yelled.
"Believe it."
-a few hours later-
"YOU WON UCHIHA!"
"NO, YOU WON HYUUGA!"
"YOU'RE FOOT WAS AT LEAST ONE CENTIMETER FARTHER THAN MINE!"
"AS IF!"
"So this was where you guys were." Nasuke commented as he noticed Gaashika and Cholee.
"...feeling...sleepy...staying awake...feels...troublesome...but...must..NOT......" Gaashika dosed off as his head hit his desk. Soon, a rumbling noise could be heard as Gaashika's inner demon came out. It destroyed the school as it screeched out and began to destroy the other buildings as well.
"I SHALL TRY TO STALL IT AS MUCH AS I CAN!" Cholee shouted as he ran to the beast.
"LEE CANNOT LAST LONG. WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO?" Sasukura asked as he tried to prepare a chidori only to find that his current body wasn't able to produce it.
"I THINK THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO IS FINISH THIS EPISODE SO GAARA WON'T BE ASLEEP!" Nasuke shouted as he watched the sand raccoon go on a "Godzilla" rampage.
"WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?" Neno shouted.
"WELL, AFTER THIS, THIS IS THE SCENE WHERE NARUTO AND SASUKE ACCIDENTLY KISS. WHICH MEANS, ME AND HINATA have...to...kiss." Nasuke finished as he fell into a silence as well as everyone else. Ninata blushed profusely and fainted. Neno started to seethed in rage.
"YOU MORONIC ANIMAL! TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION SO YOU CAN KISS MY COUSIN WITH THOSE FILTHY LIPS OF YOURS!" Neno raged as he grabbed Nasuke's collar.
"I'M TELLING YOU! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! AND I WON'T EVEN KISS HINATA-CHAN ON THE LIPS! IT WILL BE ON THE FOREHEAD! I SWEAR!"
"GRRRR! FINE, BUT GO ANY FURTHER AND I WILL PERSONALLY DISPOSE OF YOU!" Neno threatened as he released Nasuke from his grip.
Nasuke quickly turned to face the sleeping beauty and gave a quick peck on the headband. "Now what?" Sasukura asked.
"Then, the girls, that's you two, beat up Naruto for stealing a kiss from me." Nasuke explained as the two boys looked at the unconcious girl. And the two boys shared the same thought.
It was one thing to fight a girl, especially if she was an enemy and was attacking. But it was an ENTIRELY different thing to not only beat up a girl, but an unconcious one who didn't deserve it. They were both heartless bastards but they weren't THAT heartless. As they were staring at Ninata, a screech from the demon brought them to reality and they knew what had to be done.
Sasukura slowly raised a hesitant fist and prayed that Ninata would be able to forgive him after this.
"WAIT! I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT! BEAT ME INSTEAD! I THINK IT SHOULD BE OKAY AS LONG AS SOMEONE GETS BEATEN BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HURT ME SINCE I AM YOUR FRIEND AND ALL BUT-" Nasuke was interrupted to a swift punch to his jaw. Followed by a kick, a jab, a upper hook, a punch to the stomach, a roundhouse kick, and etc. etc.
"Now what?" Neno asked the now bloody and bruised Nasuke as Ninata was able to come through.
"Now Hinata is suppose to transform into Sasuke and tell Sasuke how you would like to kiss his forehead." Nasuke explained.
"...what kind of plot is that?" Sasukura asked. "Now, Hinata, transform into Sasuke and repeat everything I say." Ninata nodded and did a transformation jutsu and turned to Sasukura.
"Sakura, your forehead is so wide and charming. It makes me want to kiss it." Nasuke whispered to Ninata.
"Sakura, your forehead is so wide and charming. It makes me want to kiss it."
"It makes me want to barf." Neno added.
"Now, Sasuke, you say, there's plenty of room up there. And Ninata, you clench your stomach and run." Nasuke instructed.
"There's plenty of room up there."
"Bye Naruto-kun! Bye Uchiha-san! Bye Neji-niisan!" Ninata shouted over her shoulder as she ran while holding her stomach.
"Now, I am suppose to go to Sasuke and tell him he's annoying in a cold tone." Nasuke explained as he put on a serious face and walked up to Sasukura. "You're annoying."
"So are you." Sasukura retorted.
"No you idiot! That's not how it goes! You're suppose to be sad and stuff!" Nasuke yelled.
"Boo. Hoo." Sasukura "cried". "Grrr. Now's not the time to worry about your awful acting. I'm going and bringing Hinata back. When she comes back, say you're sorry!" Nasuke yelled as he ran after Ninata.
"Sorry for what?" Sasukura asked as Ninata came upto him. "I don't know what I did but apparently I'm sorry for it."
"And you're SURE this isn't familiar to ANYONE?" Ninata cried out.
THE END
"OH! I just realized, we forgot to turn off the television." Tenten said as she and the others returned to Naruto's apartment.
Just when they were about to turn it off, Sakura quickly stopped her. "Wait! Look at the screen! Don't those characters look familiar?" Sakura asked as everyone looked to see their friends in different outfits, hair color, and eye color but no matter how you looked at it, you could tell it was them.
"Houston, we have a problem." said Kiba.
"It's always problems, problems, problems, with you guys. Don't you ever call me, just to invite me over for fun stuff?" Houston said as he stormed out. Exhausted from having everyone tell him their problems.
"Well, he's no help. Let's try getting our senseis." Temari suggested as everyone ran to the training spot, hoping that their teammates and senseis were still there after waiting for three years.
(A/N): I can't believe I actually finished! I feel so triumphant yet sad because I was doing this instead of homework...Only reviews can make this worth it! R&R PLZ! Don't take my entire day in vain!