I thought of this while in the car. It's short and Kai's out of character, but I like it.

No, I mean Kai's really, REALLY out of character. But it's kinda funny...

Disclaimer: think of something witty that will tell you that I don't own Beyblade, then insert here.


She is insane if she thinks that she has any right to do that. To just sit there, watching us train while she sucks on that stupid candy necklace. How could she possible think that, just because she had known us all these years, we wouldn't react to it? How could she think that I wouldn't react to it?

We are teenage males, for crying out loud!

But did she take notice of how she was making me lose concentration? NO! She just went on sucking, with her legs crossed, elbow on her knee, hand holding her head, stupid necklace around that...nice...long...beautiful(yes, that will work!) neck, looking as bored as ever. It is...pure evil!

And how dare Ray chuckle at me for looking at her for more than a second! He looks at Mariah, and she's never made-out with a necklace right in front of him.

It is totally unfair, what the brat is doing. The worst part was that she was completely and totally ignorant of what it is doing to me. Of how when her little, pink tongue wrapped itself around the string and pulled it back into her mouth, all I want to go over and pull it back out, break the string and throw all of the candy of the dirty ground, then yell at her about how rude it was to do that during training...or anytime, for that matter.

Tyson better have good reason for looking at her like that!

Stupid candy necklace!

It has to be illegal to do what she's doing, right? Does she think that it is okay to drop that wet string on her neck so that her neck now glistened in the sunlight? What is really unfair is, not only is she sucking on the candy, but the candy is also coloring her lips. It is so hard no to just go over and taste...

She is MENTAL! Somebody, anybody, call the guys with the large butterfly nets and the clean, white jackets!

At least all the candy is almost gone. When it's all gone, she'll take the useless piece of string off and all with be right with the world.

WHAT is she doing? She'd better not be unwrapping another. She's a crazy nutcase!

Ah, she's going to throw the trash away. I'll just have to corner her and tell her to knock it off. Maybe I could also snap that stupid candy necklace and stomp all the little pieces into the floor while laughing menacingly. Yeah, that'll teach her.

I hear the crackling of the plastic being tossed in the trash as I enter the kitchen. She turns and looks surprised for a moment before dropping the candy out of her mouth and smiling.

"Hey, Kai," she says sweetly. Almost too sweetly. "How is your day going? You guys are sure working hard out there."

I blink. "It's fine," I say slowly.

She looks around the kitchen, still standing over in the corner away from me. "Is there something you need?" she asks.

"I need you to take that necklace off," I tell her.

Well, that was stupid! Now she's going to know that you were looking at her!

She lifts a hand to her candy necklace. "Why?" she doesn't sound confused at all.

Think, Kai! You've got to get yourself out of this mess!

"It's distracting Tyson," I say firmly. Yeah, that's it, blame the idiot.

She smirks.

Alert! Alert! Sound the alarm! Red flashing lights! Alert! Alert! SHE KNOWS!

"Distracting Tyson, you say?" she says as she struts towards me, clearly more confident than me in this situation.

I don't say anything. It's impossible to talk when a girl like Hilary when she is looking like that.

Wait a minuet! Wasn't she innocent a while ago? What happened?

"I don't think it's Tyson that I'm distracting," she's still smirking!

She knew all along. She's a lair! A cheat! And awfully good at hiding her true intentions.

"Well," I say. If there is one thing I'm happy about right now, it's the fact that I will always have complete control over my voice. Always! "it is."

She glides to me, standing barely a breath away. In fact, she's so close, that I can feel her inhale. The evil, little...girl. It's a big hit to my ego that she's JUST A GIRL!

She stands on her tiptoes and leans closer to me. I no longer need her to breath in to feel her┘

She's just a little girl. She's just a little girl. She can't harm you. She's just a little girl.

"No, it's not," I can hear her smile. She comes back down. Her eyes are gleaming; smirk still in place. "Want to know how I know?"

I stare at her with a black face. That's it, just pretend that it's just any other day; that she's any other girl.

She chuckles as she blinks once. Licking her lips, she finally smiles again, "Tyson didn't follow me in here." Which is true. Because I followed her in here. And now she knows.

Stupid candy necklace!

She leans back up. For the first time, I actually think that she might kiss me. At that thought, two different things run through my mind.

One: ...great!

Two: crapcrapcrapcarpcrap!

But she doesn't kiss me, and three more things run through my mind.

Three: Why not?

Four: YES! I'll kiss you first!

Five: WHAT!

Instead, she whispers to me again, "This is revenge, you know."

At this I turn my head sharply to face her. She is still leaning against me with her soft hands supporting herself on my shoulders. Our faces are so close that I almost miss the small smirk.

She's already caught me, so I don't care when I demand, "Revenge for what?"

She bits her lip and laughs again. "Do you have any idea how hard it is to ignore you when you are practicing without a shirt on?"

...Oh...

"Your fit chest shining with sweat and sunlight. It's enough to make a girl go nuts. And the fact that you think that just because I've known you for years that seeing you without a shirt won't drive me crazy...drives me crazy!"

...Huh...who knew?

"By the way," she says as she walks away, "My revenge isn't over yet. You've been practicing like that for years..." She takes the candy and puts it back in her mouth with a sweet, smug smirk.

Stupid, EVIL candy necklace!

It's torture, I tell you, TORTURE!


Okay, so Kai is completely out of character, but I had fun with it. I think I actually laughed while writing this. Sorry for any mistakes in this story.

I wrote this story to tell you that I will not be around for the next month to two months. I won't have internet access anywhere. But I will not forget about my stories, or those that I have promise. I will actually use this time to write, so hopefully the second I get access I will be updating! And I mean the SECOND!

Thank you for reading and drop an opinion while your down here...please! Unless all you're going to say is "Kai doesn't act like this!"

I Know! but it was fun...