Author's Note: I wrote this in early 2005. I might continue it sometime in the future. Very very far in the future. I just don't want to rule out the possibility. It should be pretty obvious which character is saying what.
It was a beautiful day
in our peaceful cul-de-sac. The birds were singing, the butterflies
were fluttering, the chickens were
CHIKKNSD!!!!!1!!! PET THE
CHIKKN PET TEH CHIKKN!!!!
Er, yes, as I was saying, it was a
nice day. We, the Eds, set out on this fine summer's day, intent on
the gaining of
CASH!! so we walked over to the suckers, and
they were all like "oh, look, it's mister Eddy! hi, mister
Eddy!" and then they gave me all their money, and then they
kissed my feet, and then they dedicated the candy store
Eddy,
please concentrate. We are setting out to create a believable
"fanfiction", not one of your ridiculous fables! Now, where
was I... Ah yes, we were setting out to
BAET THA ZMBYS FRM
OWTER SPACE!!!! WTH A RUBA SPOON!!!!
NO! For your information,
we were going to the creek! Once there, I drew up the plans for our
latest endeavor- Edd's
edd's? since when? we're the Eds!
It
was a typo.
typo my
MY TUN! BUTT THAN TEH ZOMBY
ALEINS ATTICED1111! SO ED EDD N EDDY WAR AL SCARRD!!!! ...THAN
DUBBLE D WS A WAREWOLF!!!
W-what?
geez, Ed, get some
air.
SO THAN DUBBL D BETUP HTE ZOMBYS WIT HIS WAREWALF
CLAUS OV SHINENES AND SAVDE ED n EDY FORM
Ed, please. Your
tale is implausible to say the least, as well as being totally
lacking in spelling, punctuation and descriptive writing. There will
be no werewolves, aliens or zombies in this story. Not while I'm
around.
quit hogging the keyboard, sockhead! let me have a go!
after the zombies or whatever'd been taken care of, my brother came
back! so I said "hey bro", and he said "Eddy! You're
so cool and not a pipsqueak! i wanna be just like you, so here's the
keys to my new monster truck!" so I said, all cool-like "thanks,
but you can keep 'em. cause I've got this rocket car!" and then
we went rocketing in the rocket car, so the other kids gave us all
their money, and they kissed my feet
You keep coming back to
that, don't you Eddy?
quiet! so we were in the rocket car, when
ed said "gravy!" and double dee said "messy messy
messy," and i said "shut up and keep flying!" but then
we crashlanded because of stupid kevin's ginormus chin, but then he
was struck by lightning! along with sarah, jimmy and the kanker
sisters!
AN WE AL LIVD HAPILY EVAH AVTR, THE ED.
No,
no, no! This was supposed to be a, a, story! Not some concoction of
fantasy and wish fulfillment! Why, if I were a publisher, I'd
let's
see you do better, dickens.
All right then, I will. Back in
reality, the Eds were interrupted in their scam related hijinx,
because a new girl had moved into the cul-de-sac.
ooh, this'll
be good...
MY TOWS R TINGLIN, EDDY1!!
Her eyes were
the deepest shade of purple you'd ever seen, and her black hair was
like a halo of blackest night, and floated around her head like an
Earthly halo. Her skin was completely clear of any unsightly pimples,
and she was quite simply the most beautiful girl that any of the Eds
had ever seen. She sauntered over, and said, in a voice of
unspeakable beauty- Eddy, are you ill? I have a number of
AARRGH!!
what kinda story is that?
IT IZ A ROMEANSE, EDY!!
Uh,
yes, it's a... romance.
romance? since when did you write
romance?
T-that's none of your business
ooh, look at me.
i'm double dee, and i'm a little girl who likes writing romance
Eddy!
Be more respectful of another's preferences!
YEEH YUNG MAN! B
RESPEEKFUL!
yeah, whatever. i'm gonna go get something to
eat. Are you coming?
